The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us...

But we'll always have the Gulf of America.

I've always loved the fact that the word 'sneeze' is the result of a historical accident. The original form, in the Middle Ages, was 'fnese', but someone mistook the 'f' for the long medieval 's' and wrote down 'sn-' instead.

Fneezing sounds much more like a proper, nasal sneeze.

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

Interesting.

Read to the end.

Kemi Badenoch, who just a few months ago was part of a government that oversaw migration numbers rising to their highest levels since records began, says that Keir Starmer "will never take responsibility" for his own record on immigration

💧 Now Brexit is putting UK tap water safety at risk

💦 water companies are unable to use products to clean water as all the laboratories that test and certify the chemicals have shut down.

💧 Europe is harmonising standards for EU members by December 2026
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I'm fucking blasted and hanging out in the weirdest scene because history happened at a deeply inconvenient hour. so it goes.

There it is

Smoked some eggs

There's a fully-funded PhD Scholarship for Black British Applicants at my partner's law school. Pass it on to anyone who might find it useful. Could change someone's life. www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DKP136/p...

It's not saying the Conservative party is running out of things to attack the Government about, but the current complaint is that Rachel Reeves claimed to have won the wrong chess competition when she was 14

Bloody protesters clogging up the streets! How are people meant to get to work? My aunt Gladys can’t get to her hospital appointment for all these MUDdy farmers Joy-riding around central London in their tractors!!!
Get back in the fields and do a days work!!!

But more importantly, what does it say about your independence if you are prosecuting based solely on something you’ve seen on Twitter, without waiting for the police and CPS to do their job?

It might suggest you care more about clicks from special interest groups than actually seeing justice done.

The problems are obvious, you may think.

First, you’re probably not going to mount a strong prosecution when you haven’t seen the evidence. Prosecutions based on feels rarely end well.

Nice here innit? Learning my way around and happy to follow back

Hello everyone. Sorry we are so late. Forgot to verify the old email thing. Here now. @thenewsagents.bsky.social

2. If you've just come here from elsewhere, ask yourself: How do I want to be here? Do you want to bring over the destructive energy that, after all, made you leave that somewhere else to be here? Or do you want to be something else? You can reset here, if you like. You might like it better. /end

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