I'm fucking blasted and hanging out in the weirdest scene because history happened at a deeply inconvenient hour. so it goes.

Every time I encountered him I assumed he was Reform and then was repeatedly surprised to be reminded he was supposed to be a Conservative

Not quite true. But my favourite anthropomorphic coupling is the Dik Dik. And also the cutest.

I didn’t know that but I’m only a non-organic farmer. Although I don’t have cattle and never use unnecessary inputs.

Ah, but imagine if it was also the same height as the counter top. Or the same depth? That kind of thing we had have me googling for days.

It says he has a type and, unfortunately for him, his type has had it up to here with men like him.

Bovaer is not currently accepted as an organic supplement so you’ll be fine eating any organic products if you’re worried.

this is an attempt to make them less environmentally destructive

I think it’s probably overblown. The twitter noise seems to rely on Bill Gates being satan personified and him having put some money into the parent company (but I’ve found no evidence that he is involved in any way). Cows have lots of unnatural things done to them to improve yields, so at least

Junior Taskmaster is surprisingly good at capturing all that can be great about the adult one.

I can’t go to war because I’m looking after so many illegal immigrants in my house, but I wish you luck.

He should be thanking his lucky stars that he’ll only be asked to pay half the amount of inheritance tax than his rich mates who didn’t buy up someone else’s family farm.

That’s not how it works here, hon