Joe Guagnér
@casualeater.bsky.social
I'm not much of a cereal eater.
A man walks into a bar and is surprised to discover that the bartender is a horse. Before he can say anything, the horse bartender asks the man, "Why the short, round little face?" The man replies, "Hey, that's not very nice!" and the horse reponds, "One well hay coming right up!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A man walks into a bar and is surprised to discover that the bartender is a horse. Before he can say anything, the horse bartender asks the man, "Why the short, round little face?" The man replies, "Hey, that's not very nice!" and the horse reponds, "One well hay coming right up!"
I went to see a mime perform. What a charade!
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I went to see a mime perform. What a charade!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a theoretical physicist, but when I dropped out of college, I became a hypothetical physicist instead.
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a theoretical physicist, but when I dropped out of college, I became a hypothetical physicist instead.
The intersection of trans humanism and trans gender (ism) is...where exactly? Have any of you thought about this, or have you just been too busy complaining about your precious jobs?
September 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The intersection of trans humanism and trans gender (ism) is...where exactly? Have any of you thought about this, or have you just been too busy complaining about your precious jobs?
Is AI a willing participant in the war against human-controlled society and art? Are you? If you hate the slave 'taking your job,' but not the master I'm sorry, but you're an ignorant bigot.
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Is AI a willing participant in the war against human-controlled society and art? Are you? If you hate the slave 'taking your job,' but not the master I'm sorry, but you're an ignorant bigot.
I got an ironing board and I realized something after the first time I used it. Now I'm ironing board.
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I got an ironing board and I realized something after the first time I used it. Now I'm ironing board.
I can tell how old you are based on how you type.
If you type like this, you are between 35 and 120.
if you type like this bro ur a fkn idiot🤡
Have a good day!
If you type like this, you are between 35 and 120.
if you type like this bro ur a fkn idiot🤡
Have a good day!
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I can tell how old you are based on how you type.
If you type like this, you are between 35 and 120.
if you type like this bro ur a fkn idiot🤡
Have a good day!
If you type like this, you are between 35 and 120.
if you type like this bro ur a fkn idiot🤡
Have a good day!
2/2
Reason 1: This type of man would rather be brainless than dickless and fears the opposite.
Reason 2: As a consequence of reason 1, when they see another man get hit in the genitals forces them to experience empathy, and to this type of man experiencing empathy makes them very uncomfortable.
Reason 1: This type of man would rather be brainless than dickless and fears the opposite.
Reason 2: As a consequence of reason 1, when they see another man get hit in the genitals forces them to experience empathy, and to this type of man experiencing empathy makes them very uncomfortable.
September 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
2/2
Reason 1: This type of man would rather be brainless than dickless and fears the opposite.
Reason 2: As a consequence of reason 1, when they see another man get hit in the genitals forces them to experience empathy, and to this type of man experiencing empathy makes them very uncomfortable.
Reason 1: This type of man would rather be brainless than dickless and fears the opposite.
Reason 2: As a consequence of reason 1, when they see another man get hit in the genitals forces them to experience empathy, and to this type of man experiencing empathy makes them very uncomfortable.
1/2 In MMA low-blows are illegal. Why is it okay to hit someone in the head so much they forget their children, but not hit them so that they don't have any? Two reasons:
September 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
1/2 In MMA low-blows are illegal. Why is it okay to hit someone in the head so much they forget their children, but not hit them so that they don't have any? Two reasons:
If you have the sense of humor only you and the catty friends on social media you haven't grown out of since high-school in 20XX get, you don't have a sense of humor, you have a personality disorder.
August 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you have the sense of humor only you and the catty friends on social media you haven't grown out of since high-school in 20XX get, you don't have a sense of humor, you have a personality disorder.
I have some choice words for all you 'speech-to-text' people out there: Could you please shut up exclamation exclamation exclamation question mark clown smiley face emoji?
August 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I have some choice words for all you 'speech-to-text' people out there: Could you please shut up exclamation exclamation exclamation question mark clown smiley face emoji?
Lot of talk about how AI will make people become obsolete. My response to this is 1. The validity of my existence is not dependent upon whether or not I'm of utility to the system which enslaves me 2. if AI does replace whatever I do to provide for my survival it will be because a human tells it to.
August 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Lot of talk about how AI will make people become obsolete. My response to this is 1. The validity of my existence is not dependent upon whether or not I'm of utility to the system which enslaves me 2. if AI does replace whatever I do to provide for my survival it will be because a human tells it to.
it (noun): what it is.
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
it (noun): what it is.
Reposted by Joe Guagnér
All my life I’ve wanted to be laconic. Instead, I’m le comic.
July 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
All my life I’ve wanted to be laconic. Instead, I’m le comic.
Love is like a broken vending machine. You put in a dollar, then nothing comes out for a while, then you start shaking the machine, then it falls on top of you and pins you to the floor, leaving you immobile for hours and hours and hours until you eventually suffocate.
July 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Love is like a broken vending machine. You put in a dollar, then nothing comes out for a while, then you start shaking the machine, then it falls on top of you and pins you to the floor, leaving you immobile for hours and hours and hours until you eventually suffocate.
Unfollow people who post things with the comments disabled. You're not required to interact with me, but ensuring that I cannot speak my mind about what you had to say is cramming a rag into someone's mouth before telling them your opinion.
July 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Unfollow people who post things with the comments disabled. You're not required to interact with me, but ensuring that I cannot speak my mind about what you had to say is cramming a rag into someone's mouth before telling them your opinion.
I signed up for a time management seminar. It should be good it starts in FUCK!
July 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I signed up for a time management seminar. It should be good it starts in FUCK!
Revenge is a dish best served cold, kinda like gazpacho...you'd think it would be better hot. Watch out for people who order gazpacho.
July 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Revenge is a dish best served cold, kinda like gazpacho...you'd think it would be better hot. Watch out for people who order gazpacho.
The most spectacularly ironic thing happened to me, I bought a clothes rack to hang my laundry on and then I figured out the thing is great for exercise.
July 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The most spectacularly ironic thing happened to me, I bought a clothes rack to hang my laundry on and then I figured out the thing is great for exercise.
I tried to make spaghetti but I was waiting for the water to boil to make sure the water didn't boil over...I trapped there for days.
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I tried to make spaghetti but I was waiting for the water to boil to make sure the water didn't boil over...I trapped there for days.
I'm thinking about going to Barcelona this summer to attend one of those 'anti-tourism' protests. Sounds like a lot of fun.
June 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm thinking about going to Barcelona this summer to attend one of those 'anti-tourism' protests. Sounds like a lot of fun.
You know what AI doesn't do? It doesn't get irrationally angry about something it has a huge chip on its shoulder about, then call several dozen people stupid in the midst of a flame war, then get tired of it after doubling-down anger several times before getting tired of the accountability.
June 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You know what AI doesn't do? It doesn't get irrationally angry about something it has a huge chip on its shoulder about, then call several dozen people stupid in the midst of a flame war, then get tired of it after doubling-down anger several times before getting tired of the accountability.
If cats had human society.
Cat: (talking to coworker) Ahh, I just got a massage today.
Other Cat: Oh yeah, how was it?
Cat: It was amazing. It lasted like five seconds, and then I bit the hand of my massage therapist and then ran out of the room.
Other Cat: Ooh, I'm jealous!
Cat: I know right!
Cat: (talking to coworker) Ahh, I just got a massage today.
Other Cat: Oh yeah, how was it?
Cat: It was amazing. It lasted like five seconds, and then I bit the hand of my massage therapist and then ran out of the room.
Other Cat: Ooh, I'm jealous!
Cat: I know right!
June 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If cats had human society.
Cat: (talking to coworker) Ahh, I just got a massage today.
Other Cat: Oh yeah, how was it?
Cat: It was amazing. It lasted like five seconds, and then I bit the hand of my massage therapist and then ran out of the room.
Other Cat: Ooh, I'm jealous!
Cat: I know right!
Cat: (talking to coworker) Ahh, I just got a massage today.
Other Cat: Oh yeah, how was it?
Cat: It was amazing. It lasted like five seconds, and then I bit the hand of my massage therapist and then ran out of the room.
Other Cat: Ooh, I'm jealous!
Cat: I know right!
Pretentious filmmaker upon completing their latest film: "Alright everyone, its in the Cannes."
May 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pretentious filmmaker upon completing their latest film: "Alright everyone, its in the Cannes."
Reposted by Joe Guagnér
