Joe Guagnér
@casualeater.bsky.social
I'm not much of a cereal eater.
It was a call back. :)
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It was a call back. :)
Geez, there's no need to lose your temper about it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Geez, there's no need to lose your temper about it.
I liked the pandemic. As an introvert I felt normal staying home all the time and staying away from people. People felt guilty and hesitated being senselessly mean to me at my job, and people that denied science tended to -literally- drop dead. Arguably, it was the best era in recent memory.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I liked the pandemic. As an introvert I felt normal staying home all the time and staying away from people. People felt guilty and hesitated being senselessly mean to me at my job, and people that denied science tended to -literally- drop dead. Arguably, it was the best era in recent memory.
I don't ascribe to the 'enemy of my enemy' doctrine. Its deeply flawed. If my enemies follow it, they can fight against me separately and/or together, which makes them all the more duplicitous and insidious, meanwhile I have to worry about being friendly to one or both. NOPE!
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don't ascribe to the 'enemy of my enemy' doctrine. Its deeply flawed. If my enemies follow it, they can fight against me separately and/or together, which makes them all the more duplicitous and insidious, meanwhile I have to worry about being friendly to one or both. NOPE!
A Murk’s Lone Wound Come
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A Murk’s Lone Wound Come
I didn't carve my pumpkins this year, or the last year, or the year before that because.......
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I didn't carve my pumpkins this year, or the last year, or the year before that because.......
Haha! As opposed to the rest of us, who have aged into a *checks notes* angry fat old asshole. Oh....
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Haha! As opposed to the rest of us, who have aged into a *checks notes* angry fat old asshole. Oh....
The photography contest was a photo-finish. The Barber won the contest by a hair. The plastic-surgeon won the contest by a nose.
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The photography contest was a photo-finish. The Barber won the contest by a hair. The plastic-surgeon won the contest by a nose.
One massive company sues other massive company! Oh no! I shall have to...continue to not give a flying fuck and think that it is weird to care.
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One massive company sues other massive company! Oh no! I shall have to...continue to not give a flying fuck and think that it is weird to care.
Well, I do think that rich people should eat shit...so maybe we're all on the same page after all.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Well, I do think that rich people should eat shit...so maybe we're all on the same page after all.
Kidding aside, when you don't assume boys are stupid and their interests are beneath contempt, this actually does really work. Boys meaning 'men' and 'little balls' meaning anything they are interested in. You see right? You see what you did there? I do.
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Kidding aside, when you don't assume boys are stupid and their interests are beneath contempt, this actually does really work. Boys meaning 'men' and 'little balls' meaning anything they are interested in. You see right? You see what you did there? I do.
It is uncertain I'll be able to afford housing in the next ten years, let alone a sex-bot, and because of that, I don't really care if human beings might robot-fuck their way into extinction.
October 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It is uncertain I'll be able to afford housing in the next ten years, let alone a sex-bot, and because of that, I don't really care if human beings might robot-fuck their way into extinction.
Make Assholes Great Again?
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Make Assholes Great Again?
Exactly! Thank you. People are crapping on AI left right and center because it has become trendy. Nevermind AI can do things like detect cancer, increase efficiency of the use of resources, identify problems with infrastructure etc wtih 1000x the speed and -1000 the cost of humans.
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Exactly! Thank you. People are crapping on AI left right and center because it has become trendy. Nevermind AI can do things like detect cancer, increase efficiency of the use of resources, identify problems with infrastructure etc wtih 1000x the speed and -1000 the cost of humans.
Speak for yourself!
September 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Speak for yourself!
Maximillian is a cool name, but do you know what name is a thousand times cooler than that?
September 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Maximillian is a cool name, but do you know what name is a thousand times cooler than that?
I am already powerless Chris...you just haven't been paying attention. And if you don't know what I mean by that...your suit is worth ten times what I have spent on clothes in the last ten years.
September 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I am already powerless Chris...you just haven't been paying attention. And if you don't know what I mean by that...your suit is worth ten times what I have spent on clothes in the last ten years.
If you say I'm part of the problem for saying this, I might not disagree, but here's the thing, you just did this to me, and this it what is happening to him: Jimmy Kimmel will be fine, but I might lose my apartment next month if I'm not UNBELIEVABLY careful with my money and my mouth.
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you say I'm part of the problem for saying this, I might not disagree, but here's the thing, you just did this to me, and this it what is happening to him: Jimmy Kimmel will be fine, but I might lose my apartment next month if I'm not UNBELIEVABLY careful with my money and my mouth.
Based upon how many average likes I get on any one of them, I leave them out in the open to dry up and die like a dying amphibian laying eggs on the shores of a desolate beach in the Devonian period.
September 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Based upon how many average likes I get on any one of them, I leave them out in the open to dry up and die like a dying amphibian laying eggs on the shores of a desolate beach in the Devonian period.