Casey
@caseyhartman.bsky.social
Just another nobody refugee from Twitter that pines for the days of boring politics and a shared reality. I believe healthcare is a basic human right. Obviously, I'm a fan of lost causes, as evidenced by my continued playing of HOTS.
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Im not sure where this came from. Someone sent it to me. It sure did make me smile, though.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Im not sure where this came from. Someone sent it to me. It sure did make me smile, though.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Did these commentators all do coke before halftime? They're all speaking a million miles a second and just can't wait to cut each other off.
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Did these commentators all do coke before halftime? They're all speaking a million miles a second and just can't wait to cut each other off.
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I don’t know the date on this one because Instagram took it down.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I don’t know the date on this one because Instagram took it down.
What a shit basketball day today was. Really, what a shit week. Is it too late to go back to 2025?
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
What a shit basketball day today was. Really, what a shit week. Is it too late to go back to 2025?
Why does Green Bay do anything besides throw the ball. The Bears defense has obviously never played against the pass in their lives.
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Why does Green Bay do anything besides throw the ball. The Bears defense has obviously never played against the pass in their lives.
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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I'm an LA two, but a deep space nine.
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I'm an LA two, but a deep space nine.
I'm an LA two, but a deep space nine.
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I'm an LA two, but a deep space nine.
Oh, they review that play?
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh, they review that play?
Not enjoying those last two calls gifting them 30 yards.
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Not enjoying those last two calls gifting them 30 yards.
Blackout drunk? No, baby, that's just the fog of war.
It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Blackout drunk? No, baby, that's just the fog of war.
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Anyone have a good rec for an education / student rights attorney in Oakland County, Michigan, particularly with regards to suspension / expulsion proceedings? Asking for a friend.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Anyone have a good rec for an education / student rights attorney in Oakland County, Michigan, particularly with regards to suspension / expulsion proceedings? Asking for a friend.
🎶588 2300 Empire🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
🎶588 2300 Empire🎶
Police just closed off access to Broadview from 290. Wonder what just happened.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Police just closed off access to Broadview from 290. Wonder what just happened.
Was there a gentlemen's agreement to not play any starters in tonight's Pistons-Bulls game?
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Was there a gentlemen's agreement to not play any starters in tonight's Pistons-Bulls game?
Hey @durbin.senate.gov don't even think about defecting. I know you're quitting on us, but we didn't hold out this long for you to cave.
@duckworth.senate.gov get your boy in line. No yes votes for the government while they invade Illinois. Seems like a reasonable request, no?
@duckworth.senate.gov get your boy in line. No yes votes for the government while they invade Illinois. Seems like a reasonable request, no?
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hey @durbin.senate.gov don't even think about defecting. I know you're quitting on us, but we didn't hold out this long for you to cave.
@duckworth.senate.gov get your boy in line. No yes votes for the government while they invade Illinois. Seems like a reasonable request, no?
@duckworth.senate.gov get your boy in line. No yes votes for the government while they invade Illinois. Seems like a reasonable request, no?
Guess I'm not watching the third quarter of this Lions game.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Guess I'm not watching the third quarter of this Lions game.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
This guy appears to have spent too much time cooking his brain on twitter.
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This guy appears to have spent too much time cooking his brain on twitter.
And in the time it took to write that tweet, another Horus Heresy book was published. A real Xeno paradox of a problem.
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
And in the time it took to write that tweet, another Horus Heresy book was published. A real Xeno paradox of a problem.
Saving this for a wonderful protest poster.
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
October 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Saving this for a wonderful protest poster.
It feels like the Mariners start every inning with a runner on first. That seems bad.
October 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It feels like the Mariners start every inning with a runner on first. That seems bad.
OK, Tigers I'm ready to be hurt.
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
OK, Tigers I'm ready to be hurt.