Veronica Guzzardi
@cartoonowl.com
Cartoonist, sculptor, painter and printmaker, questionable-poem writer, amateur coder, unrepentant collector of hobbies. Opinions expressed here are usually hilarious.
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Let’s see if bluesky is any better at handling animated gifs
October 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Let’s see if bluesky is any better at handling animated gifs
Artist! Quote with your yellow art!💛
August 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Artist! Quote with your yellow art!💛
I wrote an article aimed at newbie kids' book authors about hiring illustrators/book production, and took a photo of all the books I have done for clients this year. Seeing them all piled up this morning made me feel good. Needed that. Been feeling kinda lost lately. These are my books. I made them.
August 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I wrote an article aimed at newbie kids' book authors about hiring illustrators/book production, and took a photo of all the books I have done for clients this year. Seeing them all piled up this morning made me feel good. Needed that. Been feeling kinda lost lately. These are my books. I made them.
I gotta send some clicks to Creative Market or they're going to take away my affiliate status. Anybody want to do me a solid? This link takes you to the Font Finder: www.kqzyfj.com/click-883153...
Upload a picture, it'll tell you what font it is.
Upload a picture, it'll tell you what font it is.
Font Finder - Identify Fonts in Seconds | Creative Market
Identify Fonts in Seconds! Upload it, and Font Finder will instantly match it - quick, easy, and precise!
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August 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I gotta send some clicks to Creative Market or they're going to take away my affiliate status. Anybody want to do me a solid? This link takes you to the Font Finder: www.kqzyfj.com/click-883153...
Upload a picture, it'll tell you what font it is.
Upload a picture, it'll tell you what font it is.
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Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.
On my walk this morning, I saw a crow just standing in the middle of the street with a cigarette butt hanging out of its beak. I yelled at it "Hey! Spit that out, it's bad for you!" AND IT DID. I cannot make this stuff up.
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
On my walk this morning, I saw a crow just standing in the middle of the street with a cigarette butt hanging out of its beak. I yelled at it "Hey! Spit that out, it's bad for you!" AND IT DID. I cannot make this stuff up.
July 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Boop!
Here’s a possum
Here’s a possum
July 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Boop!
Here’s a possum
Here’s a possum
July 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Artist Joe Shuster was born on July 10, 1914. Co-creator of Superman, as well as Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Doctor Occult, Slam Bradley, & more! I'm posting early because given the film release, Joe deserves to be honored a lot this year. #Superman
July 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Artist Joe Shuster was born on July 10, 1914. Co-creator of Superman, as well as Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Doctor Occult, Slam Bradley, & more! I'm posting early because given the film release, Joe deserves to be honored a lot this year. #Superman
Painted this last night. Expect a series 🦨💖
July 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Painted this last night. Expect a series 🦨💖
You guys want a free coloring page? artinside.sharptoothsnail.com/coloring
Coloring Book Opt-In Landing Page
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July 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You guys want a free coloring page? artinside.sharptoothsnail.com/coloring
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
My laptop is telling me Sublime Text is using "significant energy" but Sublime Text is not even open WTF
April 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My laptop is telling me Sublime Text is using "significant energy" but Sublime Text is not even open WTF
I just got a new-to-me laptop and I keep poking the screen, like it's a touchscreen. It is not.
April 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I just got a new-to-me laptop and I keep poking the screen, like it's a touchscreen. It is not.
Okay, now I can share! I did a silly little cartoon for Cranky Jew Reviews lates bag review: youtu.be/BfBKZMTyMxE?...
April 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Okay, now I can share! I did a silly little cartoon for Cranky Jew Reviews lates bag review: youtu.be/BfBKZMTyMxE?...
There’s art I want to share but the thing I drew it for hasn’t been released yet! Booo
April 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There’s art I want to share but the thing I drew it for hasn’t been released yet! Booo
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April 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The earliest surviving animated feature, and a stop-motion masterpiece
From: The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926), dir. Lotte Reiniger
From: The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926), dir. Lotte Reiniger
April 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The earliest surviving animated feature, and a stop-motion masterpiece
From: The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926), dir. Lotte Reiniger
From: The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926), dir. Lotte Reiniger
Is it bad that I used my own font on the last two children’s books I did layout for?
I mean, that’s literally what I designed it for, right?
I mean, that’s literally what I designed it for, right?
March 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is it bad that I used my own font on the last two children’s books I did layout for?
I mean, that’s literally what I designed it for, right?
I mean, that’s literally what I designed it for, right?