Skully
banner
carterskull.bsky.social
Skully
@carterskull.bsky.social
Fartist and Jokesmith
Pinned
What’s up with folks named Nate?
Reposted by Skully
The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr
March 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Dancing to this on my way to pick up tuna, paper towels, and milk at the grocery store.
February 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reposted by Skully
Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.

2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0

Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They sold our country to the highest bidder
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reposted by Skully
How about a REAL HEADLINE. Trump Raises Taxes on Everyday Americans With New Tariffs
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What’s up with folks named Nate?
January 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
January 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Literally me:
January 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reading this at 1:18, smirking ear to ear, so fucking excited.
January 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY AND RIP IT FROM MU BLEEDING HANDS?!
January 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by Skully
RAVEN: who is that

ME: that’s sophia

RAVEN: hi phia
January 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Skully
That I hate having knives and swords pointed at my neck
December 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My fucking cat is Hashtag curious as fucking shit!
December 26, 2024 at 5:37 AM
It called me a slur
The Tsunami warning for California and Oregon has been canceled.
December 6, 2024 at 2:25 AM
December 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
MAKE AMERICA HAND OUT PARTICLES AGAIN!
dudes used to just hand you particles
November 21, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Woah! Maybe I was wrong about this guy!

(I wasn’t he’s just a spineless little weasel with a worm in his noggin)
RFK Jr. on Trump supporters:

“Belligerent idiots," “cowards," and "bootlickers.”…
November 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Skully
did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Skully
I actually want to be on Bluesky more than I want to be on Twitter
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Beets? Skeets? BlueSkeets?!
i mean. can we just call them tweets
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Making a thread for all my interests:

✨Goo
✨Concepts and Ideas
✨The Lonesome Abyss
✨Lists
✨Goo
✨Time (the concept)
✨Time (the idea)
✨Working Hard and Playing Hard
✨Fortnite
✨Goo (sticky)
✨Not Finishing Lists Properly


November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Rest in peace Robin Williams you would’ve loved Hawk Tuah 😭
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM