Caroline Keeth
@carolinekeeth.bsky.social
28, HoH🌿 Writer (currently querying) 🌿Neurospicy & Disabled, 🌿 Childless Catlady, Bookworm, Swiftie, Video & TTRP Gamer, & Yarn Craft Fanatic 🌿
Just a girl dreaming to see Taylor in concert someday 💖
Just a girl dreaming to see Taylor in concert someday 💖
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A mentality I had to grow out of in my early 20s, but “Debate me bro!” types have tricked the entire internet into thinking it’s “your job” to look at a screen and force yourself to be mad. That’s what Twitter is now.
That is not normal. You use to go online to improve your mood by feeding a Neopet
That is not normal. You use to go online to improve your mood by feeding a Neopet
“Bluesky is an echo chamber”
Yes of course it is, I tailored it to my taste, interests, opinions, and community. I’m here to have a good time, not argue with strangers lmao
Yes of course it is, I tailored it to my taste, interests, opinions, and community. I’m here to have a good time, not argue with strangers lmao
December 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
A mentality I had to grow out of in my early 20s, but “Debate me bro!” types have tricked the entire internet into thinking it’s “your job” to look at a screen and force yourself to be mad. That’s what Twitter is now.
That is not normal. You use to go online to improve your mood by feeding a Neopet
That is not normal. You use to go online to improve your mood by feeding a Neopet
My brain: san antonio is only nine hours away... I could get there. Somehow.
important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi
December 16, 2024 at 10:00 AM
My brain: san antonio is only nine hours away... I could get there. Somehow.
Reposted by Caroline Keeth
Before you judge a disabled person for the way they’re coping with the messiness of life …consider the sickest you ever were. Maybe it was a flu or an infection thst required surgery
Try and remember the pain, fatigue & crushing monotony of it
Now imagine knowing it would never end. Then be kinder
Try and remember the pain, fatigue & crushing monotony of it
Now imagine knowing it would never end. Then be kinder
December 16, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Before you judge a disabled person for the way they’re coping with the messiness of life …consider the sickest you ever were. Maybe it was a flu or an infection thst required surgery
Try and remember the pain, fatigue & crushing monotony of it
Now imagine knowing it would never end. Then be kinder
Try and remember the pain, fatigue & crushing monotony of it
Now imagine knowing it would never end. Then be kinder
Once I was getting glasses and the guy helping me was flirting; he said my name reminded him of a song by Outkast and I should listen to it at home.
Y'all. I was not prepared 💀😂
Tom Waits composes and writes beautifully.fthat's a green flag with a date. They could sing FAR worse things.
Y'all. I was not prepared 💀😂
Tom Waits composes and writes beautifully.fthat's a green flag with a date. They could sing FAR worse things.
![Screenshot of lyrics from the song Caroline by Outkast on Genius, the text on the page reads, "Caroline, (Caroline), see
She's the reason for the word 'bitch' (bitch)
I hope she's speedin' on the way to the club
Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash
Crash into a ditch (Just playin')
She needs a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it takes to look inside and realize
That real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah
[Chorus: André 3000]
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank, but
Lean a little bit closer, see
Roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank, but
Lean a little bit closer, see
Roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:76d4ssxtbxrspyxjjwt3z6mm/bafkreicfu3h5ub7llqh3bwdbu5633g4xycq4rrlsg75svnnqufoewq6s3y@jpeg)
December 16, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Once I was getting glasses and the guy helping me was flirting; he said my name reminded him of a song by Outkast and I should listen to it at home.
Y'all. I was not prepared 💀😂
Tom Waits composes and writes beautifully.fthat's a green flag with a date. They could sing FAR worse things.
Y'all. I was not prepared 💀😂
Tom Waits composes and writes beautifully.fthat's a green flag with a date. They could sing FAR worse things.
It astounds me how many people want to frivolously add more work to librarians' work load instead of... going to a cafe.
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 AM
It astounds me how many people want to frivolously add more work to librarians' work load instead of... going to a cafe.
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although the US is unfortunately not among these countries, all of us 🇺🇸 writers want you to borrow books from the library and request that your local library buy our books
we love libraries
we love libraries
Authors receive a payment every time you borrow a book, audiobook or ebook from libraries in 35 countries. Those countries include the UK, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Germany to name but a few. Borrowing a book helps the author’s pocket as well as yours.
November 26, 2024 at 9:14 PM
although the US is unfortunately not among these countries, all of us 🇺🇸 writers want you to borrow books from the library and request that your local library buy our books
we love libraries
we love libraries
Reposted by Caroline Keeth
Gonna be honest, a whole lot of you are cool with our elimination, or at the very least don’t think about it.
Some of you really don’t understand that the most vulnerable go first without even making it into that bloody poem. First they came for disabled people, and no one said a damn thing, because they don’t want to think about disability.
November 27, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Gonna be honest, a whole lot of you are cool with our elimination, or at the very least don’t think about it.
Y'all. I legit put the Cassandra x Mad Woman x IDSB trio in as a guess.
For NOLA N3.
I felt it coming, but I was too early, I don't know if I should be proud or in more pain? 😭💀
For NOLA N3.
I felt it coming, but I was too early, I don't know if I should be proud or in more pain? 😭💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Y'all. I legit put the Cassandra x Mad Woman x IDSB trio in as a guess.
For NOLA N3.
I felt it coming, but I was too early, I don't know if I should be proud or in more pain? 😭💀
For NOLA N3.
I felt it coming, but I was too early, I don't know if I should be proud or in more pain? 😭💀
Nope nope nope. What was that little clock 4 thing for midnight rain?!
Taylor Alison Swift, you're grounded. Go to your house, that you paid for with the songs you wrote, about your life, and think about what you've done.
Taylor Alison Swift, you're grounded. Go to your house, that you paid for with the songs you wrote, about your life, and think about what you've done.
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November 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Nope nope nope. What was that little clock 4 thing for midnight rain?!
Taylor Alison Swift, you're grounded. Go to your house, that you paid for with the songs you wrote, about your life, and think about what you've done.
Taylor Alison Swift, you're grounded. Go to your house, that you paid for with the songs you wrote, about your life, and think about what you've done.
Ummm.
Anyone feeling personally victimized by Taylor Swift and her pretty flower piano tonight? Raise your hand!
Anyone feeling personally victimized by Taylor Swift and her pretty flower piano tonight? Raise your hand!
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November 23, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Ummm.
Anyone feeling personally victimized by Taylor Swift and her pretty flower piano tonight? Raise your hand!
Anyone feeling personally victimized by Taylor Swift and her pretty flower piano tonight? Raise your hand!
Someone tell me why I was singing Castles Crumbling with a Jersey Shore accent????
For reference, I'm Southern. Never left the south.
What just broke in my brain?
For reference, I'm Southern. Never left the south.
What just broke in my brain?
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while making a funny face .
Alt: Andy Samburg in an SNL skit sitting in a courtroom. The camera is zoomed in on him from the chest up, and he seems to be sitting on the witness stand. He's wearing a black and white suit and tie, his brown hair combed back. He's smiling widely, but it's an uncomfortable and awkward smile as his eyes glance around the room, his head never moving.
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November 21, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Someone tell me why I was singing Castles Crumbling with a Jersey Shore accent????
For reference, I'm Southern. Never left the south.
What just broke in my brain?
For reference, I'm Southern. Never left the south.
What just broke in my brain?
no no no no no, I'm scared! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHY HAS TAYLOR PLAYED EVERMORE SURPRISE SONGS THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW?! WHAT IS SHE DOING?!
a muppet with a big smile on his face is saying my brain right now .
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November 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
no no no no no, I'm scared! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHY HAS TAYLOR PLAYED EVERMORE SURPRISE SONGS THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW?! WHAT IS SHE DOING?!
I haven't gotten a single thing right tonight, y'all. Reputation is a mercy to my points, but at this point I'm playing Mastermind backwards and seeing how much I can get wrong because danggit if Toronto hasn't been kicking my squishy marshmallow butt
November 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I haven't gotten a single thing right tonight, y'all. Reputation is a mercy to my points, but at this point I'm playing Mastermind backwards and seeing how much I can get wrong because danggit if Toronto hasn't been kicking my squishy marshmallow butt
spell your name with Taylor songs ✨
Cassandra
Anti-Hero
Ready For It...?
Our Song
Long Live
Is It Over Now?
No Body, No Crime
Exile
Cassandra
Anti-Hero
Ready For It...?
Our Song
Long Live
Is It Over Now?
No Body, No Crime
Exile
spell your name w taylor songs ✨🫣
Bad Blood
Renegade
August
Nothing New
Daylight
Innocent
🤍
Bad Blood
Renegade
August
Nothing New
Daylight
Innocent
🤍
Spell your name with Taylor songs? Sure!!
Question..?
Us.
Is It Over Now
No Body, No Crime
New Year's Day
Question..?
Us.
Is It Over Now
No Body, No Crime
New Year's Day
November 16, 2024 at 7:24 PM
spell your name with Taylor songs ✨
Cassandra
Anti-Hero
Ready For It...?
Our Song
Long Live
Is It Over Now?
No Body, No Crime
Exile
Cassandra
Anti-Hero
Ready For It...?
Our Song
Long Live
Is It Over Now?
No Body, No Crime
Exile
People of Bluesky! Quote a favourite film using gifs only.
I'd like to encourage newbies to participate. This is how Bluesky has a little fun.
I'd like to encourage newbies to participate. This is how Bluesky has a little fun.
November 16, 2024 at 11:21 AM
People of Bluesky! Quote a favourite film using gifs only.
I'd like to encourage newbies to participate. This is how Bluesky has a little fun.
I'd like to encourage newbies to participate. This is how Bluesky has a little fun.
Tonight is a loss and disappointment; but lessons are always taught to people who behave with such ✨audacity✨
November 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Tonight is a loss and disappointment; but lessons are always taught to people who behave with such ✨audacity✨
I'm going to bed and won't be taking calls until the Eras tour livestream tomorrow night
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November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I'm going to bed and won't be taking calls until the Eras tour livestream tomorrow night
This is the love is blind reunion all over again. Netflix didn't prepare for the audience this show would drive in and it's crashing the site. I've been watching since the beginning and I've been kicked off for people just coming in. This is incredibly frustrating. Get it together netflix!!
November 16, 2024 at 4:27 AM
This is the love is blind reunion all over again. Netflix didn't prepare for the audience this show would drive in and it's crashing the site. I've been watching since the beginning and I've been kicked off for people just coming in. This is incredibly frustrating. Get it together netflix!!
Me: don't do violence. Violence is bad
Me watching Jake paul get his butt kicked by Mike Tyson:
Me watching Jake paul get his butt kicked by Mike Tyson:
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November 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Me: don't do violence. Violence is bad
Me watching Jake paul get his butt kicked by Mike Tyson:
Me watching Jake paul get his butt kicked by Mike Tyson:
This hurts more than getting the 1989 set completely wrong. 😭
November 16, 2024 at 2:55 AM
This hurts more than getting the 1989 set completely wrong. 😭
Left my phone in my room to get stuff in the kitchen, had a conversation with my sister, went to the bathroom, and started singing don't blame me. Got back to my room and I was perfectly in sync with the stream. 👀
If I were a normal person I might think I need a break... but normal is overrated
If I were a normal person I might think I need a break... but normal is overrated
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November 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Left my phone in my room to get stuff in the kitchen, had a conversation with my sister, went to the bathroom, and started singing don't blame me. Got back to my room and I was perfectly in sync with the stream. 👀
If I were a normal person I might think I need a break... but normal is overrated
If I were a normal person I might think I need a break... but normal is overrated
The Lady of Shalott by Loreena Mckinnett. I think just Taylor and a piano with that song would be magical
what’s a song you would LOVE to hear taylor swift cover?
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
The Lady of Shalott by Loreena Mckinnett. I think just Taylor and a piano with that song would be magical
✨Girlhood✨ is watching Eras Tour livestreams on your phone while the boxing match streams on your tv
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 AM
✨Girlhood✨ is watching Eras Tour livestreams on your phone while the boxing match streams on your tv
Please tell me why Sesame Street and Muppets have kept the magic alive all these years with their puppets- but this is the tragedy children of today will remember of Barney?!
I know you're thinking, "Caroline, you're overreacting!"
Listen to old Barney, then this one. You'll understand.
I know you're thinking, "Caroline, you're overreacting!"
Listen to old Barney, then this one. You'll understand.
November 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Please tell me why Sesame Street and Muppets have kept the magic alive all these years with their puppets- but this is the tragedy children of today will remember of Barney?!
I know you're thinking, "Caroline, you're overreacting!"
Listen to old Barney, then this one. You'll understand.
I know you're thinking, "Caroline, you're overreacting!"
Listen to old Barney, then this one. You'll understand.
NOT ME GUESSING TIS THE DAMN SEASON AND A TTPD REP MASHUP WHAT
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 AM
NOT ME GUESSING TIS THE DAMN SEASON AND A TTPD REP MASHUP WHAT