Caroline T Patti
@carolineinmidlife.bsky.social
Writer of words. YA author. Midlife crisis in progress. Go!Pack!Go!
Totally my fault but my dog is addicted to pup cups. And it turns out his tummy can’t handle them. Withdrawals aren’t going to be fun.
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Totally my fault but my dog is addicted to pup cups. And it turns out his tummy can’t handle them. Withdrawals aren’t going to be fun.
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Welcome to the loophole.
Bondi on the Epstein investigations that Trump demanded: "We're not gonna say anything else on that because now it is a pending investigation in SDNY"
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Welcome to the loophole.
On behalf of all those who are sick, myself included, a hearty fuck you to Mullin and anyone else who thinks health is always a choice.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
On behalf of all those who are sick, myself included, a hearty fuck you to Mullin and anyone else who thinks health is always a choice.
OK then
Schumer: The Senate has now passed the Epstein bill as soon as it comes over from the House.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
OK then
Did everyone else just see the commercial of victims asking to release the Epstein files? During MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL??
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Did everyone else just see the commercial of victims asking to release the Epstein files? During MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL??
I have multiple tattoos, one that took four hours to complete. I’ve given birth twice. I’ve torn my achilles. I’ve torn ligaments. I’ve had multiple surgeries including a hysterectomy. And none of that compares to nerve pain. Nerve pain is unreal.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have multiple tattoos, one that took four hours to complete. I’ve given birth twice. I’ve torn my achilles. I’ve torn ligaments. I’ve had multiple surgeries including a hysterectomy. And none of that compares to nerve pain. Nerve pain is unreal.
Again. My book was supposed to be fictional, not a manual.
Nick Offerman explains how America's farms are feeding corporations more than people
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Again. My book was supposed to be fictional, not a manual.
Today, Husband and I celebrate 28 years of marriage.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today, Husband and I celebrate 28 years of marriage.
It’s been a long, painful week. But now I’ve arrived at my happy place, Mammoth. And I’ve forgotten my phone charger.
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’s been a long, painful week. But now I’ve arrived at my happy place, Mammoth. And I’ve forgotten my phone charger.
Excruciating nerve pain and I get to inject myself with Dupixent? Happy Thursday to me.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Excruciating nerve pain and I get to inject myself with Dupixent? Happy Thursday to me.
Is it too early to say, Suck it, Kevin Kiley?
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Is it too early to say, Suck it, Kevin Kiley?
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the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes
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Let’s be clear: Trump WAS on the ballot today!
I got bad news for Trump about every election going forward from now until the end of time
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Let’s be clear: Trump WAS on the ballot today!
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i hear people screaming with joy outside in brooklyn
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i hear people screaming with joy outside in brooklyn
This gives me hope
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This gives me hope
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MSNBC calls Virginia for Spanberger
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
MSNBC calls Virginia for Spanberger
I love to buy red lipstick. I just don’t love to wear it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I love to buy red lipstick. I just don’t love to wear it.
Well that sucked.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Well that sucked.
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Halloween is a rough night to find out the doorbell is broken.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Halloween is a rough night to find out the doorbell is broken.
Look. It’s not you. It’s me. I’m an author and a former librarian. It’s really difficult to show me a book I haven’t read or isn’t on my TBR. #booksky
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Look. It’s not you. It’s me. I’m an author and a former librarian. It’s really difficult to show me a book I haven’t read or isn’t on my TBR. #booksky
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Writers! I’ll critique a query letter and first page for 5 people in exchange for a donation to a food bank, local restaurant with a free-meal program, program collecting funds for people in need of food, etc.
If you need food, or know someone who does, DM me or comment below.
❤️❤️❤️
If you need food, or know someone who does, DM me or comment below.
❤️❤️❤️
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Writers! I’ll critique a query letter and first page for 5 people in exchange for a donation to a food bank, local restaurant with a free-meal program, program collecting funds for people in need of food, etc.
If you need food, or know someone who does, DM me or comment below.
❤️❤️❤️
If you need food, or know someone who does, DM me or comment below.
❤️❤️❤️
There are men working on my neighbor’s house today and every so often I can hear uproarious laughter. It’s making my day.
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There are men working on my neighbor’s house today and every so often I can hear uproarious laughter. It’s making my day.