Caroline T Patti
@carolineinmidlife.bsky.social
Writer of words. YA author. Midlife crisis in progress. Go!Pack!Go!
I didn’t think the pain in my leg could get any worse and then it did. So I tried some roll-on lidocaine. It didn’t work but at least now I smell.
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I didn’t think the pain in my leg could get any worse and then it did. So I tried some roll-on lidocaine. It didn’t work but at least now I smell.
Looks cold at the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Looks cold at the parade.
I had to give up guitar lessons because my health is in the crapper, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want a Fender for Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I had to give up guitar lessons because my health is in the crapper, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want a Fender for Christmas.
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
My last thought of the day: Considering Oprah unleashed Dr. Oz on the world, maybe we should ignore her list of favorite things.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My last thought of the day: Considering Oprah unleashed Dr. Oz on the world, maybe we should ignore her list of favorite things.
On Saturday, Husband and I drove for almost 8 hours to surprise our daughter at her 25th bday party. It’ll go down as one of my favorite memories ever. So my advice is to raise kids that genuinely want to hang out with you as adults.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
On Saturday, Husband and I drove for almost 8 hours to surprise our daughter at her 25th bday party. It’ll go down as one of my favorite memories ever. So my advice is to raise kids that genuinely want to hang out with you as adults.
Happy Sunday.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy Sunday.
He’ll never see this, but huge shoutout to my best friend David who was working at the Double Tree San Pedro, CA restaurant last night. Made my whole night.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
He’ll never see this, but huge shoutout to my best friend David who was working at the Double Tree San Pedro, CA restaurant last night. Made my whole night.
Totally my fault but my dog is addicted to pup cups. And it turns out his tummy can’t handle them. Withdrawals aren’t going to be fun.
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Totally my fault but my dog is addicted to pup cups. And it turns out his tummy can’t handle them. Withdrawals aren’t going to be fun.
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Welcome to the loophole.
Bondi on the Epstein investigations that Trump demanded: "We're not gonna say anything else on that because now it is a pending investigation in SDNY"
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Welcome to the loophole.
On behalf of all those who are sick, myself included, a hearty fuck you to Mullin and anyone else who thinks health is always a choice.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
On behalf of all those who are sick, myself included, a hearty fuck you to Mullin and anyone else who thinks health is always a choice.
OK then
Schumer: The Senate has now passed the Epstein bill as soon as it comes over from the House.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
OK then
Did everyone else just see the commercial of victims asking to release the Epstein files? During MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL??
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Did everyone else just see the commercial of victims asking to release the Epstein files? During MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL??
I have multiple tattoos, one that took four hours to complete. I’ve given birth twice. I’ve torn my achilles. I’ve torn ligaments. I’ve had multiple surgeries including a hysterectomy. And none of that compares to nerve pain. Nerve pain is unreal.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have multiple tattoos, one that took four hours to complete. I’ve given birth twice. I’ve torn my achilles. I’ve torn ligaments. I’ve had multiple surgeries including a hysterectomy. And none of that compares to nerve pain. Nerve pain is unreal.
Again. My book was supposed to be fictional, not a manual.
Nick Offerman explains how America's farms are feeding corporations more than people
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Again. My book was supposed to be fictional, not a manual.
Today, Husband and I celebrate 28 years of marriage.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today, Husband and I celebrate 28 years of marriage.
It’s been a long, painful week. But now I’ve arrived at my happy place, Mammoth. And I’ve forgotten my phone charger.
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’s been a long, painful week. But now I’ve arrived at my happy place, Mammoth. And I’ve forgotten my phone charger.
Excruciating nerve pain and I get to inject myself with Dupixent? Happy Thursday to me.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Excruciating nerve pain and I get to inject myself with Dupixent? Happy Thursday to me.
Is it too early to say, Suck it, Kevin Kiley?
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Is it too early to say, Suck it, Kevin Kiley?
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the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes
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Let’s be clear: Trump WAS on the ballot today!
I got bad news for Trump about every election going forward from now until the end of time
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Let’s be clear: Trump WAS on the ballot today!
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i hear people screaming with joy outside in brooklyn
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i hear people screaming with joy outside in brooklyn
This gives me hope
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This gives me hope