The algorithm is serving up nothing but ads for perimenopause workouts, hair straighteners, and electric steam cleaners in my feeds today. I fear this does not bode well for my 2025. 🤷‍♀️🤣

A dog bringing you their stuffy is a sign of great respect in their culture. In order to avoid any offense, your response should be "for me?" followed by “oh thank you!" at which point you should graciously accept their gift, give it a squeak, and this is so important, give it RIGHT back to them

My Saturday started off with a bang. When I poured coffee into my iced coffee jug, it broke and the bottom was completely severed from the rest of jug. If anybody needs me, I will be sopping up peppermint mocha from the kitchen counter, cabinets, and floor for the foreseeable future. 🤪😳😬

I’m rooting for Texas in the SEC championship for two reasons:
1. If Georgia loses, it might help Tennessee (the real UT) in the CFP. 2. My grandfather played football at Georgia Tech and basically made me sign a blood oath that I would never root for Georgia under any circumstances.

My husband and I are attempting to put a 3-piece yard illuminated snowman family together. We’re going into hour 2. In the box, there should really be a gift card for a free marriage counseling session and two ready-to-drink cocktails.

I just listened to the new Defying Gravity. I had goosebumps, chills, tingles, and tears. It was basically a whole-body experience. I’m not sure how I’ll hold up when I actually see Wicked in the movie theater.

It’s 6pm but it could also be midnight

When I started embracing my naturally wavy hair 4 years ago, I did not realize that I was choosing a life of unpredictability from here on out. Sometimes, I get beautifully defined waves, and sometimes I get what can only be called blonde spaghetti hair. My hair has never dried the same way twice. 🤷‍♀️

When I say I want a home library, I mean I want thousands of books in my house and also everyone shutup.
To be clear.