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spargela merkel
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hi gay, I'm dad
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November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Roisin Murphy, there's a special hell for ghouls who made their careers thanks to queer people and then turned their backs on them. Rot into obscurity
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oil arrives at fire in effort to bolster water
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Jade Thirlwall came to save pop from whispery midtempo zoomer girlies
October 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Antifa_official_VEVO
the thing about the “official antifa” citation is that it is just definitive evidence that she’s a stone cold dumbass
gonna go to my grave muttering about how this charlatan unironically cited an "Official Antifa" Twitter account in the NYT bsky.app/profile/jame...
October 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Not since Game of Thrones have I seen someone shit the bed with a story ending as badly as Hades 2
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Got to the third season of the deuce. Thank god nothing bad has happened to sex-having people in the eighties
May 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Germany celebrating the 80th anniversary of the end of the second world war is like pigs celebrating bacon
May 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
it's Straight People Pretend They're Queer Gala again
May 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Duolingo has been garbage for a while so I'm glad I had deleted it before this news came out
I have completely deleted my Duolingo. I was informed by one of my kids that the company has removed most of its employees and 70% of the company is run by AI.

I urge everyone to delete their app.
Duolingo CEO says he's getting rid of contract employees and replacing them with AI
Duolingo employees can also expect their AI use to be graded in their performance reviews.
fortune.com
May 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
western centrists/liberals
May 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
adding msg to my pasta ai funghi and calling it fusion
April 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
people still watching marvel movies in 2025, the word Fremdschämen was invented for you
April 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Getting Germans to send you an email instead of ringing you is almost as hard as making them stop trying to bring back fascism
April 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
at a time of an endless stream of reheated slop, seeing Andor come back with a vengeance and better than ever makes me so happy
April 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Chapelle Roan is gay music for straight people in shopping centres but this is still a hate crime
The Chainsmokers will release a remix of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan tomorrow.
April 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The Deuce features the first and only gays that stay covered up after fucking
April 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When the pope is dead/in the Vatican
Who you gonna call?
April 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Non c'è più troppo papa :'(
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
the dream of the poshboy hero of those shitty books was to become secret police. Grow up and read another book. Literally any other
Have to disagree on that point with all of J. K. Rowling’s flaws. The ultimate point of the potter books was for a group of siege individuals to stand up to an authoritarian regime and at least in the books she was on the right side of that.
April 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Every time I see "mild yoghurt" I die a little more inside
April 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Nobody even weaves their own sigourneys anymore..
April 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM