Carly
@carlykulzer.bsky.social
journalist ✍️ | animal advocacy + rescue 🐺 | pet + wildlife photographer 📸 | twitch affiliate 🎮 | soccer fan ⚽️ | she/her ✨🏳️🌈
https://twitch.tv/queenkulzer
https://twitch.tv/queenkulzer
Losing a 3-0 lead in the last 20 minutes of a game is the most Monday shit ever.
August 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Losing a 3-0 lead in the last 20 minutes of a game is the most Monday shit ever.
Respectfully, Seattle wtf 😭
August 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Respectfully, Seattle wtf 😭
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The realization that I am probably the only person who has photos of Tobin Heath's final career goal celebration (against Angel City) from this angle. I was celebrating my 5th year and 100th game and got to be the Reign team photographer that day.
July 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The realization that I am probably the only person who has photos of Tobin Heath's final career goal celebration (against Angel City) from this angle. I was celebrating my 5th year and 100th game and got to be the Reign team photographer that day.
I might not have the most clean-cut lawn ever. It has weeds, crab grass, and might be overgrown. But what my yard doesn’t have are harmful pesticides and herbicides. Instead I have pretty flowers and clovers. My yard is filled with butterflies and bees during the day and twinkling fireflies at night
July 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I might not have the most clean-cut lawn ever. It has weeds, crab grass, and might be overgrown. But what my yard doesn’t have are harmful pesticides and herbicides. Instead I have pretty flowers and clovers. My yard is filled with butterflies and bees during the day and twinkling fireflies at night
Mike Watts and Lianne Sanderson are the best announcers hands down — so entertaining and energetic!
Announcing games is a hard job, but there's an across-the-board tendency in NWSL to focus on filling the quiet more than there is on engaging with the game, leading to moments like this.
Given how common it is, it feels like a choice made above announcers' heads.
Given how common it is, it feels like a choice made above announcers' heads.
Kayla Fischer takes her chances from outside the box and it pays off! We're equal in Houston!
May 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Mike Watts and Lianne Sanderson are the best announcers hands down — so entertaining and energetic!
Racing Louisville got robbed.
April 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Racing Louisville got robbed.
Idk dude, I think Bay FC was robbed tonight
March 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Idk dude, I think Bay FC was robbed tonight
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Today is International Day of Happiness.
March 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Today is International Day of Happiness.
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My annual reminder to myself that it is not reasonable to watch every minute of every game.
March 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My annual reminder to myself that it is not reasonable to watch every minute of every game.
Naeher deserves better 🥲
March 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Naeher deserves better 🥲
found my old portable CD player and part of me is healed
March 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
found my old portable CD player and part of me is healed
was able to test out my new binoculars yesterday — saw a ton of bald eagles, seagulls, ducks, and hawks.
March 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
was able to test out my new binoculars yesterday — saw a ton of bald eagles, seagulls, ducks, and hawks.
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Sunday scaries out in full force 😩
March 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sunday scaries out in full force 😩
I’m doing the best I can but somehow it still doesn’t feel like it’s enough. I still feel like I’m failing
March 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m doing the best I can but somehow it still doesn’t feel like it’s enough. I still feel like I’m failing
These two cuties watching the sunset on their porch rocking chair 💜 I love cats
February 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
These two cuties watching the sunset on their porch rocking chair 💜 I love cats
Sunday scaries are upon us 😖
February 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sunday scaries are upon us 😖
I was skeptical of this lineup with so many young, new players but wow. Impressed!
February 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I was skeptical of this lineup with so many young, new players but wow. Impressed!
I love soccer for many reasons but one thing I love most is that there aren’t a million commercial breaks. Games don’t take up 4 hours of my day and it’s a fast-paced game.
February 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I love soccer for many reasons but one thing I love most is that there aren’t a million commercial breaks. Games don’t take up 4 hours of my day and it’s a fast-paced game.
Being the listening friend often means you’re not heard and sometimes that really sucks.
February 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Being the listening friend often means you’re not heard and sometimes that really sucks.
someone who’s trying 🐱
finally got my the band camino tattoo. spencer wrote the lyric and doodled the cat for me
finally got my the band camino tattoo. spencer wrote the lyric and doodled the cat for me
February 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
someone who’s trying 🐱
finally got my the band camino tattoo. spencer wrote the lyric and doodled the cat for me
finally got my the band camino tattoo. spencer wrote the lyric and doodled the cat for me