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carlybellexo
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Canadian. Barely an adult, I put my underwear on backwards & inside out more than 4x a month people.
Chronic wedgie sufferer
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“Released statement” aka he made passive aggressive comment about being kicked out of the band and was then blocked. This clearly has a deeper internal issue and his “statement” is him wanting attention, which was given to him & now everyone has their two cents to give with no back story… 🙃
February 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Buying yourself new under garments post breakup is just a necessity, right!?
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by carlybellexo
The rules apply to everyone else, not his own family.
December 9, 2024 at 11:52 PM
3rd week in and this heartbreak just feels extra spicy.
December 9, 2024 at 5:10 AM
And we all new this was coming 🫠🫠🫠
NBC News reports that Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Diddy in 2000, according to a civil lawsuit.
December 9, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Sir, just no.
December 8, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My Vyvanse titration is resting on a month at 50mg. Main side effect is some constipation. Naturally, I decided to try laxative chews, “gentle” they say. They didn’t kick in for like 14hrs, & now I’ve spent all day in the washroom like your dad after a night of Super Bowl Chilli & hot wings.
December 8, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Is it just me, or does anyone else think Austin Matthews looks like someone you’d see on a flyer at a park? it’s definitely the moustache…pervert factor level 10 for sure.
December 8, 2024 at 1:15 AM
TELL ME MORE
I may or may not bring up starter pack envy in my next therapy session.
November 30, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Knowing @ethanembry.bsky.social survived X is all that matters to me.
November 25, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Nothing says “well, this is my life” like texting your therapist on a Sunday to book more therapy and realizing it’s Thanksgiving in the US and she’s booked so you have to wait until Dec 2 🙃 - (I work in HC in my small town so I do virtual to avoid the awkwardness locally)
November 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Elaine is my spirit animal
November 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
When someone tells me they’ve never seen the office I just cant fathom a world where they didn’t own a tv/computer. I then alienate them with too many quotes and I don’t feel bad about it. I mean, someone’s gotta be their Jim/Dwight/Micheal hybrid.
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I’m fairly certain there’s a raccoon living on the corner of the roof and he just waits for midnight to party right in front of my window and scare the ever living shit out of me.
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I just read something that says it’s okay to listen to the music you loved as a teen because it’s a comfort and you’ll never really love any music as much as you love that music. I’m going to run this by my therapist Monday, but I’m leaning towards this online therapist being right.
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 AM
See my previous post and do more of this. This is the content I want.
I just ate a full carrot.

Not one of them, baby ones, a full ass carrot.

I didn’t even cook the damn thing.

I fear I may do it again.
November 24, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Why is this app’s discover feed like everyone is back in high school is trying to make friends the first day of school? “What are your top three favourite music genres/movies/foods” “Here’s a picture of the pizza I just ate”.
Stop it and just be the regular weirdos you were on Twitter, w/o Musk.
November 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I cleaned up my email tonight. So this is who I’ve become. Saturday night. Email organization. 🙃
November 24, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Reposted by carlybellexo
getting off twitter makes you realize how much that site keeps you in an aggressively argumentative state. looking forward to pleasantly and openly exchanging ideas with you all here. unless you criticize my favorite movies, music, or books, at which point i will dox your entire family.
November 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Every emo kid’s response ever.
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I’ve been unimpressed by a lot of shit for a long time, I just stopped pretending.
I think .. personally .. once you hit a certain age .. you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Getting diagnosed with ADHD at 41 and getting put on Vyvanse is wild. It’s like “hey wait, so not everyone listens to music while typing & talking on the phone at the same time?” Now I can relax a little and still get work done. Thanks drugs! 💊
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 AM
FINALLY have my shit together and watching Romulus. goddamn I love the OG Alien franchise and the hype is real.
November 23, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Why is everyone so obsessed with Chappell Roan? I don’t get it. The entire feed is all about them. Am I missing something? I DON’T GET IT.
I fully understand that I am a senior emo kid, but is this a tiktok thing? I’m missing something? Right?
November 22, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by carlybellexo
I can achieve anything I put my mind to unless it’s boring or too hard.
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 PM