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Carlo, The Sticky Ricky
@carlostickyricky.bsky.social
I usually chat a whole lot of nonsense. Got a babe with big flaps and two gorgeous little bunnies #Pepperjam&PaprikaFoLyfe. I like cute mens and video games 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
Slim Chickens break whilst window shopping 🐔🐣🍗
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 this weekend. But she won't be, because she's dead.
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
September 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Knowing my luck, it'll be just the four people who like my posts who get raptured.
September 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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getting just my dick baptized so the rapture will jerk me off
September 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What if I don't get raptured? 🥺
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The bunnae bbz
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bunny sleepy time dump
August 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Classic Wallace
August 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
He sleep
July 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
July 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
July 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I don't think I can stress how absolutely FUCKING EXCITED I am for Wicked: For Good. Just inject "Thank Goodness" as an opener straight into my veins and get it over with
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
(to the tune of dancing through life in the beautiful voice of my future husband Jonathan Bailey): Nigel Farage is hiding in your garage, so keep your car runniiinnnnggg toooonniiiiiggghhhhttttt 🎶🥳
June 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Whatever you do today, remember Pepperjam and Paprika are always watching and judging (and awaiting treats)
February 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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@drcarpineti.bsky.social “Will you Stop listening to that *$%&ing Horse song! 😂”

Me: … neigh
a person wearing a horse mask and a toronto raptors sweatshirt
ALT: a person wearing a horse mask and a toronto raptors sweatshirt
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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It occurs to me that "general or local" could refer to elections and anaesthetics.
drwsplnd.com Drew @drwsplnd.com · Jan 13
I have never not voted in my entire adult life. General or local elections. But fuck me sideways, I might be staying at home to wash my hair at the next GE.
January 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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computer: enter new password

me: eek_eek

computer: error—password is two eek
December 13, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Pepperjam and Paprika checking on each other after being spooked by stupid fireworks and being hidden for the last hour 🥺🥹
November 2, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Only 5 days of constantly listening to Lady GaGa's "Disease" on repeat and then Mariah can be released ☃️❄️🎄🎁🌟
October 27, 2024 at 11:55 AM
My bunnies be cute
October 13, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Thanks for the reminder past me
July 4, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Planning a little surprise getaway, why have I fallen in love with the idea of getting a place with a park view, 2 bedrooms, living room, bathroom, kitchen and private laundry room for the bargain of £1,197 a night?
June 20, 2024 at 7:05 AM
"I can't relate to desperation
My 'give a fucks' are on vacation"
June 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM