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Carlo Magliocco
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Big wheel down at the cracker factory.
One thing I hate on Halloween is when you see threads about the scariest moments in movies and there's always one dude that says something like "Easy, it's the scene in La Nouvelle Champignons when Belle forgets her pocket book at the salon and can't complete her crossword"
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I don't know if I'm right but listening to the latest WOFF and hearing @kaye.zone go "okay, give me 5 more synonyms" had serious Jordan from Knowledge Fight energy and frankly, I'm here for it.
October 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Fine Gael quote about the cost of repairing this has such Lucille Bluth energy
September 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me to my PL Fantasy Football team bench
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
August 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My brother: What are you up to this evening?

*Me who's going to spend the next 4 hours doing non story side missions in Death Stranding 2 and listening to a 4 part series on the horror of Josef Mengele*

Me: Ah, this and that. I've a lot on.
July 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dublin making me proud to be Irish.
June 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reading this article made my blood boil. It's been going on for decades and no one does anything. We're just letting farmers decimate the environment.
June 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Quite a feeling to be at Pulp with a pocket full of tablets and they are all antihistamines.
June 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So,I'm running the Dublin Marathon because A)I'm an idiot and B) Really love animals and want to raise some money for the DSPCA.I'm going to be posting a lot about my journey as I've never done anything even close to this, before. If you'd like to support, click below

eventmaster.ie/fundraising/...
Fundraising page of Carlo Magliocco
Hey everyone, For starers, thank you so much for visiting my page. As you probably already know if you're here, I've decided to run the Dublin Marathon for the DSPCA. Is it a crazy idea? Probably ...
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June 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
People worry so much about the future they don't even notice how terrible the present is.
June 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My holiday plans are mostly going to consist of comfort books and Kitty Cup.
June 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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It's amazing what not having an organised anti-trans media is like. Today is the VHI women's mini marathon in Dublin. They allow trans women to compete. I went searching on X for the permanently outraged and found only 2 posts from an Irish transphobe account, one had only 30 views, the other 346
June 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
God damn, that's a take so bad I'm surprised it's not on King of Limbs.
May 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
After what Push did to Drake, I think this is the only acceptable thing another rapper can post about him apart from just saying he's the greatest.
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The three genders:
May 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Please enable me to think about video games.
May 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I really want to run the Dublin Marathon this year and I'm having no luck getting a place. Could anyone let me know if they know anyone who's not using their place and would be up for transferring to me?
May 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I fear we have fallen too far from God's grace.
May 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just FYI, when you're mean to me you're being mean to someone who uses this amazing cup
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Surprise everyone, I'm back releasing music (still home recorded obvs) I'm really proud of this one and I even managed to sneak a little @themountaingoats.bsky.social reference in. Enjoy? Yeah, enjoy. Enjoy's the right word. Enjoy ♥️

open.spotify.com/track/4hs720...
Riot
Carlo Magliocco · Riot · Song · 2025
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May 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Decided to try this for the first time. Unfortunately it's delicious. It's not going to be long before I'm in front of a doctor saying "How can I be so sick? I always drink plenty of... 'L-Caratine'?"
May 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Reposted by Carlo Magliocco
Working on the book had meant I haven’t done a quarterly playlist in a while. This was a good one, though. Ten years old, these tunes. Mad
Lessons in Throwing Shade: The Best Songs of Q1 2015
Playlist · Dean Van Nguyen · 30 items · 12 saves
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May 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I had a great moment at the weekend where I was reading Camus and having a pint of Guinness in the sun outside of Grogan's and I just thought to myself "Wow, I'm an asshole"
May 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM