Carlo Magliocco
@carlomagliocco.bsky.social
Big wheel down at the cracker factory.
The Fine Gael quote about the cost of repairing this has such Lucille Bluth energy
September 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Fine Gael quote about the cost of repairing this has such Lucille Bluth energy
Me to my PL Fantasy Football team bench
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Me to my PL Fantasy Football team bench
Dublin making me proud to be Irish.
June 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Dublin making me proud to be Irish.
Reading this article made my blood boil. It's been going on for decades and no one does anything. We're just letting farmers decimate the environment.
June 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Reading this article made my blood boil. It's been going on for decades and no one does anything. We're just letting farmers decimate the environment.
ALERT, THREE NEW GENDERS DROPPED
June 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ALERT, THREE NEW GENDERS DROPPED
My holiday plans are mostly going to consist of comfort books and Kitty Cup.
June 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My holiday plans are mostly going to consist of comfort books and Kitty Cup.
After what Push did to Drake, I think this is the only acceptable thing another rapper can post about him apart from just saying he's the greatest.
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
After what Push did to Drake, I think this is the only acceptable thing another rapper can post about him apart from just saying he's the greatest.
The three genders:
May 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The three genders:
Please enable me to think about video games.
May 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Please enable me to think about video games.
I fear we have fallen too far from God's grace.
May 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I fear we have fallen too far from God's grace.
Just FYI, when you're mean to me you're being mean to someone who uses this amazing cup
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just FYI, when you're mean to me you're being mean to someone who uses this amazing cup
Decided to try this for the first time. Unfortunately it's delicious. It's not going to be long before I'm in front of a doctor saying "How can I be so sick? I always drink plenty of... 'L-Caratine'?"
May 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Decided to try this for the first time. Unfortunately it's delicious. It's not going to be long before I'm in front of a doctor saying "How can I be so sick? I always drink plenty of... 'L-Caratine'?"
Unexpected adult turn from Square but hey, I'm here for it.
May 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Unexpected adult turn from Square but hey, I'm here for it.
Arthur found a new place to sit and obviously I'm gonna share.
May 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Arthur found a new place to sit and obviously I'm gonna share.
Me, a sicko: "YEEEESSSS"
May 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Me, a sicko: "YEEEESSSS"
Best Bloodhound Gang voice:
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"Me"
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"Me"
May 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Best Bloodhound Gang voice:
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"Me"
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"Me"
Logged into Facebook for the first time in ages and was hit with everyone's favourite quote from The Godfather
May 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Logged into Facebook for the first time in ages and was hit with everyone's favourite quote from The Godfather
God's sweetest angel and I will hear no further discussion of the matter (even if he woke me at half 5 to shout in my face, have me walk to the kitchen and then go back to bed)
May 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
God's sweetest angel and I will hear no further discussion of the matter (even if he woke me at half 5 to shout in my face, have me walk to the kitchen and then go back to bed)
Woke up to this, after falling asleep on the couch yesterday and being literal minutes late for giving him his lunchtime snack.
April 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Woke up to this, after falling asleep on the couch yesterday and being literal minutes late for giving him his lunchtime snack.
Subway selling an affront to God and all her creations, here.
April 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Subway selling an affront to God and all her creations, here.
My anxiety is really bad recently and I've found exercise (the thing that tends to help) very hard to motivate myself to do. Delighted that I powered through it today and got out at lunch. Already feel a little better.
April 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My anxiety is really bad recently and I've found exercise (the thing that tends to help) very hard to motivate myself to do. Delighted that I powered through it today and got out at lunch. Already feel a little better.
Sometimes Arthur breaks out a new face and I simply have to share it with everyone possible
April 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sometimes Arthur breaks out a new face and I simply have to share it with everyone possible