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carlisle
@carlisle.bsky.social
Antisocial Socialite™️

(designing things on the internet ✨ painting things that aren’t real ✨ taking bits too far)

www.carlislesargent.com
i swear i think of funny things to say and then i open this app and they drain out of my brain faster than i can say “yes, this will be a good post for my 28 followers”
May 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
crazy to read a paragraph of text that contributed more to the american psyche than anything i will ever create in my lifetime, and i say that with love inwards and outwards

cormac mccarthy, jfc
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Every star may be a sun to someone.

~ Carl Sagan, Cosmos
January 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
gollum is the original gaslighter
January 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the foxes and deer and mushrooms in my yard never have to think about working on a snow day and that makes me really happy for them
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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“Mhm. And how will you uplift marginalized communities?” I ask an engagement bot, killing off the last members of an endangered species of mynah bird in the Amazon. The bot’s answer lacks intersectionality—I tell it so. A root system that had been alive since the Cretaceous period shrivels and dies
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
japan favorites, part 1
January 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
now that i’ve laid flat in an airplane, i fear i can never sit on one again
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 12:10 PM
woke up this morning thinking about ambition.

let me be more like kieran culkin in this interview

and less like anything i read on linkedin
December 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
waking up on sunday with leaves turning colors and chilly virginia weather be like
October 8, 2023 at 2:10 PM
❤️ words words words ❤️
August 31, 2023 at 3:22 AM
once again, I don’t understand why bringing powerpoint presentations of all your past trauma isn’t the norm when meeting a new therapist
August 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
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I wasn’t good at Twitter. Don’t expect to be good at this.
August 23, 2023 at 2:02 AM
to the good natured collegiate boys next to me at the coffee shop, drinking cappuccinos and studiously discussing how to transform their frat into “mojo dojo casa house” — I love you both.
August 22, 2023 at 2:21 PM
this is my rosetta stone
August 8, 2023 at 12:24 AM
guy on 3.5 hour flight next to meet spent all 3.5 hours explaining, in infinite detail, how airplanes work to his (assumed) wife next to him. i am awarding her a nobel peace prize

(we just landed, he’s now explaining brakes).
August 5, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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filling the room with negative energy bc i’m not getting picked at the eyes wide shut party
August 1, 2023 at 4:11 AM
actually did do barbenheimer in one day as god intended.

but whew, after seeing oppy — my level of existential dread is much higher (9.5) than it usually is (between 4 & 6 depending on time of day and whether i’ve had a cappuccino or not).

any remedies? or do I just have to sit with this???????
July 31, 2023 at 2:04 AM
i’m in a happy, healthy relationship but when I see surprise proposal videos on social media I:

- let out a little scream
- scroll past at hyper speed
- inevitably wither away into a cloudy film of secondhand embarrassment

why is this
July 9, 2023 at 8:10 PM
all this social media nonsense and STILL no one has simply just remade aol instant messenger. everyone is in a rat race to hell and I just wanna hear the iconic door opening sound again 😭
July 7, 2023 at 1:24 AM
if you don’t have a celestial projector for your bedroom, this is your sign to acquire one post haste.
July 3, 2023 at 3:24 PM