carlisle
@carlisle.bsky.social
Antisocial Socialite™️
(designing things on the internet ✨ painting things that aren’t real ✨ taking bits too far)
www.carlislesargent.com
(designing things on the internet ✨ painting things that aren’t real ✨ taking bits too far)
www.carlislesargent.com
i swear i think of funny things to say and then i open this app and they drain out of my brain faster than i can say “yes, this will be a good post for my 28 followers”
May 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i swear i think of funny things to say and then i open this app and they drain out of my brain faster than i can say “yes, this will be a good post for my 28 followers”
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy presidents day
crazy to read a paragraph of text that contributed more to the american psyche than anything i will ever create in my lifetime, and i say that with love inwards and outwards
cormac mccarthy, jfc
cormac mccarthy, jfc
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
crazy to read a paragraph of text that contributed more to the american psyche than anything i will ever create in my lifetime, and i say that with love inwards and outwards
cormac mccarthy, jfc
cormac mccarthy, jfc
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Every star may be a sun to someone.
~ Carl Sagan, Cosmos
~ Carl Sagan, Cosmos
January 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Every star may be a sun to someone.
~ Carl Sagan, Cosmos
~ Carl Sagan, Cosmos
gollum is the original gaslighter
January 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
gollum is the original gaslighter
the foxes and deer and mushrooms in my yard never have to think about working on a snow day and that makes me really happy for them
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the foxes and deer and mushrooms in my yard never have to think about working on a snow day and that makes me really happy for them
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“Mhm. And how will you uplift marginalized communities?” I ask an engagement bot, killing off the last members of an endangered species of mynah bird in the Amazon. The bot’s answer lacks intersectionality—I tell it so. A root system that had been alive since the Cretaceous period shrivels and dies
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Mhm. And how will you uplift marginalized communities?” I ask an engagement bot, killing off the last members of an endangered species of mynah bird in the Amazon. The bot’s answer lacks intersectionality—I tell it so. A root system that had been alive since the Cretaceous period shrivels and dies
japan favorites, part 1
January 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
japan favorites, part 1
now that i’ve laid flat in an airplane, i fear i can never sit on one again
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
now that i’ve laid flat in an airplane, i fear i can never sit on one again
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woke up this morning thinking about ambition.
let me be more like kieran culkin in this interview
and less like anything i read on linkedin
let me be more like kieran culkin in this interview
and less like anything i read on linkedin
December 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
woke up this morning thinking about ambition.
let me be more like kieran culkin in this interview
and less like anything i read on linkedin
let me be more like kieran culkin in this interview
and less like anything i read on linkedin
waking up on sunday with leaves turning colors and chilly virginia weather be like
October 8, 2023 at 2:10 PM
waking up on sunday with leaves turning colors and chilly virginia weather be like
❤️ words words words ❤️
August 31, 2023 at 3:22 AM
❤️ words words words ❤️
once again, I don’t understand why bringing powerpoint presentations of all your past trauma isn’t the norm when meeting a new therapist
August 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
once again, I don’t understand why bringing powerpoint presentations of all your past trauma isn’t the norm when meeting a new therapist
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I wasn’t good at Twitter. Don’t expect to be good at this.
August 23, 2023 at 2:02 AM
I wasn’t good at Twitter. Don’t expect to be good at this.
to the good natured collegiate boys next to me at the coffee shop, drinking cappuccinos and studiously discussing how to transform their frat into “mojo dojo casa house” — I love you both.
August 22, 2023 at 2:21 PM
to the good natured collegiate boys next to me at the coffee shop, drinking cappuccinos and studiously discussing how to transform their frat into “mojo dojo casa house” — I love you both.
this is my rosetta stone
August 8, 2023 at 12:24 AM
this is my rosetta stone
guy on 3.5 hour flight next to meet spent all 3.5 hours explaining, in infinite detail, how airplanes work to his (assumed) wife next to him. i am awarding her a nobel peace prize
(we just landed, he’s now explaining brakes).
(we just landed, he’s now explaining brakes).
August 5, 2023 at 5:43 PM
guy on 3.5 hour flight next to meet spent all 3.5 hours explaining, in infinite detail, how airplanes work to his (assumed) wife next to him. i am awarding her a nobel peace prize
(we just landed, he’s now explaining brakes).
(we just landed, he’s now explaining brakes).
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filling the room with negative energy bc i’m not getting picked at the eyes wide shut party
August 1, 2023 at 4:11 AM
filling the room with negative energy bc i’m not getting picked at the eyes wide shut party
actually did do barbenheimer in one day as god intended.
but whew, after seeing oppy — my level of existential dread is much higher (9.5) than it usually is (between 4 & 6 depending on time of day and whether i’ve had a cappuccino or not).
any remedies? or do I just have to sit with this???????
but whew, after seeing oppy — my level of existential dread is much higher (9.5) than it usually is (between 4 & 6 depending on time of day and whether i’ve had a cappuccino or not).
any remedies? or do I just have to sit with this???????
July 31, 2023 at 2:04 AM
actually did do barbenheimer in one day as god intended.
but whew, after seeing oppy — my level of existential dread is much higher (9.5) than it usually is (between 4 & 6 depending on time of day and whether i’ve had a cappuccino or not).
any remedies? or do I just have to sit with this???????
but whew, after seeing oppy — my level of existential dread is much higher (9.5) than it usually is (between 4 & 6 depending on time of day and whether i’ve had a cappuccino or not).
any remedies? or do I just have to sit with this???????
i’m in a happy, healthy relationship but when I see surprise proposal videos on social media I:
- let out a little scream
- scroll past at hyper speed
- inevitably wither away into a cloudy film of secondhand embarrassment
why is this
- let out a little scream
- scroll past at hyper speed
- inevitably wither away into a cloudy film of secondhand embarrassment
why is this
July 9, 2023 at 8:10 PM
i’m in a happy, healthy relationship but when I see surprise proposal videos on social media I:
- let out a little scream
- scroll past at hyper speed
- inevitably wither away into a cloudy film of secondhand embarrassment
why is this
- let out a little scream
- scroll past at hyper speed
- inevitably wither away into a cloudy film of secondhand embarrassment
why is this
all this social media nonsense and STILL no one has simply just remade aol instant messenger. everyone is in a rat race to hell and I just wanna hear the iconic door opening sound again 😭
July 7, 2023 at 1:24 AM
all this social media nonsense and STILL no one has simply just remade aol instant messenger. everyone is in a rat race to hell and I just wanna hear the iconic door opening sound again 😭
if you don’t have a celestial projector for your bedroom, this is your sign to acquire one post haste.
July 3, 2023 at 3:24 PM
if you don’t have a celestial projector for your bedroom, this is your sign to acquire one post haste.