Mr. Grouchypants
@cardjunk.bsky.social
i've got more action than my man John Woo and i've got mad hits like i was Rod Carew
Scram you demons of my mind! Get out of here!
Scram you demons of my mind! Get out of here!
I really wish you fuckers would at least put keywords in alt-text so my filters could block the cthulhu-level insanity you're inflicting upon me with your merry japes
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really wish you fuckers would at least put keywords in alt-text so my filters could block the cthulhu-level insanity you're inflicting upon me with your merry japes
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[me] hey can you make some coffee
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
[me] hey can you make some coffee
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
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if u don't know SWITCHED-ON BACH is insane because the Moog synth is monophonic. meaning every single note of every single chord in every song had to be overdubbed separately. she had to be extremely precise & meticulous to make that album work
[Happy 86th birthday to solar eclipse photographer and composer Wendy Carlos, known for "Switched-On Bach," A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, THE SHINING, TRON, and “Peter and the Wolf” with Weird Al Yankovic. Listen to “Switched-On Bach” below.]
archive.org/details/wend...
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November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
if u don't know SWITCHED-ON BACH is insane because the Moog synth is monophonic. meaning every single note of every single chord in every song had to be overdubbed separately. she had to be extremely precise & meticulous to make that album work
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my kid said a new prayer while working on her math today:
"God give me patience,
because if you give me strength,
I will commit a crime."
"God give me patience,
because if you give me strength,
I will commit a crime."
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
my kid said a new prayer while working on her math today:
"God give me patience,
because if you give me strength,
I will commit a crime."
"God give me patience,
because if you give me strength,
I will commit a crime."
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Schwarber looks like his woodworking class for troubled teens just got interrupted.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Schwarber looks like his woodworking class for troubled teens just got interrupted.
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This mood is just - really strong right now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This mood is just - really strong right now.
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obsessed with this clip. madam medusa isn't a super original villain concept but her design and the character acting really elevates her
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
obsessed with this clip. madam medusa isn't a super original villain concept but her design and the character acting really elevates her
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1967 Laughlin World Series. Signed by the artist himself. Hoot had quite the Series too. @sabrbbcards.bsky.social @tjpilotsfan.bsky.social @splitseason1981.bsky.social @markarmour04.bsky.social @eidmar.bsky.social @phitter72.bsky.social @wsomarketing.bsky.social @culleys.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
1967 Laughlin World Series. Signed by the artist himself. Hoot had quite the Series too. @sabrbbcards.bsky.social @tjpilotsfan.bsky.social @splitseason1981.bsky.social @markarmour04.bsky.social @eidmar.bsky.social @phitter72.bsky.social @wsomarketing.bsky.social @culleys.bsky.social
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[Braves] Your National League Comeback Player of the Year: Ronald Acuña Jr.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
[Braves] Your National League Comeback Player of the Year: Ronald Acuña Jr.
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I’m still so fucking angry.
Breaking a 64 year old record set by a switch hitting outfielder (and one of the most famous and celebrated) doesn't matter? And a positional HR record? All while Playing the hardest position in baseball?
Judge was great, Raleigh was literally legendary.
Breaking a 64 year old record set by a switch hitting outfielder (and one of the most famous and celebrated) doesn't matter? And a positional HR record? All while Playing the hardest position in baseball?
Judge was great, Raleigh was literally legendary.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m still so fucking angry.
Breaking a 64 year old record set by a switch hitting outfielder (and one of the most famous and celebrated) doesn't matter? And a positional HR record? All while Playing the hardest position in baseball?
Judge was great, Raleigh was literally legendary.
Breaking a 64 year old record set by a switch hitting outfielder (and one of the most famous and celebrated) doesn't matter? And a positional HR record? All while Playing the hardest position in baseball?
Judge was great, Raleigh was literally legendary.
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree
i knew the moment Trae got hurt that if the Hawks didn't lose every game he didn't play by double digits that everyone would be ready to throw him in the bin but it's still disappointing as hell to see it play out in real time
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i knew the moment Trae got hurt that if the Hawks didn't lose every game he didn't play by double digits that everyone would be ready to throw him in the bin but it's still disappointing as hell to see it play out in real time
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November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
slept all night without the assistance of Nyquil, had nice dreams about going to do fun things, slept in until i felt like getting up and had a wonderful night
and now i'm on here to ruin my good day lol
and now i'm on here to ruin my good day lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
slept all night without the assistance of Nyquil, had nice dreams about going to do fun things, slept in until i felt like getting up and had a wonderful night
and now i'm on here to ruin my good day lol
and now i'm on here to ruin my good day lol
slightly too big for 10 and 12 pocket pages sadly
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
slightly too big for 10 and 12 pocket pages sadly
new rule
you win 3 MVP awards and you're banned for life to give someone else a gaddamn chance
you win 3 MVP awards and you're banned for life to give someone else a gaddamn chance
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
new rule
you win 3 MVP awards and you're banned for life to give someone else a gaddamn chance
you win 3 MVP awards and you're banned for life to give someone else a gaddamn chance
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
been to the good LCS twice now without showing anything off so now's as good a time as any to do so
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
been to the good LCS twice now without showing anything off so now's as good a time as any to do so
how's MLS gonna flip to a winter schedule without taking a 6-month break
or are they going to have two sqwunched up seasons to transition
or are they going to have two sqwunched up seasons to transition
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
how's MLS gonna flip to a winter schedule without taking a 6-month break
or are they going to have two sqwunched up seasons to transition
or are they going to have two sqwunched up seasons to transition
Waffle House
Lyme Disease
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Waffle House
MLB Trade Rumors: Breaking - Dodgers interested in every player
we fucking know already
we fucking know already
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
MLB Trade Rumors: Breaking - Dodgers interested in every player
we fucking know already
we fucking know already
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This tv / Betamax combo was only affordable by drug dealers and disco executives when it came out. So when you look at expensive items from the past, just think about dudes with medallions and chest hair and nose bleeds watching Card Sharks on it or some shit
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This tv / Betamax combo was only affordable by drug dealers and disco executives when it came out. So when you look at expensive items from the past, just think about dudes with medallions and chest hair and nose bleeds watching Card Sharks on it or some shit
goddammit now i gotta try to track down a Topps basketball AND and Update pack??
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
goddammit now i gotta try to track down a Topps basketball AND and Update pack??