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The internet is filled with people ‘doing their own research’ who are unable to understand what they’re reading
‘Nobody knows what magnets are’ is up there
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
‘Nobody knows what magnets are’ is up there
Shapiros brand of conservatism has always been ‘you’re poor, go away’ he’s just saying it in those exact words now
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Shapiros brand of conservatism has always been ‘you’re poor, go away’ he’s just saying it in those exact words now
Need someone to run the numbers on how many people Martin Lewis has helped. I don’t care for recognition from the state but if anyone deserved a knighthood it’s him
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Need someone to run the numbers on how many people Martin Lewis has helped. I don’t care for recognition from the state but if anyone deserved a knighthood it’s him
Don’t know how it took my this long to realise but Prince in the best gym music
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Don’t know how it took my this long to realise but Prince in the best gym music
Investigative reporting in 2025: here’s a picture of a socialists house
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Investigative reporting in 2025: here’s a picture of a socialists house
This feels very accurate
The impossible dream some people on the British right are chasing is that you can have a BBC News operation that retreats from detail and expertise, that takes dictation from the government, but this will only create incompetence and failure when it suits you:
To fix the BBC, focus on competence and cash
Corporation fails to learn from criticism, while politicians have consciously reduced its scope for quality journalism
www.ft.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This feels very accurate
Sometimes I look at creative directors highlighting their involvement in projects they’ve worked on and wonder about all the creative directors who produce the worst campaigns ever and wonder how they still have a job
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sometimes I look at creative directors highlighting their involvement in projects they’ve worked on and wonder about all the creative directors who produce the worst campaigns ever and wonder how they still have a job
Just read about the bias they’ve been accused of and this is as true as it is depressing
the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Just read about the bias they’ve been accused of and this is as true as it is depressing
Just seen a guy saying he asked the dope boys on his block to pay for some baby formula and all of them reached in their pockets, this is the greatest social experiment, kudos to the girl who called the church’s and exposed their asses
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Just seen a guy saying he asked the dope boys on his block to pay for some baby formula and all of them reached in their pockets, this is the greatest social experiment, kudos to the girl who called the church’s and exposed their asses
Not seen the trump edit Tim Davie is actually being fired for but I can think of over 40 different reasons he should be fired
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Not seen the trump edit Tim Davie is actually being fired for but I can think of over 40 different reasons he should be fired
Rafi Berg taking Owen Jones to court for bias in reporting on Israel when there is footage of him getting giddy about the fact he mixes with Mossad agents. This should be very interesting
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Rafi Berg taking Owen Jones to court for bias in reporting on Israel when there is footage of him getting giddy about the fact he mixes with Mossad agents. This should be very interesting
Lisa Nandy is a slow, excruciating car crash of a politician
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lisa Nandy is a slow, excruciating car crash of a politician
‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year’ in the gym on November 9th? I’m going to start throwing weights
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year’ in the gym on November 9th? I’m going to start throwing weights
Yeah it’s time to hunt Sam Altman with weapons drawn
“OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies.” After losing more than $13 billion this year, OpenAI officials are angling for a bailout. From @ryanlcooper.com:
trib.al/CUazMCQ
trib.al/CUazMCQ
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to: Uncle Sam.
trib.al
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Yeah it’s time to hunt Sam Altman with weapons drawn
‘Every single empire in its official discourse has said that it’s not like all the others’ - Edward Said
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
‘Every single empire in its official discourse has said that it’s not like all the others’ - Edward Said
It’s a shame this guy has gone from successfully holding people to account, to defending a morally corrupt, lying PM.
EXCL: The Green party is offering “simple solutions to complex problems” and making “undeliverable” promises to voters ahead of next election, PM's chief secretary Darren Jones tells me 👇
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Greens’ ‘undeliverable’ promises will let voters down, says Labour minister
Exclusive: Darren Jones says Labour has to convince young people it is ‘modern party of the future’
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It’s a shame this guy has gone from successfully holding people to account, to defending a morally corrupt, lying PM.
Those leaked emails of Beckham throwing a tantrum when he didn’t get knighted last year make him getting knighted this year even funnier
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Those leaked emails of Beckham throwing a tantrum when he didn’t get knighted last year make him getting knighted this year even funnier
What stage of capitalism is ‘make a bubble so big you can publicly highlight the need for a bailout before it happened’
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What stage of capitalism is ‘make a bubble so big you can publicly highlight the need for a bailout before it happened’
I think after ‘great at’ it should just say ‘insider trading’ because she was magnificent, maybe the best ever
Pelosi wasn't perfect, but she was a great parliamentarian, great at whipping votes, and had some good one-liners.
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think after ‘great at’ it should just say ‘insider trading’ because she was magnificent, maybe the best ever
I think we were confident that would be the case, weren’t we? 😬
It's disgusting. And the only one that offered her help was a...mosque. Go figure.
This woman calling church’s and asking them to help feed her starving baby is really exposing the hell out of these greedy church’s
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think we were confident that would be the case, weren’t we? 😬
Mamdani picking Lina Khan for his transition team is amazing, Bill Ackman just spontaneously combusted somewhere
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Mamdani picking Lina Khan for his transition team is amazing, Bill Ackman just spontaneously combusted somewhere
This woman calling church’s and asking them to help feed her starving baby is really exposing the hell out of these greedy church’s
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This woman calling church’s and asking them to help feed her starving baby is really exposing the hell out of these greedy church’s
I could watch billionaires spitting feathers about Mamdani not picking up the phone all day
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I could watch billionaires spitting feathers about Mamdani not picking up the phone all day
Lisa Nandy always seems to be a stones throw from some shady shit
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lisa Nandy always seems to be a stones throw from some shady shit
Sydney Sweeney basically said ‘white supremacism, what about it?😏’
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sydney Sweeney basically said ‘white supremacism, what about it?😏’