Captain Punch
@captainpunch.bsky.social
Halo Creator, Community Leader, Artist, Musician, Foamsmith, & DIY Aficionado.
ABC. Always Be Captain.
Here to help. Not in DMs.
https://linktr.ee/captainpunch
I likely won't remember to check Bluesky often.
You can reach me via Discord.
ABC. Always Be Captain.
Here to help. Not in DMs.
https://linktr.ee/captainpunch
I likely won't remember to check Bluesky often.
You can reach me via Discord.
Poster I made for an upcoming multi-stream event (with Twitch drops) hosted by The Forge Temple Discord server taking place Valentine's Day weekend.
For details on how to participate or what streamers to watch, check the server!
Server:
discord.gg/nQkTKJenxM
Event:
discord.com/events/10413...
For details on how to participate or what streamers to watch, check the server!
Server:
discord.gg/nQkTKJenxM
Event:
discord.com/events/10413...
February 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Poster I made for an upcoming multi-stream event (with Twitch drops) hosted by The Forge Temple Discord server taking place Valentine's Day weekend.
For details on how to participate or what streamers to watch, check the server!
Server:
discord.gg/nQkTKJenxM
Event:
discord.com/events/10413...
For details on how to participate or what streamers to watch, check the server!
Server:
discord.gg/nQkTKJenxM
Event:
discord.com/events/10413...
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"our band is from outer space" no u aren't you're from iowa
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"our band is from outer space" no u aren't you're from iowa
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Alright, well, video games.
With 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico on the way, I can see a sharp downtick in the number of disc-based games that get released physically in the US, as much of that production infrastructure is in Mexico.
If they do get made, I expect higher prices both phys & dig.
With 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico on the way, I can see a sharp downtick in the number of disc-based games that get released physically in the US, as much of that production infrastructure is in Mexico.
If they do get made, I expect higher prices both phys & dig.
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Alright, well, video games.
With 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico on the way, I can see a sharp downtick in the number of disc-based games that get released physically in the US, as much of that production infrastructure is in Mexico.
If they do get made, I expect higher prices both phys & dig.
With 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico on the way, I can see a sharp downtick in the number of disc-based games that get released physically in the US, as much of that production infrastructure is in Mexico.
If they do get made, I expect higher prices both phys & dig.
Turning off comments should also disable new likes and reposts.
January 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Turning off comments should also disable new likes and reposts.
average Bluesky poster:
*makes no attempt to read the room*
*doesn't provide any context*
*assumes the whole world has the same information as them*
"People keep misunderstanding my jokes :("
me:
Make. Better. Jokes.
Or, like, maybe stop trying, if you don't understand that they might not land.
*makes no attempt to read the room*
*doesn't provide any context*
*assumes the whole world has the same information as them*
"People keep misunderstanding my jokes :("
me:
Make. Better. Jokes.
Or, like, maybe stop trying, if you don't understand that they might not land.
January 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
average Bluesky poster:
*makes no attempt to read the room*
*doesn't provide any context*
*assumes the whole world has the same information as them*
"People keep misunderstanding my jokes :("
me:
Make. Better. Jokes.
Or, like, maybe stop trying, if you don't understand that they might not land.
*makes no attempt to read the room*
*doesn't provide any context*
*assumes the whole world has the same information as them*
"People keep misunderstanding my jokes :("
me:
Make. Better. Jokes.
Or, like, maybe stop trying, if you don't understand that they might not land.
I used to work retail, so I try to be sympathetic and kind. That said, if I tell you I don't need a bag and you put my things in a bag, I am going to take them out of the bag right in front of you and set it on the counter before I walk away.
January 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I used to work retail, so I try to be sympathetic and kind. That said, if I tell you I don't need a bag and you put my things in a bag, I am going to take them out of the bag right in front of you and set it on the counter before I walk away.
Bun-isher.
January 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bun-isher.
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
If you get bone-in wings on purpose, please remember that you are allowed to love yourself and get the kind that is both easier to eat and generally has more meat on it.
January 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If you get bone-in wings on purpose, please remember that you are allowed to love yourself and get the kind that is both easier to eat and generally has more meat on it.
Buttock reduction? You mean twerk-umcision?
January 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Buttock reduction? You mean twerk-umcision?
Whatever you do, don't Google... Uh... Anything, actually.
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Whatever you do, don't Google... Uh... Anything, actually.
If you need a TikTok replacement, you have bigger issues than needing a TikTok replacement.
January 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you need a TikTok replacement, you have bigger issues than needing a TikTok replacement.
Letting your partner use your CC to run an errand while you're at work and texting them to have a safe ride home when your banking app goes off about the transaction.
January 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Letting your partner use your CC to run an errand while you're at work and texting them to have a safe ride home when your banking app goes off about the transaction.
Whomever designed the radio system for the modern Jeep Cherokee is an absolute moron. Absurd that you control whether the radio is on when you start the car specifically by having the volume be at zero or not the last time you stopped driving, even if you were listening to a different audio source.
January 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Whomever designed the radio system for the modern Jeep Cherokee is an absolute moron. Absurd that you control whether the radio is on when you start the car specifically by having the volume be at zero or not the last time you stopped driving, even if you were listening to a different audio source.
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i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
January 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
All but the fuse installed. Other than that, just need to shorted and reconnect some wires, put a few holes in the "bottom" face, print the lid, and stick it on the furnace... That I still have to do all of the cutting and assembly for... Lol.
January 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
All but the fuse installed. Other than that, just need to shorted and reconnect some wires, put a few holes in the "bottom" face, print the lid, and stick it on the furnace... That I still have to do all of the cutting and assembly for... Lol.
Beautiful overhangs for not having any support.
January 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Beautiful overhangs for not having any support.
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video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
Printer absolutely *ripping* through that 45mm overhang with no support.
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Printer absolutely *ripping* through that 45mm overhang with no support.
Me, waiting for my cats to walk through doorways so I can literally tackle them.
January 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me, waiting for my cats to walk through doorways so I can literally tackle them.
Super stoked to see the electric oven I've been working on come together. Electrical box modeled, electronics tested... Just need to replace one of those twist caps with a fuse and shorten some cables, then connect ground to the frame when it's assembled.
January 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Super stoked to see the electric oven I've been working on come together. Electrical box modeled, electronics tested... Just need to replace one of those twist caps with a fuse and shorten some cables, then connect ground to the frame when it's assembled.
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I remember being at a wellness seminar and the speaker said 'one of the keys to a healthy mind is to keep asking questions' so I shouted 'STAY WHYDRATED' and then six yoga instructors tried to drown me in a toilet.
January 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I remember being at a wellness seminar and the speaker said 'one of the keys to a healthy mind is to keep asking questions' so I shouted 'STAY WHYDRATED' and then six yoga instructors tried to drown me in a toilet.
The apologists for the people not tagging NSFW content properly say some real dumb shit. Lol.
January 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The apologists for the people not tagging NSFW content properly say some real dumb shit. Lol.