CaptainKingsley
@captainkingsley.bsky.social
A literal dog. King Shep. May or may not fetch. He/Him. Shep life. Whining ❌Wine-ing ✅🍷Midwest. Car culture. Painting. Shinies 🪙 Top dog energy. MFY. 🐶 Tired and uninspired.
One of the depressing landmarks of adulthood is when you realize that your childhood neighborhood no longer has Christmas lights on the trees. All of the neighborhood adults that you grew up around are too old, or no longer with the world, and so the trees just sit dark.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
One of the depressing landmarks of adulthood is when you realize that your childhood neighborhood no longer has Christmas lights on the trees. All of the neighborhood adults that you grew up around are too old, or no longer with the world, and so the trees just sit dark.
Am I cool now? That’s 6 7, right?
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Am I cool now? That’s 6 7, right?
Peak dog brain baking is not holding back on the peanut butter. 🥜
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Peak dog brain baking is not holding back on the peanut butter. 🥜
Oh look some…snow 🤢
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh look some…snow 🤢
Tummy Tuesday should be permanently moved to all parts of the week that end in “day”.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Tummy Tuesday should be permanently moved to all parts of the week that end in “day”.
Having got a nasty cold the same time as dayling savings was a bitch. Began going to bed early to beat the cold, and now my internal clock is just messed up. I feel tired and lethargic all day long.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Having got a nasty cold the same time as dayling savings was a bitch. Began going to bed early to beat the cold, and now my internal clock is just messed up. I feel tired and lethargic all day long.
The office printer’s display: “looks like your ink is expired ‼️ ⚠️ ”
Me:
Me:
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The office printer’s display: “looks like your ink is expired ‼️ ⚠️ ”
Me:
Me:
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DON'T FORGET!
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
DON'T FORGET!
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Oh no a werewolf, whatever will I do~? 😵💫
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh no a werewolf, whatever will I do~? 😵💫
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
This cold has been an absolute menace. It reminds me of the nightmare cold I got about 15 years ago where the coughing left me with borderline insomnia for a week. I don’t know if it’s a specific strain my body hates, but it’s so much more aggressive than the typical sniffles kind of cold.
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This cold has been an absolute menace. It reminds me of the nightmare cold I got about 15 years ago where the coughing left me with borderline insomnia for a week. I don’t know if it’s a specific strain my body hates, but it’s so much more aggressive than the typical sniffles kind of cold.
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He is a good boy
Study 1h20m
Study 1h20m
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He is a good boy
Study 1h20m
Study 1h20m
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Happy Halloween everyone!
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Happy Halloween everyone!
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October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh no a werewolf, whatever will I do~? 😵💫
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh no a werewolf, whatever will I do~? 😵💫
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
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October 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I never thought I’d see the day that I became Hank Hill
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I never thought I’d see the day that I became Hank Hill
Thinking about werewolves this morning uwu
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Thinking about werewolves this morning uwu
Bougie shep living while the pasta cooks 😬
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bougie shep living while the pasta cooks 😬
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finally: a comic so niche that only birders will understand
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
finally: a comic so niche that only birders will understand
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Halloween Party Times!
October 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Halloween Party Times!
How are you going to celebrate National Nut Day? 👉👈
October 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How are you going to celebrate National Nut Day? 👉👈
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Did someone say something about a squeakend? 👉👈
October 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Did someone say something about a squeakend? 👉👈
Me in the office as the coworker rambles on and on and on about his daughters upcoming wedding
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Me in the office as the coworker rambles on and on and on about his daughters upcoming wedding