CaptainKingsley
@captainkingsley.bsky.social
A literal dog. King Shep. May or may not fetch. He/Him. Shep life. Whining ❌Wine-ing ✅🍷Midwest. Car culture. Painting. Shinies 🪙 Top dog energy. MFY. 🐶 Tired and uninspired.
Am I cool now? That’s 6 7, right?
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Am I cool now? That’s 6 7, right?
Peak dog brain baking is not holding back on the peanut butter. 🥜
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Peak dog brain baking is not holding back on the peanut butter. 🥜
The office printer’s display: “looks like your ink is expired ‼️ ⚠️ ”
Me:
Me:
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The office printer’s display: “looks like your ink is expired ‼️ ⚠️ ”
Me:
Me:
Oh no a werewolf, whatever will I do~? 😵💫
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh no a werewolf, whatever will I do~? 😵💫
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
📷 @briggsdawg.bsky.social
Bougie shep living while the pasta cooks 😬
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bougie shep living while the pasta cooks 😬
Bad Good guy, but still also good boy
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Bad Good guy, but still also good boy
Me in the office as the coworker rambles on and on and on about his daughters upcoming wedding
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Me in the office as the coworker rambles on and on and on about his daughters upcoming wedding
Getting in the spooky season spirit
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Getting in the spooky season spirit
On a cold October morning, few things hit like hot cider and fresh orchard donuts.
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
On a cold October morning, few things hit like hot cider and fresh orchard donuts.
Every time a real solid buying opportunity comes along, this is the predictable Robinhood experience. Every single time.
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Every time a real solid buying opportunity comes along, this is the predictable Robinhood experience. Every single time.
it's a slow night, come do Sheptember things with meee.
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
it's a slow night, come do Sheptember things with meee.
Where is the hole? 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Where is the hole? 🤔
It's wild how little Ebay does to keep counterfeiters off of their platform. Some of these accounts have thousands of transactions, and they're all $10-$15 bars/coins, which are clearly fake. I don't know how the platform manages to keep relevant.
September 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It's wild how little Ebay does to keep counterfeiters off of their platform. Some of these accounts have thousands of transactions, and they're all $10-$15 bars/coins, which are clearly fake. I don't know how the platform manages to keep relevant.
I am never tell if his head is tilted weird, or if his eyes naturally sit asymmetrically on his face
September 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I am never tell if his head is tilted weird, or if his eyes naturally sit asymmetrically on his face
Seems they were like sleepers that all activated at once
August 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Seems they were like sleepers that all activated at once
I use to have a co-worker that always referred to (what he thought were) closeted dudes as ‘zebra cakes’, and it all makes sense now.
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I use to have a co-worker that always referred to (what he thought were) closeted dudes as ‘zebra cakes’, and it all makes sense now.
The most believable headline. Almost every day since late June has been goddamn humid.
August 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The most believable headline. Almost every day since late June has been goddamn humid.
When you’re a boring furry X3
July 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When you’re a boring furry X3
When people ask what I like
July 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When people ask what I like
Psa. I’ll admit I’m a simple dog uwu
July 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Psa. I’ll admit I’m a simple dog uwu
Halloween going up a week after the 4th might be a new record. Some of these retailers need to have some chill.
July 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Halloween going up a week after the 4th might be a new record. Some of these retailers need to have some chill.