Jeff Michael
@captaindecoy.bsky.social
It’s almost as if 47 training days for anybody who signs up isn’t quite doing the trick…
normal law enforcement stuff happening in Edina: "4 agents doing raids & flipping people off"
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It’s almost as if 47 training days for anybody who signs up isn’t quite doing the trick…
The problem is everybody’s for science, but nobody wants to pay up for it. It’s like how Congress is less popular than leprosy, but the electorate keeps sending the same guys back over and over again.
“84% of Americans believe government investment in scientific research is worth it.
Turns out science funding isn't a fringe issue at all.”
Turns out science funding isn't a fringe issue at all.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The problem is everybody’s for science, but nobody wants to pay up for it. It’s like how Congress is less popular than leprosy, but the electorate keeps sending the same guys back over and over again.
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Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not.
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not.
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
‘Terrorism’ is one of those great moral panic buzzwords, although it’s getting a little stale. So is ‘communism’, though even more out of date. But those susceptible to fearmongering usually aren’t smart enough to care. 🧵1/2
The idea that federal government officials view protest as domestic terrorism pervades President Donald Trump's second term. https://cnn.it/4t6X5r5
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
‘Terrorism’ is one of those great moral panic buzzwords, although it’s getting a little stale. So is ‘communism’, though even more out of date. But those susceptible to fearmongering usually aren’t smart enough to care. 🧵1/2
She’s courting her demographic. Late-stage capitalism at its finest.
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
She’s courting her demographic. Late-stage capitalism at its finest.
A terrible person, representative of millions and millions of terrible people.
Trump on Renee Good: "I know her parents were big Trump fans. Makes me feel bad anyway, but I mean I guess you could say even worse. They were tremendous Trump people."
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 AM
A terrible person, representative of millions and millions of terrible people.
So what is this, like, the never before seen asterisk part of the Second Amendment or something?
Trump: You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. It's a very unfortunate thing.
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
So what is this, like, the never before seen asterisk part of the Second Amendment or something?
They probably only sold 50% of the available tickets anyway. But how to take that comes down to what kind of person you are: Glass half empty or Glass half full?
Breaking News: The renowned composer Philip Glass told the Kennedy Center that he no longer wanted to premiere his new symphony there.
Philip Glass Withdraws From Kennedy Center, as Its Symphony Vows to Play On
Amid cancellations and turmoil, the National Symphony Orchestra is planning to stay. “I cannot make everybody happy,” its conductor said.
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
They probably only sold 50% of the available tickets anyway. But how to take that comes down to what kind of person you are: Glass half empty or Glass half full?
Like there are gonna be midterms…
GOP Rep. Carlos Gimenez criticizes the Trump administration's tactics in Minnesota, says "I'm not comfortable with what's happening in Minneapolis," and adds that "it's hurting our chances at the midterms."
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Like there are gonna be midterms…
Obergruppenfuhrer no more! Go home and write about Thine Kampf, you diminutive dickweed.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Obergruppenfuhrer no more! Go home and write about Thine Kampf, you diminutive dickweed.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Third one must be busy with something else, huh?
Two former presidents felt compelled to comment publicly
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Third one must be busy with something else, huh?
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
Counterpoint: fuck the CEOs of “multiple large Minnesota companies” calling for an “immediate de-escalation of tensions”. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS EXTRAJUDICIALLY MURDERING CITIZENS AT WILL. How about a call to de-escalate that?
Chief executives of multiple large Minnesota companies issued a public letter on Sunday calling for an “immediate de-escalation of tensions” in the state. The statement came one day after federal agents shot and killed 37-year-old Alex Pretti during a protest in Minneapolis.
Minnesota’s Biggest Companies Call for ‘De-escalation’ of Tensions
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Counterpoint: fuck the CEOs of “multiple large Minnesota companies” calling for an “immediate de-escalation of tensions”. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS EXTRAJUDICIALLY MURDERING CITIZENS AT WILL. How about a call to de-escalate that?
“Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC.”
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
“Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC.”
You know, the job they’re doing is reprehensible, but I also can’t get over at just how abysmally bad they are at it. The very best people strike again.
Multiple sources with knowledge of the situation say federal agents shot a man multiple times in south Minneapolis this morning.
A video taken from inside Glam Doll Donuts shows agents wrestling a man to the ground then shooting him multiple times.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
A video taken from inside Glam Doll Donuts shows agents wrestling a man to the ground then shooting him multiple times.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
Live: Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis this morning, witnesses say
A video appears to shows federal agents wrestling a man to the ground then shooting him.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
You know, the job they’re doing is reprehensible, but I also can’t get over at just how abysmally bad they are at it. The very best people strike again.
“Now I get it”.
CW: VIOLENCE
Please be aware that this video shows what appears to be someone shot in the head by a federal agent while being apprehended
1/24/2026 - Minneapolis in front of Glam Doll Donuts
Please be aware that this video shows what appears to be someone shot in the head by a federal agent while being apprehended
1/24/2026 - Minneapolis in front of Glam Doll Donuts
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
“Now I get it”.
I just can’t fathom how something so patently unlawful keeps happening over and over again.
The US military conducted a strike against another alleged drug-trafficking boat in the eastern Pacific Ocean on Friday, killing two people, according to US Southern Command. https://cnn.it/3LTJUZH
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I just can’t fathom how something so patently unlawful keeps happening over and over again.
Man, the lies are shameless and relentless.
Reporter: We saw the bruising on your hand. Are you okay?
Trump: I’m very good. I clipped it on the table.
Trump: I’m very good. I clipped it on the table.
January 23, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Man, the lies are shameless and relentless.
I know there’s a sliding timescale it’s fiction and all, but it’s still shocking to think that Jean Grey is 70.
January 23, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I know there’s a sliding timescale it’s fiction and all, but it’s still shocking to think that Jean Grey is 70.
COME ON YOU PUSSY I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA INVADE CANADA ON THE WAY TO INVADING GREENLAND.
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
COME ON YOU PUSSY I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA INVADE CANADA ON THE WAY TO INVADING GREENLAND.
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European Parliament Member Anders Vistisen gave a speech, warning Donald Trump that Greenland is "not for sale." He concluded by saying, " Mr. President, let me put this in words you will understand - fuck off." (He also got reprimanded by the parliamentarian for swearing.)
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 PM
European Parliament Member Anders Vistisen gave a speech, warning Donald Trump that Greenland is "not for sale." He concluded by saying, " Mr. President, let me put this in words you will understand - fuck off." (He also got reprimanded by the parliamentarian for swearing.)
Who the FUCK brings a fucking HOUSE-PET to the fucking GROCERY STORE?
Asteroid. Hurry, asteroid!
Asteroid. Hurry, asteroid!
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Who the FUCK brings a fucking HOUSE-PET to the fucking GROCERY STORE?
Asteroid. Hurry, asteroid!
Asteroid. Hurry, asteroid!