Jeff Michael
@captaindecoy.bsky.social
“Just remember you’re a living organism on this planet, and you’re very safe. You’ve just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?”
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“Just remember you’re a living organism on this planet, and you’re very safe. You’ve just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?”
TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!
He also appears to know the last line.
And he dances like a three year old who has to pee.
He also appears to know the last line.
And he dances like a three year old who has to pee.
Trump knows the first three words to "God Bless America" but that seems to be about it
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!
He also appears to know the last line.
And he dances like a three year old who has to pee.
He also appears to know the last line.
And he dances like a three year old who has to pee.
Look, I’m really dumb, granted, but isn’t a 50 year mortgage better for the money lender than the money borrower? And aren’t scams like that disguised as boons to would-be homeowners how the 2008 financial disaster happened?
QUINTANILLA: What's more likely -- a $2,000 tariff rebate check or a 50 year mortgage?
HASSETT: They're both really good ideas
HASSETT: They're both really good ideas
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Look, I’m really dumb, granted, but isn’t a 50 year mortgage better for the money lender than the money borrower? And aren’t scams like that disguised as boons to would-be homeowners how the 2008 financial disaster happened?
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
The key here is @they’re gonna feel like entrepreneurs.”
Trump knows that this is always a pathway for support from a certain segment of Americans - mostly men. The desire to “invest” and be an “entrepreneur.” Even without expertise, capital, or the resilience to endure failure.
Trump knows that this is always a pathway for support from a certain segment of Americans - mostly men. The desire to “invest” and be an “entrepreneur.” Even without expertise, capital, or the resilience to endure failure.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
“I really care about insert name. Like you’ve never seen. Like no president ever before. A big man, tough guy, with tears streaming down his face saying sir…”
Also it’s the MAGNIFICENT MILE.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“I really care about insert name. Like you’ve never seen. Like no president ever before. A big man, tough guy, with tears streaming down his face saying sir…”
Again I marvel at the unique quality of democracy, by way of which stupid people in absolute denial of a reality they don’t like have an equal say in who should be in charge.
TRUMP: The economy is as strong as it's ever been
INGRAHAM: Then why are people saying they're anxious about the economy?
TRUMP: I don't know they are saying that. The polls are fake. We have the greatest economy we've ever had
INGRAHAM: Then why are people saying they're anxious about the economy?
TRUMP: I don't know they are saying that. The polls are fake. We have the greatest economy we've ever had
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Again I marvel at the unique quality of democracy, by way of which stupid people in absolute denial of a reality they don’t like have an equal say in who should be in charge.
Always with the exclamation points. I remember how odd it was when Jeb Bush was running as “JEB!”. Now the entire White House apparatus is basically a bad used car dealership ad.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Always with the exclamation points. I remember how odd it was when Jeb Bush was running as “JEB!”. Now the entire White House apparatus is basically a bad used car dealership ad.
I remember chatting delightfully with @diedrichbader.bsky.social on Twitter about some obscure mutual interest we had, and now I can’t remember what it was. Shirley Horn, maybe?
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I remember chatting delightfully with @diedrichbader.bsky.social on Twitter about some obscure mutual interest we had, and now I can’t remember what it was. Shirley Horn, maybe?
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
a “National Security Event”. So here we go.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
a “National Security Event”. So here we go.
Is it just me or does 2025 ROY finalist Cade Horton’s zoom room make him look like he’s cosplaying as an Egyptian god of falconry or something?
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Is it just me or does 2025 ROY finalist Cade Horton’s zoom room make him look like he’s cosplaying as an Egyptian god of falconry or something?
The one thing that the parties have in common: Democrats say “I could be wrong” and republicans say “the democrat could be wrong”.
Dems. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The one thing that the parties have in common: Democrats say “I could be wrong” and republicans say “the democrat could be wrong”.
So much for the Nobel peace
prize, huh.
prize, huh.
Thailand suspends truce deal with Cambodia after troops injured by land mine
Thailand suspends truce deal with Cambodia after troops injured by land mine
Thailand suspends truce deal with Cambodia after troops injured by land mine
www.independent.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
So much for the Nobel peace
prize, huh.
prize, huh.
All right, @mlb.com, I know it’s going to involve leaving a lot of money on the table (that you shouldn’t have sat at in the first fucking place), but it’s time to GET OUT OF BED WITH THE GAMBLING OUTFITS ALREADY.
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Guardians' Clase, Ortiz indicted for pitch rigging
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz is in custody.
www.espn.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
All right, @mlb.com, I know it’s going to involve leaving a lot of money on the table (that you shouldn’t have sat at in the first fucking place), but it’s time to GET OUT OF BED WITH THE GAMBLING OUTFITS ALREADY.
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
I mean, I *think* he’s lying. Is it possible he could actually be so far out of touch with reality that he thinks the things he says are true?
Trump lies shamelessly: "Biden actually pushed for that war to happen. And now look what's happened to Ukraine. It's a much smaller country."
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I mean, I *think* he’s lying. Is it possible he could actually be so far out of touch with reality that he thinks the things he says are true?
Well look at all the wars the people of earth have been dragged into under women’s leadership, right?
A recent essay, “The Great Feminization,” posits that the growing influence of women is harming U.S. institutions. @sophiegilbert.bsky.social argues that the real problem facing American culture is quite different:
No, Women Aren’t the Problem
America is rapidly becoming the manosphere, but, sure, let’s go after the “feminization” of culture.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Well look at all the wars the people of earth have been dragged into under women’s leadership, right?
“Hey Siri, what does inept impotence look like?”
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Hey Siri, what does inept impotence look like?”
Is he…is he talking about weight?
That’s about 400 pounds per person.
I’m fat as fuck and I don’t have 400 pounds to lose.
That’s about 400 pounds per person.
I’m fat as fuck and I don’t have 400 pounds to lose.
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Is he…is he talking about weight?
That’s about 400 pounds per person.
I’m fat as fuck and I don’t have 400 pounds to lose.
That’s about 400 pounds per person.
I’m fat as fuck and I don’t have 400 pounds to lose.
A portrait of leadership in crisis.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A portrait of leadership in crisis.
Man has that got to piss Trump off. All that attention somebody else is getting. And in his own office! He’s the best president ever in his newly-labeled Oval Office, and some chump has the nerve to require medical attention. In front of the press, no less!
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Man has that got to piss Trump off. All that attention somebody else is getting. And in his own office! He’s the best president ever in his newly-labeled Oval Office, and some chump has the nerve to require medical attention. In front of the press, no less!
He’s so, so desperate for recognition. And we recognize him, all right. There’s no smell quite so obvious as desperation.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump adds ‘Walk of Fame’ on facade of White House
Trump has made several aesthetic changes to the White House including renovating the Rose Garden to add a patio
www.independent.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
He’s so, so desperate for recognition. And we recognize him, all right. There’s no smell quite so obvious as desperation.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Yeah yeah yeah. The wealthiest always warn. Fine. Let’s see those crybabies actually up and move. Never gonna happen.
New York's wealthiest had warned of a business exodus if Zohran Mamdani won Tuesday's mayoral race. But for small business owners like Kadjahtou Balde, Mamdani's victory is a reason to stay in one of the country's most expensive cities. https://cnn.it/47Gyuj3
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Yeah yeah yeah. The wealthiest always warn. Fine. Let’s see those crybabies actually up and move. Never gonna happen.
They should have called it Ahmet And Diva Tap The ATM.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They should have called it Ahmet And Diva Tap The ATM.
“OR it’ll be somebody else’s fault! So, win-win, right?”
Bessent: "I think 2026 is going to be a gangbuster year, and Americans will feel it in their pocketbooks. They will know that the economy is strong."
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“OR it’ll be somebody else’s fault! So, win-win, right?”
Well, it hardly stood a chance for the first 850 years…
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Well, it hardly stood a chance for the first 850 years…
The guy obviously has a learning disability. He can’t read the prompter. The irony is if he came out as learning disabled he’d be a hero for achieving what he has...but that would require admitting what he thinks of as a weakness, and he is pathologically incapable of doing so.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The guy obviously has a learning disability. He can’t read the prompter. The irony is if he came out as learning disabled he’d be a hero for achieving what he has...but that would require admitting what he thinks of as a weakness, and he is pathologically incapable of doing so.