Jeff Michael
captaindecoy.bsky.social
Jeff Michael
@captaindecoy.bsky.social
I remember chatting delightfully with @diedrichbader.bsky.social on Twitter about some obscure mutual interest we had, and now I can’t remember what it was. Shirley Horn, maybe?

Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Is it just me or does 2025 ROY finalist Cade Horton’s zoom room make him look like he’s cosplaying as an Egyptian god of falconry or something?
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“Hey Siri, what does inept impotence look like?”
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A portrait of leadership in crisis.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Found it!
October 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“First my car and now this!”
October 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
NO KINGS.

Except the obvious, of course.
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hard to believe this guy would let (which is to say, make) a thing like that happen.
October 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Who is this dude in the Marlins jersey at these west coast games?
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What a fucking dirtbag. What utterly unwarranted self-satisfaction.
September 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Listen, there’s something I’ve got to get off my chest: comics canon or not, this ‘Ultraman’ guy in the new Superman move is bullshit. There is one Ultraman, and this is what he looks like.

Shuwatch, bitches.
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Dude’s a douche for the actual content on the hat, granted, but you have to be one sorry sack of shit in general to have front row season tickets for a baseball team that you always use and then always wear a hat other than the home team’s.
August 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gotta confess: in my head I carve out exemptions for Jack Kirby and Ash from the Evil Dead movies, but otherwise, nope. #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you should see a grappling hook, I’d leave quickly and quietly.
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Nobody respects deep-cut Star Trek cosplay anymore.
May 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
37 years later that album is still making censors clutch their pearls.
May 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I been saying that for ten years, baby.
May 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This guy’s Spider-Man never appeared as Peter Parker!
May 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
May 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I mean, was the equivalence here that hard to spot?
May 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jack King Kirby saying something.
April 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Also, I have this hanging in my basement man cave. Use this pic however you like!
April 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Re: Rays…all kinds of things make me angry anymore now that I am an old man, but seeing these shots during a postseason made me angry enough to take pics to reminds myself to be angry about it going forward.

Also, @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social for @mlb.com commissioner. 100% serious.
April 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM