Blitz
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He/Him || electrical engineer, science enjoyer and occasional digital artist. Will shitpost any moment, you've been warned. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || #BlackLivesMatter Now & Always.
icon by the wonderful @fluffielox.com
He/Him || electrical engineer, science enjoyer and occasional digital artist. Will shitpost any moment, you've been warned. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || #BlackLivesMatter Now & Always.
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I just finished Severance and it's really as good as people say it is
January 29, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I just finished Severance and it's really as good as people say it is
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
January 27, 2026 at 10:21 AM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Read a book.
"I'm not into re--"
Yes you are.
"There are no books that interest m--"
You haven't looked hard enough. There is a book for everyone.
"I'm not into re--"
Yes you are.
"There are no books that interest m--"
You haven't looked hard enough. There is a book for everyone.
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Read a book.
"I'm not into re--"
Yes you are.
"There are no books that interest m--"
You haven't looked hard enough. There is a book for everyone.
"I'm not into re--"
Yes you are.
"There are no books that interest m--"
You haven't looked hard enough. There is a book for everyone.
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Steve, the great _shenanigator_...
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Steve, the great _shenanigator_...
This part always cracks me up
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
This part always cracks me up
I tried red wine (and alcohol) for the first time on a recent flight. Here's my findings:
airplane food and beverages taste about as good as you would expect
red wine is yucky on its own
I love it with food
same things can be said about coffee lmao
airplane food and beverages taste about as good as you would expect
red wine is yucky on its own
I love it with food
same things can be said about coffee lmao
January 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I tried red wine (and alcohol) for the first time on a recent flight. Here's my findings:
airplane food and beverages taste about as good as you would expect
red wine is yucky on its own
I love it with food
same things can be said about coffee lmao
airplane food and beverages taste about as good as you would expect
red wine is yucky on its own
I love it with food
same things can be said about coffee lmao
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Im seeing gemini in mkdd places ingoogle's services... good grief they're desperate
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Im seeing gemini in mkdd places ingoogle's services... good grief they're desperate
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I fucking love the Rockies (this is Pike's Peak)
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I fucking love the Rockies (this is Pike's Peak)
what's the best christmas and why is it carol of the bells
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
what's the best christmas and why is it carol of the bells
LOOK AT THISSSSS
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
LOOK AT THISSSSS
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Drew Blonde Blazer from Dispatch
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Drew Blonde Blazer from Dispatch
Sometimes I think God is real but, and I mean this sincerely, he's just a sick fucker intentionally letting us destroy ourselves slowly because it's fun to watch.
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sometimes I think God is real but, and I mean this sincerely, he's just a sick fucker intentionally letting us destroy ourselves slowly because it's fun to watch.
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The first Harambe-level event was single handedly avoided by this man. A hero.
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The first Harambe-level event was single handedly avoided by this man. A hero.
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Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
Expedition 33 didn't make it on my Spotify Wrapped playlist and my least listened to song was played 13 times. I definitely listened to Lumiere more than 13 times lmao fuck you spotify
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Expedition 33 didn't make it on my Spotify Wrapped playlist and my least listened to song was played 13 times. I definitely listened to Lumiere more than 13 times lmao fuck you spotify
