mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)
@capricioustube.bsky.social
Erin, she/her
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voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
Perhaps I'm stupid
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Perhaps I'm stupid
lets hope this urge to clean my whole apartment lasts past spanish class
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
lets hope this urge to clean my whole apartment lasts past spanish class
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"You're a surgeon. You would have dug it all out of my gut." (CHALLENGERS SOUNDTRACK STARTS BLARING)
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"You're a surgeon. You would have dug it all out of my gut." (CHALLENGERS SOUNDTRACK STARTS BLARING)
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discounting this Bluesky map for not including Pathologic 3 Localizer Gulch, a feature I am not a part of but can see from multiple windows
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
discounting this Bluesky map for not including Pathologic 3 Localizer Gulch, a feature I am not a part of but can see from multiple windows
I'm tired of arguing about AI and art. Let's all go to sleep
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm tired of arguing about AI and art. Let's all go to sleep
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Is life just waiting for work and then waiting for work to be over and then waiting for work again or am I depressed
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Is life just waiting for work and then waiting for work to be over and then waiting for work again or am I depressed
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my display name is calculated. I'm MRS because I do belong to daniil Dankovsky. I'm his beard because he's gay. Thank you
January 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
my display name is calculated. I'm MRS because I do belong to daniil Dankovsky. I'm his beard because he's gay. Thank you
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Feeling cuteness aggression towards Daniil Dankovsky
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Feeling cuteness aggression towards Daniil Dankovsky
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you are so much more than what he made you to be
February 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
you are so much more than what he made you to be
Is life just waiting for work and then waiting for work to be over and then waiting for work again or am I depressed
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Is life just waiting for work and then waiting for work to be over and then waiting for work again or am I depressed
Happy birthday to football
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Happy birthday to football
Faking my death instead of going to work tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Faking my death instead of going to work tomorrow
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February 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
I keep forgetting my display name is "mrs danill dankovsky (beard)" it's amazing you people talk to me
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I keep forgetting my display name is "mrs danill dankovsky (beard)" it's amazing you people talk to me
Pathologic oomfs what the fuck did the patch notes mean by "fixed Georgiy's lips". What was wrong with his lips
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Pathologic oomfs what the fuck did the patch notes mean by "fixed Georgiy's lips". What was wrong with his lips
i cant believe the pathologic devs love me so much that they trapped dankovsky in a time loop not once but TWICE
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
i cant believe the pathologic devs love me so much that they trapped dankovsky in a time loop not once but TWICE
New hobby is talking about maybe getting into Heated Rivalry and never watching it
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
New hobby is talking about maybe getting into Heated Rivalry and never watching it
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coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
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It’s depressing to hear that Ian McKellen will be playing Gandalf again. Surely he’s hogged the role for long enough and it’s time to give Timothée Chalamet a turn
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It’s depressing to hear that Ian McKellen will be playing Gandalf again. Surely he’s hogged the role for long enough and it’s time to give Timothée Chalamet a turn