Cang Long: Crop Circles overlord
@canglong333.bsky.social
Rumored to be a meat popsicle. But, really a leprechaun. Maybe a dirtbag.
Warning: typos and snark ahead. I’m pissed off. Bad hip/knee.
Spicy like Laoganma sauce.
Unhip like @imtiredthatisall.lol said. And proud of it! :)
Warning: typos and snark ahead. I’m pissed off. Bad hip/knee.
Spicy like Laoganma sauce.
Unhip like @imtiredthatisall.lol said. And proud of it! :)
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your card is the Six of Athames. This card represents a period of calm journey for you. The journey may involve a career transition or the start of some new venture. Alternatively, this may be a quiet restorative period following some tumult in your life. In any case, you are entering calm waters.
Bumping this up given recent events.
Lex Luther gives his employees a big fat wedgie as he blows his wad to the tune of $200 billion
Amazon reveals plans to spend $200bn in one year the day after Bezos guts Washington Post
Tech giant reports $213bn in revenue after its founder, who owns the Post, lays off a third of newspaper’s employees
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Lex Luther gives his employees a big fat wedgie as he blows his wad to the tune of $200 billion
I suspect only a sliver of the 1% is in Epstein files….mostly straight males.
Meanwhile the 99% (read: us normies) were smart enough not to do any of that stuff.
Meanwhile the 99% (read: us normies) were smart enough not to do any of that stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I suspect only a sliver of the 1% is in Epstein files….mostly straight males.
Meanwhile the 99% (read: us normies) were smart enough not to do any of that stuff.
Meanwhile the 99% (read: us normies) were smart enough not to do any of that stuff.
Big Rock on the run.
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Big Rock on the run.
Cavaliers want to return to their Cadavers days…
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Cavaliers want to return to their Cadavers days…
Evergreen and so applicable to many things in life
The only comment I’m going to make on these files… everyone you already knew was a scumbag ten years ago is still a scumbag…
a man with a beard and a black jacket says what else is new
ALT: a man with a beard and a black jacket says what else is new
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Evergreen and so applicable to many things in life
Who’s shadow did the rat in Pennsylvania really see?
His own? Or, Darth Vader’s?
That’s the real question that should be addressed.
His own? Or, Darth Vader’s?
That’s the real question that should be addressed.
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Who’s shadow did the rat in Pennsylvania really see?
His own? Or, Darth Vader’s?
That’s the real question that should be addressed.
His own? Or, Darth Vader’s?
That’s the real question that should be addressed.
So Cher is now in her muttering grandma stage?
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
So Cher is now in her muttering grandma stage?
I mean there are plenty of open spots on this side of the street where the houses have bigger lots. Wher, there is room for a big ass truck that won’t block part of one’s driveway
Dear new neighbor across the street…who has a Tesla, a Beemer, and a large double cab truck but works an office job….
I’m sorry your preoccupation with what you’re lacking leads you to be inconsiderate about parking in front my house, the smallest lot on the block.
Signed,
Annoyed Neighbor
I’m sorry your preoccupation with what you’re lacking leads you to be inconsiderate about parking in front my house, the smallest lot on the block.
Signed,
Annoyed Neighbor
February 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I mean there are plenty of open spots on this side of the street where the houses have bigger lots. Wher, there is room for a big ass truck that won’t block part of one’s driveway
Dear new neighbor across the street…who has a Tesla, a Beemer, and a large double cab truck but works an office job….
I’m sorry your preoccupation with what you’re lacking leads you to be inconsiderate about parking in front my house, the smallest lot on the block.
Signed,
Annoyed Neighbor
I’m sorry your preoccupation with what you’re lacking leads you to be inconsiderate about parking in front my house, the smallest lot on the block.
Signed,
Annoyed Neighbor
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Dear new neighbor across the street…who has a Tesla, a Beemer, and a large double cab truck but works an office job….
I’m sorry your preoccupation with what you’re lacking leads you to be inconsiderate about parking in front my house, the smallest lot on the block.
Signed,
Annoyed Neighbor
I’m sorry your preoccupation with what you’re lacking leads you to be inconsiderate about parking in front my house, the smallest lot on the block.
Signed,
Annoyed Neighbor
I reckon I’m gonna get me some shitposts lined up, maybe.
We’ll see.
Maybe not. Feeling kinda lazy and blue.
We’ll see.
Maybe not. Feeling kinda lazy and blue.
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I reckon I’m gonna get me some shitposts lined up, maybe.
We’ll see.
Maybe not. Feeling kinda lazy and blue.
We’ll see.
Maybe not. Feeling kinda lazy and blue.
The most important victor.
The only victor.
The only victor.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The most important victor.
The only victor.
The only victor.
Munch munch
January 31, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Munch munch
Yeah, Chinese hot pot tonight.
Getting things ready.
Getting things ready.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Yeah, Chinese hot pot tonight.
Getting things ready.
Getting things ready.
Oh, my! Should I?
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Oh, my! Should I?
Wait. I need an explainer here.
When does a cabinet secretary take direction from a deputy advisor/aide?
Wouldn’t she outrank him?
When does a cabinet secretary take direction from a deputy advisor/aide?
Wouldn’t she outrank him?
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Wait. I need an explainer here.
When does a cabinet secretary take direction from a deputy advisor/aide?
Wouldn’t she outrank him?
When does a cabinet secretary take direction from a deputy advisor/aide?
Wouldn’t she outrank him?
My wife just opened the front door to go out. The cold air is drifting all the way to the dining room where I’m at.
Now my chest is cold.
No, I’m not a witch.
Now my chest is cold.
No, I’m not a witch.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
My wife just opened the front door to go out. The cold air is drifting all the way to the dining room where I’m at.
Now my chest is cold.
No, I’m not a witch.
Now my chest is cold.
No, I’m not a witch.
Our school district called another snow/weather calamity for tomorrow and they’re threatening to extend the school year at rate we’re going.
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Our school district called another snow/weather calamity for tomorrow and they’re threatening to extend the school year at rate we’re going.
Replace the first four letters of your first and last names with the F-word.
Make me proud
Make me proud
January 26, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Replace the first four letters of your first and last names with the F-word.
Make me proud
Make me proud
Hmm, more than one politician has said “Fuck you” to Ted Cruz. But this may be the first time it is where a truth was spoken.
In secret recordings, Sen. Ted Cruz trashes Trump, Vance
"You're going to lose the House, you're going to lose the Senate, you're going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week."
www.axios.com/2026/01/25/c...
"You're going to lose the House, you're going to lose the Senate, you're going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week."
www.axios.com/2026/01/25/c...
Exclusive: In secret recordings, Cruz trashes Trump, Vance
The comments to donors last year are some of the harshest criticisms of Trump and Vance by a fellow Republican.
www.axios.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Hmm, more than one politician has said “Fuck you” to Ted Cruz. But this may be the first time it is where a truth was spoken.
Do not judge Cang Long if thou has not partaketh of the Korean Oreos
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Do not judge Cang Long if thou has not partaketh of the Korean Oreos
Reminder: When you see a floof in the sun, respect the "fuck off" face.
Mala Suerte says this is my sunbeam so fuck off. #caturday
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Reminder: When you see a floof in the sun, respect the "fuck off" face.
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January 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Ok, if you all don’t see a post or two from me by Sunday night….send a St. Bernard or two and their emergency brandy barrels.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Ok, if you all don’t see a post or two from me by Sunday night….send a St. Bernard or two and their emergency brandy barrels.