unhip semi-old fart with a bad hip
@canglong333.bsky.social
Rumored to be a meat popsicle. But, really a leprechaun. Maybe a dirtbag.
Warning: typos and snark ahead. I’m pissed off. Bad hip/knee.
Spicy like Laoganma sauce.
Unhip like @imtiredthatisall.lol said. And proud of it! :)
Warning: typos and snark ahead. I’m pissed off. Bad hip/knee.
Spicy like Laoganma sauce.
Unhip like @imtiredthatisall.lol said. And proud of it! :)
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your card is the Six of Athames. This card represents a period of calm journey for you. The journey may involve a career transition or the start of some new venture. Alternatively, this may be a quiet restorative period following some tumult in your life. In any case, you are entering calm waters.
Bumping this up given recent events.
When you haven’t quite gotten to the “snuff cocaine” stupidity but want your owner to know you’ve got a habit.
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you haven’t quite gotten to the “snuff cocaine” stupidity but want your owner to know you’ve got a habit.
I don’t need your fucking permission. And Olivia Nuzzi is a fucking scum bag
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don’t need your fucking permission. And Olivia Nuzzi is a fucking scum bag
Hey now! “Cocky Nerd” is MY shtick. Now get back to your huddle and come up with a new persona jackass.
Indiana football was irrelevant. Then a ‘cocky nerd’ arrived
Indiana’s head football coach has had a long, successful – and unconventional – career. What’s the secret to his magical run?
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey now! “Cocky Nerd” is MY shtick. Now get back to your huddle and come up with a new persona jackass.
Projecting again…You swore to protect and work for all Americans. And change your protective underwear…judging by the looks of other world leaders when they are in close proximity of you….
Trump rants about Somalis in Minnesota, saying he 'doesn't want them' in the U.S.
At the end of the Cabinet meeting, Trump ranted about Minnesota's political leadership and the state's large Somali population, calling Democratic Rep.
www.nbcnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Projecting again…You swore to protect and work for all Americans. And change your protective underwear…judging by the looks of other world leaders when they are in close proximity of you….
This is when a man should absolutely disorganize himself.
@pandamom.bsky.social "We need to have a conversation when you get here"
Me *laughing
Panda "Why are you laughing?"
Me "Because you're about to organise me" 😂😂😂
Me *laughing
Panda "Why are you laughing?"
Me "Because you're about to organise me" 😂😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is when a man should absolutely disorganize himself.
@sethabramson.bsky.social
I need a lawyerly take, please…
If logging boss orders his foreman & staff to cut trees, but it includes some that would be illegal (say, in a national forest across the boarder). He sees the first cut and initially says so, but later denies…isn’t there legal liability?
I need a lawyerly take, please…
If logging boss orders his foreman & staff to cut trees, but it includes some that would be illegal (say, in a national forest across the boarder). He sees the first cut and initially says so, but later denies…isn’t there legal liability?
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
@sethabramson.bsky.social
I need a lawyerly take, please…
If logging boss orders his foreman & staff to cut trees, but it includes some that would be illegal (say, in a national forest across the boarder). He sees the first cut and initially says so, but later denies…isn’t there legal liability?
I need a lawyerly take, please…
If logging boss orders his foreman & staff to cut trees, but it includes some that would be illegal (say, in a national forest across the boarder). He sees the first cut and initially says so, but later denies…isn’t there legal liability?
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Normally I cast a leery eye towards big businesses, but this please me. This would benefit consumers in the end.
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to sue a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Normally I cast a leery eye towards big businesses, but this please me. This would benefit consumers in the end.
Is it just me or does Susan Dell look like a mash-up of the Mar-A-Largo look and Groucho Marx’s eyebrows?
(See the photo CNN used on their website of her and her husband for the “Trump accounts” story)
(See the photo CNN used on their website of her and her husband for the “Trump accounts” story)
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December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Is it just me or does Susan Dell look like a mash-up of the Mar-A-Largo look and Groucho Marx’s eyebrows?
(See the photo CNN used on their website of her and her husband for the “Trump accounts” story)
(See the photo CNN used on their website of her and her husband for the “Trump accounts” story)
Grok roasts….Elon’s package.
And it can get even more absurd?
And it can get even more absurd?
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Grok roasts….Elon’s package.
And it can get even more absurd?
And it can get even more absurd?
Black Friday over at house:
The wife and our son decide to hit the mall.
Me: printing orders for our two Etsy stores just like I did after Thanksgiving dinner.
The wife and our son decide to hit the mall.
Me: printing orders for our two Etsy stores just like I did after Thanksgiving dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Black Friday over at house:
The wife and our son decide to hit the mall.
Me: printing orders for our two Etsy stores just like I did after Thanksgiving dinner.
The wife and our son decide to hit the mall.
Me: printing orders for our two Etsy stores just like I did after Thanksgiving dinner.
Many modern-day women will attest this still happens more often than you think…
Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Many modern-day women will attest this still happens more often than you think…
Bring him back, you monsters!
The Spaceman was a fixture of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in the 1950s.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bring him back, you monsters!
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
In less than 48 hours, many of you will be eating turkey when relatives who worship MAGA.
If you must engage, just remind them that so many of those MAGA accounts the follow on X and/or META have unwittingly been unmasked by Musk and they’re not Americans like they purport to be.
If you must engage, just remind them that so many of those MAGA accounts the follow on X and/or META have unwittingly been unmasked by Musk and they’re not Americans like they purport to be.
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
In less than 48 hours, many of you will be eating turkey when relatives who worship MAGA.
If you must engage, just remind them that so many of those MAGA accounts the follow on X and/or META have unwittingly been unmasked by Musk and they’re not Americans like they purport to be.
If you must engage, just remind them that so many of those MAGA accounts the follow on X and/or META have unwittingly been unmasked by Musk and they’re not Americans like they purport to be.
So in his mind, throwing two instead of one makes it better or worse?
Gregory Bovino’s deposition is out. Check here and @chicagotribune.com for highlights. Throughout, Bovino was evasive and combative. In this, while being asked about a photo showing him throwing tear gas, Bovino said: “You said canister. I threw two. That’s plural.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So in his mind, throwing two instead of one makes it better or worse?
This is why the guy who looks like a human version of Sonic the Hedgehog’s hair is so full of shit about girls being let into the Boy Scouts.
To revoke the partnership the pentagon has with the Scouts is a sign a of man compensating for his mediocrity ways and small package.
To revoke the partnership the pentagon has with the Scouts is a sign a of man compensating for his mediocrity ways and small package.
Thousands of people across the U.S. recently found a blue grocery bag tied to their door handle. Residents filled the bags with canned food and items, then placed the full bags back outside their door. (via @stlpublicradio.bsky.social)
A 40-year-old Scouting America tradition of food donation got its start in St. Louis
Scouting for Food became a national Scouting America program in 1988, expanding across the country as thousands of scouts collectively gathered hundreds of thousands of pounds of shelf-stable goods for food insecure residents in their local communities.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is why the guy who looks like a human version of Sonic the Hedgehog’s hair is so full of shit about girls being let into the Boy Scouts.
To revoke the partnership the pentagon has with the Scouts is a sign a of man compensating for his mediocrity ways and small package.
To revoke the partnership the pentagon has with the Scouts is a sign a of man compensating for his mediocrity ways and small package.
Star Wars ranking:
Rogue One
The Mandalorian
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Obi-Wan
Everything else is somewhere in my rankings.
Fight me if you dare.
Rogue One
The Mandalorian
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Obi-Wan
Everything else is somewhere in my rankings.
Fight me if you dare.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Star Wars ranking:
Rogue One
The Mandalorian
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Obi-Wan
Everything else is somewhere in my rankings.
Fight me if you dare.
Rogue One
The Mandalorian
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Obi-Wan
Everything else is somewhere in my rankings.
Fight me if you dare.
No soup for you, Charlie Brown
You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No soup for you, Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown is a good man. But we still need to make fun of someone since a certain 🍊 could be too much of a hot potato for some people.
So what's the Charlie Brown meme
or is it just natural migration of oh just use Charlie Brown in this manner?
someone tell meeeee
or is it just natural migration of oh just use Charlie Brown in this manner?
someone tell meeeee
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Charlie Brown is a good man. But we still need to make fun of someone since a certain 🍊 could be too much of a hot potato for some people.
But only a blockhead like you would enter Mordor, Charlie Brown
One does not simply walk into Mordor, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
But only a blockhead like you would enter Mordor, Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown has one of those punchable faces only a total blockhead could have.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Charlie Brown has one of those punchable faces only a total blockhead could have.
I have no fucks to give. They all turned on their Email OOO messages and went on vacation, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I have no fucks to give. They all turned on their Email OOO messages and went on vacation, Charlie Brown.
There were fucks given.
By whom?
Dunno. I have no idea how many people have any left. I sure don’t.
By whom?
Dunno. I have no idea how many people have any left. I sure don’t.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
There were fucks given.
By whom?
Dunno. I have no idea how many people have any left. I sure don’t.
By whom?
Dunno. I have no idea how many people have any left. I sure don’t.