unhip semi-old fart with a bad hip
@canglong333.bsky.social
Rumored to be a meat popsicle. But, really a leprechaun. Maybe a dirtbag.
Warning: typos and snark ahead. I’m pissed off. Bad hip/knee.
Spicy like Laoganma sauce.
Unhip like @imtiredthatisall.lol said. And proud of it! :)
Warning: typos and snark ahead. I’m pissed off. Bad hip/knee.
Spicy like Laoganma sauce.
Unhip like @imtiredthatisall.lol said. And proud of it! :)
Grok roasts….Elon’s package.
And it can get even more absurd?
And it can get even more absurd?
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Grok roasts….Elon’s package.
And it can get even more absurd?
And it can get even more absurd?
Dating Elon according to Grok….
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Dating Elon according to Grok….
Musk has impregnated Grok with his brain….there’s no way you can convince me he isn’t telling Grok what to say…
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Musk has impregnated Grok with his brain….there’s no way you can convince me he isn’t telling Grok what to say…
I just looked out my bathroom window and what do I see?
A World Series omen…..
A World Series omen…..
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I just looked out my bathroom window and what do I see?
A World Series omen…..
A World Series omen…..
Did I sound flip?
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Did I sound flip?
Caption this….
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Caption this….
Caption this.
I’ll go first.
“I didn’t realize ‘Head of State’ meant this….”, thought Marco.
I’ll go first.
“I didn’t realize ‘Head of State’ meant this….”, thought Marco.
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Caption this.
I’ll go first.
“I didn’t realize ‘Head of State’ meant this….”, thought Marco.
I’ll go first.
“I didn’t realize ‘Head of State’ meant this….”, thought Marco.
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
(Read the alt text…)
(Read the alt text…)
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
(Read the alt text…)
(Read the alt text…)
Talk about trashy people….
October 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Talk about trashy people….
Just watch he’s gonna tell us Amelia Earhart fell through a time wormhole and came out on this side last month.
September 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just watch he’s gonna tell us Amelia Earhart fell through a time wormhole and came out on this side last month.
Well, that must have been a steel-toed one, then
September 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well, that must have been a steel-toed one, then
Goddam it, I’m still getting the Jerry update message….
Jerry needs to be saved!!!!
Jerry needs to be saved!!!!
September 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Goddam it, I’m still getting the Jerry update message….
Jerry needs to be saved!!!!
Jerry needs to be saved!!!!
In case you’re wondering about “Jerry Update” in the trending posts….it’s @jcsalterego.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
In case you’re wondering about “Jerry Update” in the trending posts….it’s @jcsalterego.bsky.social
Oh, because Taylor Swift is moving here…. NOW people want to say Ohio is cool.
M’kay….
M’kay….
August 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, because Taylor Swift is moving here…. NOW people want to say Ohio is cool.
M’kay….
M’kay….
August 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This news should make us afraid…
August 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This news should make us afraid…
The Takashi Murakami exhibit Cleveland Art Museum last weekend My wife talked me into going. Not my normal likes for Japanese art, but it was interesting. The first photo…you can see my wife in the lower right corner.
July 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Takashi Murakami exhibit Cleveland Art Museum last weekend My wife talked me into going. Not my normal likes for Japanese art, but it was interesting. The first photo…you can see my wife in the lower right corner.
What 4 fictional characters are you a combination of?
July 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What 4 fictional characters are you a combination of?
The guy I know…his hat is basically this.
July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The guy I know…his hat is basically this.
So, “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” is one of those workplace cliches that I know makes most people ignore it that much more.
I used it three or four times early in my career after the move to Cleveland and gave up when I saw the (sometime malicious) compliance rates versus apathy.
I used it three or four times early in my career after the move to Cleveland and gave up when I saw the (sometime malicious) compliance rates versus apathy.
June 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So, “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” is one of those workplace cliches that I know makes most people ignore it that much more.
I used it three or four times early in my career after the move to Cleveland and gave up when I saw the (sometime malicious) compliance rates versus apathy.
I used it three or four times early in my career after the move to Cleveland and gave up when I saw the (sometime malicious) compliance rates versus apathy.
Wait… 46 years old is NOT a senior….
June 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Wait… 46 years old is NOT a senior….
Alright….here’s a picture.
But I’ve blotted out my face….no, I’m not a tease. But I’ve got a good reason.
The actress is Qin Hailu (秦海璐).
She’s done movies & TV. Got into acting by accident. Auditioned at the big Drama Academy when she meant to go Beijing Opera school. Was Zhang Ziyi’s classmate.
But I’ve blotted out my face….no, I’m not a tease. But I’ve got a good reason.
The actress is Qin Hailu (秦海璐).
She’s done movies & TV. Got into acting by accident. Auditioned at the big Drama Academy when she meant to go Beijing Opera school. Was Zhang Ziyi’s classmate.
June 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Alright….here’s a picture.
But I’ve blotted out my face….no, I’m not a tease. But I’ve got a good reason.
The actress is Qin Hailu (秦海璐).
She’s done movies & TV. Got into acting by accident. Auditioned at the big Drama Academy when she meant to go Beijing Opera school. Was Zhang Ziyi’s classmate.
But I’ve blotted out my face….no, I’m not a tease. But I’ve got a good reason.
The actress is Qin Hailu (秦海璐).
She’s done movies & TV. Got into acting by accident. Auditioned at the big Drama Academy when she meant to go Beijing Opera school. Was Zhang Ziyi’s classmate.
Oh, this is gonna get ugly, isn’t it?
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh, this is gonna get ugly, isn’t it?