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Greatest moment of my life is getting blocked by Rudy Giuliani on Twatter. Will block all bigots and MAGAts.
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I've seen CEOs getting way too much hate on here lately. CEOs regularly go the extra mile so we know a company is in good hands. Take Meta, for example. Mark Zuckerberg holds quarterly meetings to convince investors that he's not a virgin. That's the kind of leadership that earns you the big bucks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Why yes I did spend $16 on gourmet chocolate after therapy today. Why do you ask?
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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This is a deranged use for Alt Text captions and I am thunderingly here for it.
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent trees I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching the funniest movie ever made. What do you think I'm watching?
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Jason got what he deserved #StrangerThings
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just found out someone I used to work with passed over the summer. RIP, man.
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I admit it. The only person I won't be sad to see get killed is Mike. I hate that guy. #StrangerThings
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He wouldn't be a coward like Chuck Schumer.
#photography #birds #seagulls

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November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Watching #StrangerThings again. Is it me or is the music in the scene where Benny catches Eleven different?
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Sounds about right.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He wouldn't be a coward like Chuck Schumer.
#photography #birds #seagulls

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November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He wouldn't cave to the Republicans.
#photography #birds #seagulls

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November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Please vote for my friend's photo! If she wins, #TheHumaneSociety gets $10,000! #photography #NewHampshire #Fall americasfavoritephotos.com/v/wsf2fj
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November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. It's in second place!
#photography #birds #seagulls

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November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Please vote for my silly little seagull photo. He would peck out the eyes of ICE agents.
#photography #birds #seagulls #FuckICE

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November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
True Fact Saturday
BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Please vote for my friend's photo! If she wins, #TheHumaneSociety gets $10,000! #photography #NewHampshire #Fall americasfavoritephotos.com/v/wsf2fj
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November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What a good day. Got kissed by 3 dogs and got to pet a cat.
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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This is Maverick. He's not the biggest fan of this rain jacket but has learned the value of choosing his battles. Has chosen to raise hell in the bathtub later instead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: maverickthegoldennn)
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Please vote for my bff's amazing photo in the America’s Favorite Photos competition! #photography #landscape #NewHampshire

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November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I made it to the quarrer finals! Please vote for my silly little seagull photo in the America’s Favorite Photos competition! If I win, ##HabitatForHumanity gets $10,000. #photography #birds #seagulls
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November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM