Candii D’apple
@candiidapple.bsky.social
God’s favorite slut, DoxyPEP’s worst nightmare
Everyone say happy birthday Siri!
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Everyone say happy birthday Siri!
On my way to a dog’s birthday party, this is what happiness feels like
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
On my way to a dog’s birthday party, this is what happiness feels like
I started doing drag in 2016 rip in peace
January 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I started doing drag in 2016 rip in peace
Looking through 2016 pics like damn I looked so good in this headshot!!!
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Looking through 2016 pics like damn I looked so good in this headshot!!!
If you are looking for ways to better take care of yourself, Finch is an amazing tool to have in your belt! It helped pull me out of a 3 year depression/dissociative cycle and built solid routines that feel like second nature at this point. Plus you can dress the cute penguin up!!!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
If you are looking for ways to better take care of yourself, Finch is an amazing tool to have in your belt! It helped pull me out of a 3 year depression/dissociative cycle and built solid routines that feel like second nature at this point. Plus you can dress the cute penguin up!!!!!!
I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Ban-
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Ban-
And when I come back from Turkey with a full head of hair… what then?
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
And when I come back from Turkey with a full head of hair… what then?
Spot the difference
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Spot the difference
It’s 2026 and I’ve decided falling in love with a cutie I met in the jackhammer bathroom is all apart of the plan
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It’s 2026 and I’ve decided falling in love with a cutie I met in the jackhammer bathroom is all apart of the plan
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Wrecked! At FuckStick
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Wrecked! At FuckStick
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
I had the most vivid dream about going to a gloryhole play space 😬🫣
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I had the most vivid dream about going to a gloryhole play space 😬🫣
Do yall know that scene in the ghost haunting movies where the demon gets exorcised from a person/home and there’s a wave of calm and serenity that clears out the foul energy?
High key that happened to me recently but like with my inner demons/saboteur
High key that happened to me recently but like with my inner demons/saboteur
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Do yall know that scene in the ghost haunting movies where the demon gets exorcised from a person/home and there’s a wave of calm and serenity that clears out the foul energy?
High key that happened to me recently but like with my inner demons/saboteur
High key that happened to me recently but like with my inner demons/saboteur
I’ll never forgive Danika Blake for saying there would be a professional photographer and videographer at her one night themed competition and it was just her girlfriend who had just started taking photos 2 weeks prior to the event (and other reasons obvi) (still got this pic tho)
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I’ll never forgive Danika Blake for saying there would be a professional photographer and videographer at her one night themed competition and it was just her girlfriend who had just started taking photos 2 weeks prior to the event (and other reasons obvi) (still got this pic tho)
If yall think im annoying now, imagine knowing me when I was hardcore doing musical theatre
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
If yall think im annoying now, imagine knowing me when I was hardcore doing musical theatre
2026 is the year I finally focus my efforts away from penetrative sex to explore it as a (w)hole
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
2026 is the year I finally focus my efforts away from penetrative sex to explore it as a (w)hole
Need to consider the untapped markets* when it comes to gay bears
*pokemon themed drag shows
*pokemon themed drag shows
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Need to consider the untapped markets* when it comes to gay bears
*pokemon themed drag shows
*pokemon themed drag shows
ALL MY GIRLS AT THE PARTY LOOK THAT BODY SHAKIN THAT THING LIKE YOU NEVER DID SEE GOT A NICE PACKAGE ALRIGHT GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO RIDE IT TONIGHT
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
ALL MY GIRLS AT THE PARTY LOOK THAT BODY SHAKIN THAT THING LIKE YOU NEVER DID SEE GOT A NICE PACKAGE ALRIGHT GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO RIDE IT TONIGHT
Apple Music took me on a journey to a past life
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Apple Music took me on a journey to a past life
My grandpa once said “if you’re good at something don’t do it for free” and sadly this mouth has been working overtime with no pay 😞
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My grandpa once said “if you’re good at something don’t do it for free” and sadly this mouth has been working overtime with no pay 😞
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
It’s 2026 and I’ve healed enough, bring me a 2-6 month long, soul crushing situationship 😈
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It’s 2026 and I’ve healed enough, bring me a 2-6 month long, soul crushing situationship 😈