Candii D’apple
@candiidapple.bsky.social
God’s favorite slut, DoxyPEP’s worst nightmare
ALL MY GIRLS AT THE PARTY LOOK THAT BODY SHAKIN THAT THING LIKE YOU NEVER DID SEE GOT A NICE PACKAGE ALRIGHT GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO RIDE IT TONIGHT
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
ALL MY GIRLS AT THE PARTY LOOK THAT BODY SHAKIN THAT THING LIKE YOU NEVER DID SEE GOT A NICE PACKAGE ALRIGHT GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO RIDE IT TONIGHT
Apple Music took me on a journey to a past life
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Apple Music took me on a journey to a past life
My grandpa once said “if you’re good at something don’t do it for free” and sadly this mouth has been working overtime with no pay 😞
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My grandpa once said “if you’re good at something don’t do it for free” and sadly this mouth has been working overtime with no pay 😞
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
It’s 2026 and I’ve healed enough, bring me a 2-6 month long, soul crushing situationship 😈
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It’s 2026 and I’ve healed enough, bring me a 2-6 month long, soul crushing situationship 😈
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
Gooning is a state of mind
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Gooning is a state of mind
Heavily in my top era
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Heavily in my top era
I need a butterfinger blizzard rn like I need air
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I need a butterfinger blizzard rn like I need air
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Ann Arquía, she/he/they 💙
BFF S4 Winner 🐆
Two-spirit indigenous latine🪶
BFF S4 Winner 🐆
Two-spirit indigenous latine🪶
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Ann Arquía, she/he/they 💙
BFF S4 Winner 🐆
Two-spirit indigenous latine🪶
BFF S4 Winner 🐆
Two-spirit indigenous latine🪶
Who sucks the cocksucker’s cock?
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Who sucks the cocksucker’s cock?
My entire timeline being the new HOP photoshoot… as God intended 😌
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
My entire timeline being the new HOP photoshoot… as God intended 😌
2026
IN: leaving unhinged thirst comments on hot people’s posts
OUT: silicone based lube
IN: leaving unhinged thirst comments on hot people’s posts
OUT: silicone based lube
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
2026
IN: leaving unhinged thirst comments on hot people’s posts
OUT: silicone based lube
IN: leaving unhinged thirst comments on hot people’s posts
OUT: silicone based lube
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Happy New Year, this honse has cleared 2025! Now for 2026, YEAR OF THE HORSE!
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Happy New Year, this honse has cleared 2025! Now for 2026, YEAR OF THE HORSE!
IN: Tyra Banks’ hot ice cream
OUT: syphilis
OUT: syphilis
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
IN: Tyra Banks’ hot ice cream
OUT: syphilis
OUT: syphilis
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OUT: feeling sorry for yourself
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
OUT: feeling sorry for yourself
This just popped up on tumblr…. Do you think it’s legit?! 😂😭😂😭
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This just popped up on tumblr…. Do you think it’s legit?! 😂😭😂😭
ATE A VEGETABLE
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
ATE A VEGETABLE
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Fuck a New Year’s kiss, I want some New Year’s dick!
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fuck a New Year’s kiss, I want some New Year’s dick!
Kinda lost the plot for a couple years but I’m back btw
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Kinda lost the plot for a couple years but I’m back btw
If your mouth game isn’t A+ with an honorary mention from Nancy Reagan, do NOT buy an at home gloryhole!!
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If your mouth game isn’t A+ with an honorary mention from Nancy Reagan, do NOT buy an at home gloryhole!!
Bobby loves is kinda the tea idk
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Bobby loves is kinda the tea idk
What if I competed in the gag off again?
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
What if I competed in the gag off again?
