Candii D’apple
@candiidapple.bsky.social
God’s favorite slut, DoxyPEP’s worst nightmare
I put my entire pussy into this spinach and artichoke dip and break pudding btw
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I put my entire pussy into this spinach and artichoke dip and break pudding btw
Most fuckable cereal mascot, argue with yourself!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Most fuckable cereal mascot, argue with yourself!!
A bleach blonde bear is always gonna flood my basement idk what to tell you
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A bleach blonde bear is always gonna flood my basement idk what to tell you
Whoaaaaaa this hit really hard!! Thank you so much for this and I hope your day gets a little better!!! Here’s a pic of my friend’s dog Katrina really happy to be getting belly rubs 💖💖💖
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whoaaaaaa this hit really hard!! Thank you so much for this and I hope your day gets a little better!!! Here’s a pic of my friend’s dog Katrina really happy to be getting belly rubs 💖💖💖
You couldn’t tell her ANYTHING
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You couldn’t tell her ANYTHING
Today’s Candii’s birthday like that bitch really is my other half, I’d be nothing without her. Anyways here’s her first time out in public (Halloween)
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today’s Candii’s birthday like that bitch really is my other half, I’d be nothing without her. Anyways here’s her first time out in public (Halloween)
What if I turned my focus on being Chicago’s premier Lady Gaga impersonator? Like come on we look exactlyyyy the same!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What if I turned my focus on being Chicago’s premier Lady Gaga impersonator? Like come on we look exactlyyyy the same!!!!
Sometimes I forget my dad was riff raff in the Boston rocky horror shadow cast in the late 80’s/early 2000’s like low key my dad is cool as fuck
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sometimes I forget my dad was riff raff in the Boston rocky horror shadow cast in the late 80’s/early 2000’s like low key my dad is cool as fuck
Damn fuck my drag
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Damn fuck my drag
Me at my friends at 3:01 after waiting in the Charlie’s line with them for 15 minutes
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me at my friends at 3:01 after waiting in the Charlie’s line with them for 15 minutes
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re slutty Carrie Bradshaw’s “Carrie” necklace?
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re slutty Carrie Bradshaw’s “Carrie” necklace?
20 minute mug challenge in 2025
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
20 minute mug challenge in 2025
Now when I’m wearing all gold at boots tonight and yall see my bag and shoes don’t match, mind your business!
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Now when I’m wearing all gold at boots tonight and yall see my bag and shoes don’t match, mind your business!
This costume is about to be soooooo niche and sooooooo cunt
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This costume is about to be soooooo niche and sooooooo cunt
This is Candii now that she’s 860 miles away from that franchise of Coldstone
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is Candii now that she’s 860 miles away from that franchise of Coldstone
Holloween 2013 will forever leave me speechless because why did I get in a lot of trouble at my job (Coldstone creamy) because this was “going too far”?
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Holloween 2013 will forever leave me speechless because why did I get in a lot of trouble at my job (Coldstone creamy) because this was “going too far”?
I can’t stop saying fierce
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I can’t stop saying fierce
I thought I was serving in this 20 minute mug for a production of rock of ages in 2016
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I thought I was serving in this 20 minute mug for a production of rock of ages in 2016
Post club 7-eleven hot dogs on a random person’s stoop really hit hard
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Post club 7-eleven hot dogs on a random person’s stoop really hit hard
I decided on my Halloween costume for boots btw
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I decided on my Halloween costume for boots btw
Telepathically telling this gorgeous thick man on the bus that I’m free all night and the bus drops off right in front of my apartment
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Telepathically telling this gorgeous thick man on the bus that I’m free all night and the bus drops off right in front of my apartment
A couple weeks ago I got a sign that the love of my life is a Sagittarius so if you’re a Sagittarius hit me up
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A couple weeks ago I got a sign that the love of my life is a Sagittarius so if you’re a Sagittarius hit me up
Loooooove when my therapist tells me I’m doing a great job
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Loooooove when my therapist tells me I’m doing a great job
One more long shift before my weekend 😩
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
One more long shift before my weekend 😩