Jason Harris
canadasoundsnice.bsky.social
Jason Harris
@canadasoundsnice.bsky.social
I may be stupid,
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Switch up your swear words to keep them potent.
Call someone a piece of fuck.
Tell them to go shit themselves.
Keep the magic alive.
February 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Watch this, not the other thing happening today
LIVE: PUPPY AND KITTEN INAUGURATION
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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If you see a two toed sloth, that’s Fuck Around Freddie. He found out.
January 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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He wants so desperately to be profound, but instead this stuff comes across as super weird and uncomfortable.
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Why are pe-ople 🎶

So fuck-ing dumb 🎶
January 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
List of steps to be a good person:

1: Don’t be an asshole
2: Care about the wellbeing of people
3: Respect people’s rights

Weird how most of our government doesn’t fit these standards…
January 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Having a pet has been known to reduce stress and lower blood pressure.

[Sound of glass shattering from another room]

I'm so glad I have my cat to help me reduce my stress and blood pressure.
January 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
this little fucker right here pisses me off so much and he is my worst enemy and he makes my life so difficult and I could never live without him and he is my best friend and I love him I love him I love him I
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
if people weren’t assholes, then…

nvm that was too big of an assumption to make
January 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
“If thou fuck around, thou shalt find out.” Goes insanely hard
To Mike Johnson,

Thou shalt not ‘impose conditions’ on disaster aid to California.

California is the 6th largest economy in the world.

If thou fuck around, thou shalt find out.
January 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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A man credibly accused of sexual assault cannot be trusted to run the largest military on Earth.
January 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Petition to rename “Common Sense” to “Mythical Sense” because WOW is it not common these days
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Y’all I started playing DOOM Eternal and now I’m massacring demons IRL I think I get it now
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Facts! 🎯🎯🎯
December 11, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Well gang,

Looks like we have to fight, and defeat, a compilation of history’s greatest evils all at once. Civil War, WW2, the Cold War, greed, racism, sexism, ignorance, fascism…hell is empty and all the demons are here.

Let’s fucking go.
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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gee i wonder why the billionaires were suppressing our links exposing their endless crimes against humanity
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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100% accurate.
December 3, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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During Trump’s last term, he made over 30,000 false or misleading claims. It’s always important to verify facts. For instance, he once stated that ‘raking the forest’ could help prevent forest fires.
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
why does body make sick hurt
November 22, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (19th century): one who pays great attention to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 PM
If politicians were any denser they’d turn into a black hole
November 22, 2024 at 12:15 AM