guy who calls it cold slaw
@calmch0wder.bsky.social
the white shrek
forgot to come on here and say coys
May 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
forgot to come on here and say coys
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Something I noticed today is we have been hearing a lot less about Elon Musk lately. The reason, as it turns out, is he died of an overdose of speedballs (HGH mixed with Ozempic) last Thursday he injected into his neck. He has not been found in the bathroom of his home yet as no one loves him.
May 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Something I noticed today is we have been hearing a lot less about Elon Musk lately. The reason, as it turns out, is he died of an overdose of speedballs (HGH mixed with Ozempic) last Thursday he injected into his neck. He has not been found in the bathroom of his home yet as no one loves him.
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"I do not go to the cinema in the 40s to watch reality reflected back at me. I watch Bugs Bunny for the same reason the Mesopotamians sat at the feet of storytellers and listened to stories about Gilgamesh: because this guy rules." - @bransonreese.bsky.social bringing the heat
Hare Ribbin' (1944)
Bugs is chased into a lake by a Russian Poodle who speaks with a thick Russian accent; the rest of the story unfolds under water.
letterboxd.com
May 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"I do not go to the cinema in the 40s to watch reality reflected back at me. I watch Bugs Bunny for the same reason the Mesopotamians sat at the feet of storytellers and listened to stories about Gilgamesh: because this guy rules." - @bransonreese.bsky.social bringing the heat
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In these uncertain times,
one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.
one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.
April 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In these uncertain times,
one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.
one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.
do any sports twitter expats have a screenshot of that time they shared a picture of all the Sabres at a bills tailgate and Zach benson had a Mich ultra in his hand
April 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
do any sports twitter expats have a screenshot of that time they shared a picture of all the Sabres at a bills tailgate and Zach benson had a Mich ultra in his hand
Beverly Hills Cop might be one of the best movies of all time
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Beverly Hills Cop might be one of the best movies of all time
bills
I do think it’s super important right now and in the foreseeable future to really value moments of joy and to be intentional about making as many of them as you can
January 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
bills
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It’s cool that with VAR it now only takes 20 minutes to confirm that one guy’s shoulder was one millimeter offside. Accuracy is important. Also important: respecting the efforts of guys routinely falling down like they’ve been shot with the gun from ERASER if a defender breathes too hard
December 26, 2024 at 9:35 PM
It’s cool that with VAR it now only takes 20 minutes to confirm that one guy’s shoulder was one millimeter offside. Accuracy is important. Also important: respecting the efforts of guys routinely falling down like they’ve been shot with the gun from ERASER if a defender breathes too hard
I am reckless with the Instagram likes tonight
December 23, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I am reckless with the Instagram likes tonight
it’s da yearning for me
December 23, 2024 at 2:35 AM
it’s da yearning for me
Ray Romano severely underrated
December 21, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Ray Romano severely underrated
it’s the mountain goats everybody
December 14, 2024 at 11:36 PM
it’s the mountain goats everybody
I would watch interstellar again but I don’t have a failing relationship I’m trying to hold together (it added like 3 months no joke)
December 11, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I would watch interstellar again but I don’t have a failing relationship I’m trying to hold together (it added like 3 months no joke)
she ejected before date 2
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 PM
she ejected before date 2
Dogs are comfortable at moms
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Dogs are comfortable at moms
Braelon Allen league winner mode activated
December 8, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Braelon Allen league winner mode activated
making shrimps campy
December 4, 2024 at 1:50 AM
making shrimps campy
went on a date and accidentally brought up bugs bunny within the first 5 minutes
accidentally told hinge match that the last two movies I watched were gettysburg and ricky stanicky
November 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
went on a date and accidentally brought up bugs bunny within the first 5 minutes
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whether u love or hate Kurt Cobain, theres one thing u cant deny:
if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once
if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once
November 30, 2024 at 2:08 AM
whether u love or hate Kurt Cobain, theres one thing u cant deny:
if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once
if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once
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The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍
thanksgiving top 3 holiday for that sparkling grape juice
November 29, 2024 at 2:27 AM
thanksgiving top 3 holiday for that sparkling grape juice
The thanks giver
November 28, 2024 at 4:34 PM
The thanks giver
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Oh Austin Powers is funny to you? The guy who supplied the false British intelligence saying that Saddam Hussein was horny? Randy? That his mojo was a threat to global stability? I guess I fail to see the humor.
November 26, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Oh Austin Powers is funny to you? The guy who supplied the false British intelligence saying that Saddam Hussein was horny? Randy? That his mojo was a threat to global stability? I guess I fail to see the humor.
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Me at thanksgiving dinner: Sports are a Trojan horse for the far right,
November 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Me at thanksgiving dinner: Sports are a Trojan horse for the far right,
accidentally told hinge match that the last two movies I watched were gettysburg and ricky stanicky
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 AM
accidentally told hinge match that the last two movies I watched were gettysburg and ricky stanicky