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Max E. Milian 🚫👑🐸
@callmemax.bsky.social
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Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, and vintage books. Battle-scarred survivor of DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of Tom Collins, bourbon & ginger, and sticky buns.
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Max E. Milian 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · Jun 27
So…there’s a lot of downtime in the office. Let me do something constructive to pass the time.

How about a 🧵 of all the guest voices on The Simpsons:
callmemax.bsky.social
Ok back to bed.
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
We are way beyond Abolish ICE. We are now at Burn ICE 🔥

Those motherfuckers need to be fried!
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
Moved the cars into the driveway, left all the wipers up, and placed the shovels next to the door. Planning to be out of the office all this coming week. Bring on the snow!❄️
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
#NowSpinning The Doors “Live in Copenhagen” (2025 #RSD release)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #thedoors #rock #recordstoreday #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
#NowSpinning La Ley “MTV Unplugged” (2025)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #laley #latinrock #alternativerock #firsttimeonvinyl #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
This morning’s Dunkin’ run was brought to you by zero. As in it feels like 0 degrees in this fucking cold 🥶
Box of donuts and a cup of iced green tea with a straw set on a stove.
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
Bruh, fcf has got me in a chokehold 😅

Bravo 👏
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Invisible Burt
January 23, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Seated for “Diabolique” (1955) 🍿

In this classic French #FilmNoir, the cruel and abusive headmaster of a boarding school, Delassalle, becomes the target of a murder plot hatched by his meek, sickly wife and the mistress he brazenly flaunts. Then his body disappears.

#filmsky
Theatrical poster for “Diabolique”
January 23, 2026 at 7:06 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
#NowSpinning Elvis Presley “From Elvis In Memphis” (1975)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #elvispresley #rock #soul #country #blues #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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#NowSpinning Devo – Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!” (1978; 2025 reissue)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #devo #rock #rhino #highfidelity #newwave #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
#NowSpinning Harry Nilsson “Pussy Cats” (1974)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #harrynilsson #rock #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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#NowSpinning Prince and The Revolution “Pop Life” (1985)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #prince #funk #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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#NowSpinning Soda Stereo “Canción Animal” (1990; 2025 reissue)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #sodastereo #latinrock #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man! Premieres tonight on HBO
Poster for the HBO Original - Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man - Now Streaming
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
callmemax.bsky.social
Seated for “Take This Job and Shove It” (1981) 🍿

A junior executive is ordered to boost output in the hometown brewery where his old friends work.

#filmsky
Theatrical poster for “Take This Job and Shove It”
January 22, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Max E. Milian 🚫👑🐸
coachfinstock.bsky.social
Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
Banded together from remote countries, are sixteen of the most sinister villains of all time - the Board of Peace!
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
Snow storm essentials:

-Milk
-Bread
-Toilet paper
-Pizzas
-Nuggets
-Brownie mix
-Popcorn
-Gin
-Bourbon
-My boo
-List of movies to watch
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
Too bad his plane didn’t crash. Got my hopes up 🫤
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
what’s your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
Do y’all remember what happened to the president in The Day After Tomorrow?
ricksrambles.bsky.social Rick Garrett @ricksrambles.bsky.social · 4d
I'm not a young man. I've been watching the weather for 50+ years. This may be the most significant winter storm I've seen.
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
callmemax.bsky.social
“Some campaigners came to her shop and told her that Trump would be good for business and against the LGBTQ agenda.

“I was immediately hooked,” she said.”

Fuck all the way off as the leopards eat your face.

#resist
cingraham.bsky.social Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 4d
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
Voting for Trump — and regretting it Sharif, the Madina Mall shop owner who fears she may have to return to the bad old days of having a boss, gave out an exasperated sigh. “Would you believe if I told you I voted for this man?” she said, referring to Trump. Sharif is not politically active, but in 2024, some campaigners came to her shop and told her that Trump would be good for business and against the LGBTQ agenda. “I was immediately hooked,” she said. She voted Republican for the first time. Now, chagrined, she said, “I never thought the man I put in office would come for my family, make me financially struggle and cause me so much fear that I carry my passport when I go to the bathroom,” she said, pointing at the mall’s bathrooms. “I feel as though the weapon I built is coming to kill me and my people,” she said.
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 PM
callmemax.bsky.social
Bloodbath on my retirement accounts 😩

Fuckin’ Trump 😡 It’s time to overthrow this administration.

www.cnbc.com/2026/01/19/s...
Dow slides 870 points, S&P 500 drops 2% for worst day since October on Trump tariff threat over Greenland: Live updates
Treasury yields spiked and the U.S. dollar declined as Trump's threat caused a flight from U.S. assets.
www.cnbc.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM