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Max E. Milian 🚫👑🐸
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Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, and vintage books. Battle-scarred survivor of DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of Tom Collins, bourbon & ginger, and sticky buns.
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Max E. Milian 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · Jun 27
So…there’s a lot of downtime in the office. Let me do something constructive to pass the time.

How about a 🧵 of all the guest voices on The Simpsons:
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A poem for #AlexPetti by Amanda Gorman.

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Murdered by ICE. We wake with no words, just woe
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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I don’t care if the Seahawks or Rams win this game. Whoever wins needs to beat the Patriots.
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Ok but we all know that the athletes housed in the athletes village at the Olympics hook up with each other. I mean they even put in beds that don’t easily break from fucking.
newyorker.com The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 13h
“Heated Rivalry” is a phenomenon. For the openly gay Olympic freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy, the story felt personal. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen myself reflected onscreen like that, in such a substantial way. The parallels are kind of insane.” newyorkermag.visitlink.me/i-CFfj
Gus Kenworthy Lived an Olympic Version of “Heated Rivalry”
Ahead of a comeback in Milan, the Olympic freestyle skier and actor discusses alley-oops, auditions, and coming out of the closet as a professional athlete.
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January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Seated for “Bob Dylan: Don’t Look Back” (1967) 🍿

In 1965, 23-year old Bob Dylan toured the United Kingdom and director D.A. Pennebaker was allowed behind the scenes to provide one of the most intimate glimpses of the private and frequently cantankerous songwriter. Excellent documentary.

#filmsky
Theatrical poster for “Bob Dylan: Don’t Look Back”
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Ok back to bed.
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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We are way beyond Abolish ICE. We are now at Burn ICE 🔥

Those motherfuckers need to be fried!
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Moved the cars into the driveway, left all the wipers up, and placed the shovels next to the door. Planning to be out of the office all this coming week. Bring on the snow!❄️
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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#NowSpinning The Doors “Live in Copenhagen” (2025 #RSD release)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #thedoors #rock #recordstoreday #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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#NowSpinning La Ley “MTV Unplugged” (2025)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #laley #latinrock #alternativerock #firsttimeonvinyl #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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This morning’s Dunkin’ run was brought to you by zero. As in it feels like 0 degrees in this fucking cold 🥶
Box of donuts and a cup of iced green tea with a straw set on a stove.
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Bruh, fcf has got me in a chokehold 😅

Bravo 👏
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Invisible Burt
January 23, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Seated for “Diabolique” (1955) 🍿

In this classic French #FilmNoir, the cruel and abusive headmaster of a boarding school, Delassalle, becomes the target of a murder plot hatched by his meek, sickly wife and the mistress he brazenly flaunts. Then his body disappears.

#filmsky
Theatrical poster for “Diabolique”
January 23, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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#NowSpinning Elvis Presley “From Elvis In Memphis” (1975)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #elvispresley #rock #soul #country #blues #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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#NowSpinning Devo – Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!” (1978; 2025 reissue)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #devo #rock #rhino #highfidelity #newwave #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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#NowSpinning Harry Nilsson “Pussy Cats” (1974)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #harrynilsson #rock #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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#NowSpinning Prince and The Revolution “Pop Life” (1985)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #prince #funk #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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#NowSpinning Soda Stereo “Canción Animal” (1990; 2025 reissue)

#vinyl #vinylcollection #vinilo #vinilos #sodastereo #latinrock #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man! Premieres tonight on HBO
Poster for the HBO Original - Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man - Now Streaming
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Seated for “Take This Job and Shove It” (1981) 🍿

A junior executive is ordered to boost output in the hometown brewery where his old friends work.

#filmsky
Theatrical poster for “Take This Job and Shove It”
January 22, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Banded together from remote countries, are sixteen of the most sinister villains of all time - the Board of Peace!
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Snow storm essentials:

-Milk
-Bread
-Toilet paper
-Pizzas
-Nuggets
-Brownie mix
-Popcorn
-Gin
-Bourbon
-My boo
-List of movies to watch
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Too bad his plane didn’t crash. Got my hopes up 🫤
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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what’s your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 PM