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Max 🚫👑🐸
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Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, vintage books, and G.I. Joe. Battle-scarred survivor of the DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of beer, bourbon, and sticky buns.
Pinned
So…there’s a lot of downtime in the office. Let me do something constructive to pass the time.

How about a 🧵 of all the guest voices on The Simpsons:
Lucky for me it’s a holiday.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I wouldn’t feel safe flying with the Felon’s administration at the wheel.
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If there’s anything promising to take away from Senate Democrats fumbling their leverage, it’s that this is the catalyst to push out the old guard who are unwilling to fight.

#resist
MoveOn, Indivisible, Our Revolution, and 6 Democrats have called on Chuck Schumer to step aside as leader.

So we asked all 40 Democratic senators who didn’t cave to Republicans if they still think Schumer is the right leader.

Here's what they said.

@andrewperez.bsky.social @swin24.bsky.social
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Seated for “Torch Song” (1953) 🍿

A hardened Broadway comedy star (Joan Crawford) becomes attracted to a blind pianist (Michael Wilding). The film marked Crawford’s return to MGM after leaving the studio for Warner Brothers.

#filmsky
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fuck it, let’s just buy some subs and hurl them at Senate Democrats.
a cartoon of a man with a slice of bread on his chest
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media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
10, 20, 30% is not a reasonable chance. It’s the same as 0% with these Republican assholes, you feckless cunts.

#resist
Angus King: "This initial strategy didn't work. And now we have one. We're gonna have a guaranteed vote on the ACA, and it may not succeed. I grant that. But a reasonable chance -- 10, 20, 30% -- is a lot better than 0% which is where we were."
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Senate Democrats: “We fold!”

Me:
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
An orchestrated plan by Senate Democrats to off-ramp a fumble.
Here are the 8 Democratic senators who just voted to move forward with an agreement to end the shutdown:

Catherine Cortez Masto
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Maggie Hassan
Tim Kaine
Angus King (I)
Jacky Rosen
Jeanne Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
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media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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"PROMISE OF A VOTE ON HEALTHCARE"
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Senate Democrats:
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Primary this motherfucker!

#resist
If Republicans want to talk about long-term fixes to ACA affordability, Democrats are ready.

But in the meantime, doing nothing is derelict. People will go bankrupt, people will lose insurance, and people will get sicker.

Republicans cannot continue doing nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How much do you want to bet that FOX will drown out the boos during the Commanders game?

#resist
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Seated for “The Great Jewel Robber” (1950) 🍿

Docudrama about a master thief who steals valuables from society homes between 1947-1948.

The film is based on the life of Gerard Dennis, a "society thief" who stole more than $600,000 worth of jewels.

1/2

#filmsky #FilmNoir
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just remember Cornell graduates have always been considered 🤡
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM