Max 🚫👑🐸
@callmemax.bsky.social
Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, vintage books, and G.I. Joe. Battle-scarred survivor of the DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of beer, bourbon, and sticky buns.
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Max 🚫👑🐸
@callmemax.bsky.social
· Jun 27
So…there’s a lot of downtime in the office. Let me do something constructive to pass the time.
How about a 🧵 of all the guest voices on The Simpsons:
How about a 🧵 of all the guest voices on The Simpsons:
Good for the workers. I’ll have to locate the nearest Starbucks that is on strike so I can see white people lose their shit over not getting a latte.
Starbucks Union Announces Nationwide Strike
Starbucks Union Announces Nationwide Strike
More than 1,000 union baristas at 65 stores across 40 cities are striking. In Seattle, workers will picket outside stores in the U-District (4147 University Way NE) and on Queen Anne (1144 Elliott Ave...
www.thestranger.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Good for the workers. I’ll have to locate the nearest Starbucks that is on strike so I can see white people lose their shit over not getting a latte.
Good thing HHS scrapped bird flu vaccine work 🙄
NEW: Washington state reports human case of bird flu, patient hospitalized. Waiting for CDC confirmation
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Good thing HHS scrapped bird flu vaccine work 🙄
JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of War Hegseth announces Operation Spear to remove “narco-terrorists from our Hemisphere”
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Goon a movie.
Gooned and Confused.
Gooned and Confused.
Goon a movie.
Logoon.
Logoon.
Goon a movie.
Disneys A Goony Movie
Disneys A Goony Movie
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Goon a movie.
Gooned and Confused.
Gooned and Confused.
Ugh traffic is going to be unbearable again tomorrow morning.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ugh traffic is going to be unbearable again tomorrow morning.
I’m the midst of all the Epstein Epstein Trump pedophile news, my orchid decided to bloom. And there are two more on the way.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m the midst of all the Epstein Epstein Trump pedophile news, my orchid decided to bloom. And there are two more on the way.
#NowSpinning Antonio Carlos Jobim “The Composer of Desafinado, Plays” (1963; 2025 reissue)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #antoniojobim #jazz #latinjazz #bossanova #musicsky #vinylsky #jazzsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #antoniojobim #jazz #latinjazz #bossanova #musicsky #vinylsky #jazzsky
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#NowSpinning Antonio Carlos Jobim “The Composer of Desafinado, Plays” (1963; 2025 reissue)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #antoniojobim #jazz #latinjazz #bossanova #musicsky #vinylsky #jazzsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #antoniojobim #jazz #latinjazz #bossanova #musicsky #vinylsky #jazzsky
Omg 😆…thoughts and chairs
Let me remind you…..
THE NORTH REMEMBER!!
THE NORTH REMEMBER!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Omg 😆…thoughts and chairs
Ugh, I forgot to set my DVR 😩
#ComingUpOnTCM
JOURNEY INTO FEAR (1943) Joseph Cotten, Dolores del Rio, Ruth Warrick, Orson Welles
Dirs.: Norman Foster, Orson Welles 8:45 AM
A munitions expert gets mixed up with gunrunners in Turkey.
1h 9m | Drama | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty
JOURNEY INTO FEAR (1943) Joseph Cotten, Dolores del Rio, Ruth Warrick, Orson Welles
Dirs.: Norman Foster, Orson Welles 8:45 AM
A munitions expert gets mixed up with gunrunners in Turkey.
1h 9m | Drama | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ugh, I forgot to set my DVR 😩
I’m just fucking sick and tired of people holding on to incriminating shit just so they can save it for their fucking books!
And we need to stop promoting and buying those fucking books.
#resist
And we need to stop promoting and buying those fucking books.
#resist
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m just fucking sick and tired of people holding on to incriminating shit just so they can save it for their fucking books!
And we need to stop promoting and buying those fucking books.
#resist
And we need to stop promoting and buying those fucking books.
#resist
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Finally! But watch a R pull back his/her vote to fail reaching the threshold. That’s been their plan all along.
#resist
#resist
BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Finally! But watch a R pull back his/her vote to fail reaching the threshold. That’s been their plan all along.
#resist
#resist
John Carpenter’s ‘Toy Story 5’
A killer toy leaps on the competition.
A killer toy leaps on the competition.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
John Carpenter’s ‘Toy Story 5’
A killer toy leaps on the competition.
A killer toy leaps on the competition.
#NowSpinning Sheena Easton “No Sound But A Heart” (1987; 2024 reissue)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #sheenaeaston #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #sheenaeaston #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
#NowSpinning Sheena Easton “No Sound But A Heart” (1987; 2024 reissue)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #sheenaeaston #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #sheenaeaston #pop #musicsky #vinylsky
If you need a 15-year car loan, you shouldn’t be buying a car. It’s another Trump grift so that car insurance companies can take more of your money. Trump’s helping his cronies line their pockets with your income.
#resist
#resist
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If you need a 15-year car loan, you shouldn’t be buying a car. It’s another Trump grift so that car insurance companies can take more of your money. Trump’s helping his cronies line their pockets with your income.
#resist
#resist
#NowSpinning Mary J. Blige “Gratitude” (2025)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #maryjblige #randb #musicsky #vinylsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #maryjblige #randb #musicsky #vinylsky
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#NowSpinning Mary J. Blige “Gratitude” (2025)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #maryjblige #randb #musicsky #vinylsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #maryjblige #randb #musicsky #vinylsky
Lucky for me it’s a holiday.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Lucky for me it’s a holiday.
Reposted by Max 🚫👑🐸
Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)
I wouldn’t feel safe flying with the Felon’s administration at the wheel.
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I wouldn’t feel safe flying with the Felon’s administration at the wheel.
If there’s anything promising to take away from Senate Democrats fumbling their leverage, it’s that this is the catalyst to push out the old guard who are unwilling to fight.
#resist
#resist
MoveOn, Indivisible, Our Revolution, and 6 Democrats have called on Chuck Schumer to step aside as leader.
So we asked all 40 Democratic senators who didn’t cave to Republicans if they still think Schumer is the right leader.
Here's what they said.
@andrewperez.bsky.social @swin24.bsky.social
So we asked all 40 Democratic senators who didn’t cave to Republicans if they still think Schumer is the right leader.
Here's what they said.
@andrewperez.bsky.social @swin24.bsky.social
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If there’s anything promising to take away from Senate Democrats fumbling their leverage, it’s that this is the catalyst to push out the old guard who are unwilling to fight.
#resist
#resist
Seated for “Torch Song” (1953) 🍿
A hardened Broadway comedy star (Joan Crawford) becomes attracted to a blind pianist (Michael Wilding). The film marked Crawford’s return to MGM after leaving the studio for Warner Brothers.
#filmsky
A hardened Broadway comedy star (Joan Crawford) becomes attracted to a blind pianist (Michael Wilding). The film marked Crawford’s return to MGM after leaving the studio for Warner Brothers.
#filmsky
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Seated for “Torch Song” (1953) 🍿
A hardened Broadway comedy star (Joan Crawford) becomes attracted to a blind pianist (Michael Wilding). The film marked Crawford’s return to MGM after leaving the studio for Warner Brothers.
#filmsky
A hardened Broadway comedy star (Joan Crawford) becomes attracted to a blind pianist (Michael Wilding). The film marked Crawford’s return to MGM after leaving the studio for Warner Brothers.
#filmsky
#NowPlaying Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton “Say Forever You'll Be Mine” (1975)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #porterwagoner #dollyparton #country #musicsky #vinylsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #porterwagoner #dollyparton #country #musicsky #vinylsky
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#NowPlaying Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton “Say Forever You'll Be Mine” (1975)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #porterwagoner #dollyparton #country #musicsky #vinylsky
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #porterwagoner #dollyparton #country #musicsky #vinylsky
#NowPlaying Fleetwood Mac “Mirage” (1982; 2025 reissue)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #fleetwoodmac #rock #musicsky #vinylsky #mofi
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #fleetwoodmac #rock #musicsky #vinylsky #mofi
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#NowPlaying Fleetwood Mac “Mirage” (1982; 2025 reissue)
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #fleetwoodmac #rock #musicsky #vinylsky #mofi
#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #fleetwoodmac #rock #musicsky #vinylsky #mofi
Fuck it, let’s just buy some subs and hurl them at Senate Democrats.
a cartoon of a man with a slice of bread on his chest
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a slice of bread on his chest
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fuck it, let’s just buy some subs and hurl them at Senate Democrats.