banner
calicocatface.bsky.social
@calicocatface.bsky.social
Stung by bees, picking flowers in my dreams.
(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿)
Didn't Jesus noclip to Heaven?
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reposted
When two samurai meet, it becomes a battlefield⚔️

侍同士が出会うとこうなりますっ☆
今回はギリ勝てましたが次はわかりませんっ☆
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The road to hell is paved with cliched phrases.
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I walked into a gay bar and asked for a stiff one
and said get me a whiskey too.
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Lots of random screaming and howling in this ‘The Stooges’ song. I think he might be on drugs.
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Reposted
Only need two more subscribers! I think? Should I start teenage Pokemon again if we get there? This time I would make it funny a promise
Hey it's my birthday! And I forgot I have a youtube channel that sometimes gets some views on there. If I get to 1,000 subscribers I might be able to run ads on videos and buy my kids hanburgers with the proceeds? I think we just need like 40 more. Consider it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnbV...
SSB Villager
YouTube video by JanHalmes
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reposted
Hey it's my birthday! And I forgot I have a youtube channel that sometimes gets some views on there. If I get to 1,000 subscribers I might be able to run ads on videos and buy my kids hanburgers with the proceeds? I think we just need like 40 more. Consider it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnbV...
SSB Villager
YouTube video by JanHalmes
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@tronknotts.bsky.social happy birthday, thank you for being you 💖
December 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
@tronknotts.bsky.social what's the clinical role of of the CGAS/GAF scale?
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Reposted
Yo! Way ahead of you with the fuck Liam Neeson campaign 😅
Liam Neeson in racism storm after admitting he wanted to kill a black man
The actor admits he once set out to kill an innocent black man after someone close to him was raped.
www.bbc.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When goes the grief stop?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Peter Gabriel is to Phil Collins what Michael Keaton is to Bruce Willis.
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Reposted
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reposted
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thinking about how Rooster Teeth tried for years to make "real" movies and "real" TV shows when they're most famous and beloved for a Halo cartoon made in a spare bedroom, an anime started by one overworked nerd (RIP Monty), and for their Let's Play's where they annoy the fuck out of each other.
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My heart aches for all those teenager and children in Australia who are under the age of 16 and live with abusive parents and caregivers, or are disabled, who's worlds have been made infinitely smaller, more isolated and vulnerable to harm.
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Reposted
As the trans community have known for a while now - the definition of activist is someone who dares to state they exist
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Accidentally hit the AI button on DuckDuckGo.
Let It Enfold You is an album by Sense Fail, not The Used.
Track 1 and 3 listed are on The Used's In Love and Death, and track 2 is on their self titled album.

Fucking useless piece of shit technology.
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Gendered bathroom door signs but one says “Threat” and the other “Victim”.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Pepto dismal
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Chungus Khan
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM