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c
@calebrice.bsky.social
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biologist, developer, musician, etc.
and now for my next trick:
i love finding our cats in Silly Places™... like, wdym you're taking a nap on a towel in the linen closet? wdym you're asleep in the laundry hamper? wdym you're *under* the blanket on the couch and i accidentally just sat on you? wdym you're in the bathtub? wdym you're curled up in the sink? wdym yo
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
btw Threads is exactly the cesspool you'd expect it to be, given the Məta of it all
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
every time the Norris Lab publishes, it's fr like new hEDS lore has dropped 🙏🏻
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the zoomed-out, full-body shots with miles of headroom 💀 such effortless shade.
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.

Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
perhaps the most disconcerting harm wrought by our increasingly AI-generated written content is the way our every space's inundation with it seems to be homogenizing our individual writing styles.
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
cc: all
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
as someone who fucked up one too many times in his early twenties, i take great solace in knowing how unconscionable it is to the rest of the world that any American locale should be as unnavigable and unsafe for pedestrians as are cities in the Midwest.
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
r/ehlersdanlos is literally just a rolodex of anecdotes concerning medical professionals not doing their fucking jobs, truthfully
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
idk who needs to hear this, but you can usually bypass a news article's paywall by switching to Reader mode while the site is still loading 👀
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bethaneigh,

I am writing to request prior authorization for seizing the means of production and eating the rich. Is this a request to which you are amenable? Please let me know.

I appreciate your immediate attention to this matter and look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Best,

Caleb
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
i have something to confess: sometimes, when i'm playing Beethoven's Sonata Pathétique (which he wrote at the age of 27 while actively going deaf and becoming increasingly aware of it), when it goes from the slow, sad intro to the pissed-off faster part, it literally makes me cry lmaooooo
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
it's this exact perspective that's kept us at the bottom of a pit of despair for actual, literal years now. to peddle this black-pilled, nihilistic hopelessness is to affirm that everything is pointless, that any effort is futile, and that, perhaps, we're right for wanting to die about it. 👎🏻🍅🗑️
"Rebuild." Pssh. Look around you at the absolute wretched state of the US elite. Look at the sad, corporate-captured, power-worshiping media. Look at the distracted, deluded, increasingly spectacle-addicted US public. Look at the denuded, decrepit set of ideas allowed in our discourse. Look.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
ambiguity, as a mode of psychological warfare, is such a wildly effective means of evoking distress because it requires literally nothing of the assailant: omit the right details and the target eviscerates themself with their own uncertainty.

haunting made easy! /s
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
watching through Stranger Things for the first time and currently on season 4. anyway, i just have to say... mean girl skate to the face scene? i got high on the catharsis fr
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
my latest work includes ending the voicemail i left for republican senator Rick Scott with "i ***really*** look forward to hearing back from you" in the thickest fake-smile fagcent you've heard this side of the Mississippi <3
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
runescape usernames. go.
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
a BSN is no longer considered a professional degree, but you'd better believe an MDiv is, naturally 🤠
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"consciousness might be what metabolism feels like from the inside"

ummmmmm 🤯
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Fulnecky wrote 742 words of online-evangelical lorem-ipsum claptrap" 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
do you??
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM