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Some of it goes back to when Nic smacked George. Ok so she shouldn't have smacked him, she ought to have used a different punishment, but that's when he saw how he could do something wrong and then manipulate people to feel sorry for him and blame someone else. #TheArchers
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I wonder whether any baby in #TheArchers has been born in the planned location. I truly hope Phoebe's can be born in Blackpool and avoid Kate for it's first few hours at least.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The strangest thing of all about the stuck in the past, cumudgeonly Mulligan is that Esme found his will on the computer! #TheArchers
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
And George, already milking his selfless Markie betrayal. Jolene, if they're after George, maybe don't bring him into the pub by employing him. #TheArchers
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm finding David and Ruth more tiresome than usual. They're such martyrs. What is the point of this unknown, uncared for farmer's storyline? #TheArchers
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Azra has lost the plot. No the scriptwriters have lost the previous scripts. #TheArchers
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I would think that training Pip would be as important as training Cleo and Rosie. #TheArchers
September 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
A dog, a child, a stuffed toy and three adults. What could possibly go wrong? #TheArchers
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Brad seems to have got to the bottom of Amber's teeth vereering obsession there. Bullied at school and now bullied on social media? #TheArchers
September 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My levels of anxiety are raised every time this man speaks. We MUST make sure he never moves into 10 Downing Street.
Led By Donkeys have got Fartrage's number.
September 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Will Stella go back to Home Farm? Or will she, more sensibly, use the excuse of finding a new job far from Ambridge to extricate herself from Pip? #TheArchers
August 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Laurence is a despicable old racist womaniser, but why are Zainab and Chelsea hanging around with Martyn? #TheArchers
August 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Surely they need more than one tractor and trailer to work alongside the combine harvester? #TheArchers
August 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Jolene spoke with an Inspector! How likely would that be? #TheArchers
July 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I think anyone who has ever administered tablets to a cat will find the Tortoise storyline rather unbelievable! #TheArchers
July 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I spent months on this investigation and gathered docs from the UK courts, Land Registry and a French local authority, to show that Raynor and Moth Winn's story is not as they claim. @tortoisemedia.bsky.social @observeruk.bsky.social
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The real Salt Path: how the couple behind a bestseller le...
Penniless and homeless, the Winns found fame and fortune with the story of their 630-mile walk to salvation. We can reveal it was far from the truth
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July 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Who on earth would agree to entertain the very recent girlfriend of their imprisoned son? What does George want Amber to find/do when she visits? #TheArchers
June 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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“Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you’ll never make it through the night.” — Leia Organa
June 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
On the subject of the hideous "call me Father Crispin" I don't see why he cannot conduct the funeral in his own parish, wherever that is. Alan could certainly have objected to him using St Stephens. But he won't be conducting it anywhere now. Good. And Alan should refuse too. #TheArchers
June 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
That brought back memories of what a truly horrible old woman Peggy was. Amongst all the weeping and wailing about how marvellous she was, I had started to believe I'd remembered her wrongly, but no, I hadn't. #TheArchers
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Farm Sunday was dire. Why on earth do Pip and David need to speak in that forced way? #TheArchers
June 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm pleased to hear that Fallon has realised her life is much improved now that the constant refrain of "oh luv" has vanished from her life. #TheArchers
June 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Is it very likely that the villagers of Ambridge would only know about Underwoods Local when it opened it's doors for business? Susan would most certainly have heard! #TheArchers
June 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I think the fact that Imami (???) said that Martha could concentrate when she was interested in something spoke more about the quality of the activities in nursery than Martha's possible Foetal Alcohol Syndrome/spectrum disorder. #TheArchers
May 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Unbelievable behaviour from Helen and Ian regarding Dane. Helen embarrassingly keen, and Ian making a year 7 student look mature. What is wrong with them? #TheArchers
May 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM