Drew
@caladan.bsky.social
Aussie dansker 🏳️🌈🦘🇩🇰 he/him, liker of sci-fi 🖖 gardening 🧑🌾 and other things I can't recall right now. Home 🧑🤝🧑🐈⬛ is in Denmark
Morning all! My week has started off with my dick receiving a huge compliment.
At least that's how I'm taking my ex from 15+ years ago contacting me to say that he wants it.
At least that's how I'm taking my ex from 15+ years ago contacting me to say that he wants it.
February 2, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Morning all! My week has started off with my dick receiving a huge compliment.
At least that's how I'm taking my ex from 15+ years ago contacting me to say that he wants it.
At least that's how I'm taking my ex from 15+ years ago contacting me to say that he wants it.
It's arguable how much vitamin D I'm actually getting from this walk, but it's so lovely 🌞 The wind can calm down a bit though 🥶
February 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
It's arguable how much vitamin D I'm actually getting from this walk, but it's so lovely 🌞 The wind can calm down a bit though 🥶
Beer, wine, pizza, port & chocolate were just what I needed, no, deserved, this evening 😌
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Beer, wine, pizza, port & chocolate were just what I needed, no, deserved, this evening 😌
Good morning! This coffee is very much needed, but it's just to tide me over until that end of day wine which I can hear beckoning to me 🍷
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Good morning! This coffee is very much needed, but it's just to tide me over until that end of day wine which I can hear beckoning to me 🍷
Now I finished it 🤯 Two 700+ page books done and we're still only in January! Took me all last year to read 3 books. Hopefully I can keep up the momentum for the rest of the year.
Halfway through book 2 of this year. Who am I and what did I do with the other Drew?!
January 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Now I finished it 🤯 Two 700+ page books done and we're still only in January! Took me all last year to read 3 books. Hopefully I can keep up the momentum for the rest of the year.
Husband brought home a fastelavnsboller for me, so he can stay a little while longer
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Husband brought home a fastelavnsboller for me, so he can stay a little while longer
I really hate the marketing term "for the whole family" when it always means for children/child friendly. Because it sure as hell never means two gay men and their cat.
January 26, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I really hate the marketing term "for the whole family" when it always means for children/child friendly. Because it sure as hell never means two gay men and their cat.
Halfway through book 2 of this year. Who am I and what did I do with the other Drew?!
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Halfway through book 2 of this year. Who am I and what did I do with the other Drew?!
Just went to start making dinner, thinking how delicious it will be. Realised I somehow didn't buy the main ingredient 😑
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Just went to start making dinner, thinking how delicious it will be. Realised I somehow didn't buy the main ingredient 😑
Sending out invites to my 40th seven months in advance so everyone can plan their summer holidays around me
a woman in a pink dress is covering her face with her hands while wearing a ring .
Alt: Bette White in a pink dress and dangly earings moves her hands away from covering her face and lifts them up into the air, she's smiling and looking around - the centre of attention
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January 25, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Sending out invites to my 40th seven months in advance so everyone can plan their summer holidays around me
Dear Brits, you'll be happy to know that I finished the Marmite. It was vaguely enough like Vegemite for an Aussie who has been deprived too long. But I still can't get over the consistency, it's just not right. Please keep your Marmite to yourselves.
My mother in law has come back from a trip to London with some Tim Tams for me (yay!) but also Marmite (😶) instead of Vegemite. I could already tell looking down at the bottle in the bag & had to muster up all my energy to prepare to say how exciting, never tried it, looking forward to it 😬
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Dear Brits, you'll be happy to know that I finished the Marmite. It was vaguely enough like Vegemite for an Aussie who has been deprived too long. But I still can't get over the consistency, it's just not right. Please keep your Marmite to yourselves.
How do people who regularly dream stand it?!? First I had to deal with drawers flooded with water & that had mould on the back, then the cafe didn't have any eggs at breakfast time, then a whole army of people showed up at my place uninvited & complained the drinks weren't cold.
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 AM
How do people who regularly dream stand it?!? First I had to deal with drawers flooded with water & that had mould on the back, then the cafe didn't have any eggs at breakfast time, then a whole army of people showed up at my place uninvited & complained the drinks weren't cold.
Husband and kitty have fallen asleep snuggled up together next to me on the couch 😍🥹
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Husband and kitty have fallen asleep snuggled up together next to me on the couch 😍🥹
Oh no, we just watched a heartfelt movie so now I'm all emotional. Another beer will surely help.
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Oh no, we just watched a heartfelt movie so now I'm all emotional. Another beer will surely help.
I've spent all week staring at contracts and spreadsheets and I'm so glad I neither became a lawyer nor an accountant 😵💫
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I've spent all week staring at contracts and spreadsheets and I'm so glad I neither became a lawyer nor an accountant 😵💫
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you're from
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you're from
The doorbell just rang itself. Thank god that happened during the daytime.
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 AM
The doorbell just rang itself. Thank god that happened during the daytime.
Due to a really stressful work situation at the moment, I have approached management at home & applied for dispensation from the no drinking on weekdays policy. I'm taking "you're a grown man" as an emphatic support in favour of my application 🍻
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Due to a really stressful work situation at the moment, I have approached management at home & applied for dispensation from the no drinking on weekdays policy. I'm taking "you're a grown man" as an emphatic support in favour of my application 🍻
QOTD
What countries have you driven in?
Australia
Denmark
USA (because old work made me go there)
What countries have you driven in?
Australia
Denmark
USA (because old work made me go there)
QOTD
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Germany
Canada
Slovenia
Iceland
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Germany
Canada
Slovenia
Iceland
QOTD
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Canada
America
Netherlands
Greece
Portugal
Denmark
Czech Republic
Germany
Italy
Spain
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Canada
America
Netherlands
Greece
Portugal
Denmark
Czech Republic
Germany
Italy
Spain
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 AM
QOTD
What countries have you driven in?
Australia
Denmark
USA (because old work made me go there)
What countries have you driven in?
Australia
Denmark
USA (because old work made me go there)
Wow 🤩 FINALLY getting a chance to see Aurora from my own home 😍
(Naturally the camera picks up more than human eyes, but the green and red hues are visible to the naked eye)
(Naturally the camera picks up more than human eyes, but the green and red hues are visible to the naked eye)
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Wow 🤩 FINALLY getting a chance to see Aurora from my own home 😍
(Naturally the camera picks up more than human eyes, but the green and red hues are visible to the naked eye)
(Naturally the camera picks up more than human eyes, but the green and red hues are visible to the naked eye)
Introducing the husband to Sister Act and of course he is loving it. I'm not a fan of the Danish title of it though - Hello in the Monastery 🤔
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Introducing the husband to Sister Act and of course he is loving it. I'm not a fan of the Danish title of it though - Hello in the Monastery 🤔
The neighbours came by for a chat, but I ended up doing all the talking
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The neighbours came by for a chat, but I ended up doing all the talking
The cows are really fiesty lately.
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 AM
The cows are really fiesty lately.
Good morning! Today I need to put on my maid's dress and get all the chores done, because apparently it's not possible for my husband to do them with a newly broken arm. Always with the excuses 🙄
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Good morning! Today I need to put on my maid's dress and get all the chores done, because apparently it's not possible for my husband to do them with a newly broken arm. Always with the excuses 🙄