Jess
@caketease.bsky.social
Chaotic Clumsy | she/her | NYC
Host of the Stupid Little Games podcast (available everywhere!)
#gamedev 🦋 let’s connect!
Producer @ Mojang. Former Avalanche Studios & Stack Overflow.
Host of the Stupid Little Games podcast (available everywhere!)
#gamedev 🦋 let’s connect!
Producer @ Mojang. Former Avalanche Studios & Stack Overflow.
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Jess
@caketease.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Hello bluesky!
About me (updated):
- Host of Stupid Little Games podcast - out now!
- Have a shit demon cat named Digby who is very photogenic and sits like a human
- Game dev looking for new problems to solve (hire me!)
- Aging goth - loves witchy shit all year
- Loves memes and dad jokes
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About me (updated):
- Host of Stupid Little Games podcast - out now!
- Have a shit demon cat named Digby who is very photogenic and sits like a human
- Game dev looking for new problems to solve (hire me!)
- Aging goth - loves witchy shit all year
- Loves memes and dad jokes
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I’m excited to go get my hair done bc my stylist also works at a bird sanctuary and I get to hear about the latest bird drama. There’s always bird drama.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m excited to go get my hair done bc my stylist also works at a bird sanctuary and I get to hear about the latest bird drama. There’s always bird drama.
Whether or not Trump actually blew Bill Clinton, Bill could save us all by saying publicly that he did. So do it Bill, doooo iiiiiit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Whether or not Trump actually blew Bill Clinton, Bill could save us all by saying publicly that he did. So do it Bill, doooo iiiiiit.
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It just feels like everything is being flattened. Rape, genocide, wildfires, etc etc is all just fodder for internet discourse rather than turning points that lead to… something, anything better or different.
It’s so true. It’s actually horrifying to see the memes and jokes about this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It just feels like everything is being flattened. Rape, genocide, wildfires, etc etc is all just fodder for internet discourse rather than turning points that lead to… something, anything better or different.
Fridays aren’t supposed to be this busy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fridays aren’t supposed to be this busy.
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[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
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Away with them to prison
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Away with them to prison
Oh no
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oh no
They don’t tell you that 90% of your job as a video game producer is setting up meetings.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They don’t tell you that 90% of your job as a video game producer is setting up meetings.
Oh hey did yall know that Twix makes cookies? Bc I didn’t know until yesterday that Twix makes cookies.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh hey did yall know that Twix makes cookies? Bc I didn’t know until yesterday that Twix makes cookies.
I’m going to say the most beautiful 9 words in the English language:
My last two meetings of the day were cancelled.
My last two meetings of the day were cancelled.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m going to say the most beautiful 9 words in the English language:
My last two meetings of the day were cancelled.
My last two meetings of the day were cancelled.
My mobile game is not subtle
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My mobile game is not subtle
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Another outfit too cute for WFH.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Another outfit too cute for WFH.
I fell asleep at like 9pm and now it’s 2:30 and I’m wide awake watching Hypothetical clips on YouTube.
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I fell asleep at like 9pm and now it’s 2:30 and I’m wide awake watching Hypothetical clips on YouTube.
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me scrolling the hmj feed
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
me scrolling the hmj feed
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh don’t mind me I’m just sitting here crying watching Zohran’s victory speech from last night no big deal I’m fine I’m fine.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh don’t mind me I’m just sitting here crying watching Zohran’s victory speech from last night no big deal I’m fine I’m fine.
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Damn, even the cat voting?
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Damn, even the cat voting?
Bayard gave me a few additions to my haunted house.
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bayard gave me a few additions to my haunted house.
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We live in the dumbest timeline, so play a game about it why don’tcha?
drugfire-games.itch.io/the-footlong...
Not my game, but one that still deserves appreciation in these unprecedented times lmao
drugfire-games.itch.io/the-footlong...
Not my game, but one that still deserves appreciation in these unprecedented times lmao
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We live in the dumbest timeline, so play a game about it why don’tcha?
drugfire-games.itch.io/the-footlong...
Not my game, but one that still deserves appreciation in these unprecedented times lmao
drugfire-games.itch.io/the-footlong...
Not my game, but one that still deserves appreciation in these unprecedented times lmao
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Hello all! Today is my birthday!!
And I have a favor to ask:
If you’re in NYC, please go out and vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!!
If you’re not in NYC, there’s a fundraiser for folks that could be food insecure this month with SNAP benefits in peril. Please give if you can. Link below!
And I have a favor to ask:
If you’re in NYC, please go out and vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!!
If you’re not in NYC, there’s a fundraiser for folks that could be food insecure this month with SNAP benefits in peril. Please give if you can. Link below!
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hello all! Today is my birthday!!
And I have a favor to ask:
If you’re in NYC, please go out and vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!!
If you’re not in NYC, there’s a fundraiser for folks that could be food insecure this month with SNAP benefits in peril. Please give if you can. Link below!
And I have a favor to ask:
If you’re in NYC, please go out and vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!!
If you’re not in NYC, there’s a fundraiser for folks that could be food insecure this month with SNAP benefits in peril. Please give if you can. Link below!