Chris Johns
@cajohns.bsky.social
Food and Travel Writer, National Culinary Advisor: Canadian Culinary Championship. Based in 🇪🇸
The Kennedy Center presents Beetlejuice The Musical
The Kennedy Center presents Sister Act, starring James Woods and the J6 Prison Choir
The Kennedy Center presents Othello, starring Kevin Sorbo.
February 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Kennedy Center presents Beetlejuice The Musical
Saw a headline today about this guy in the UK, a doctor apparently, who was convicted of sexually abusing his patients, but read that last word as “parents” and let me tell you, it shook me up.
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Saw a headline today about this guy in the UK, a doctor apparently, who was convicted of sexually abusing his patients, but read that last word as “parents” and let me tell you, it shook me up.
What if the AI is merciful and it does some really crazy shit, but people are, like: yeah, you know what, he had it coming.
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What if the AI is merciful and it does some really crazy shit, but people are, like: yeah, you know what, he had it coming.
The original raw dogger was this massive Māori dude I sat beside on a 14 hour flight to New Zealand back in like 2008. Didn’t even get up to use the washroom. Absolute unit.
January 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The original raw dogger was this massive Māori dude I sat beside on a 14 hour flight to New Zealand back in like 2008. Didn’t even get up to use the washroom. Absolute unit.
Expect to see the words, “militias loyal to Trump” used a lot in the coming years.
January 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Expect to see the words, “militias loyal to Trump” used a lot in the coming years.
For 80 years it’s the Nazi salute, but Elon busts a couple out and suddenly it’s all,”oh, that Roman salute was ill-advised.”
January 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
For 80 years it’s the Nazi salute, but Elon busts a couple out and suddenly it’s all,”oh, that Roman salute was ill-advised.”
Elon: burns cross while while wearing a KKK uniform
Media: he just smol boy
Media: he just smol boy
January 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Elon: burns cross while while wearing a KKK uniform
Media: he just smol boy
Media: he just smol boy
Putting the crypt back in crypto
January 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Putting the crypt back in crypto
Legal system be like 🤷♂️
January 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Legal system be like 🤷♂️
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i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
January 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
“He could preach the Bible like a preacher?” No shit, Boney M.
January 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“He could preach the Bible like a preacher?” No shit, Boney M.
People inserting the word, honestly, into every other sentence is honestly making me insane
January 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
People inserting the word, honestly, into every other sentence is honestly making me insane
I recently made the acquaintance of one gentleman named Noah and another named Joel. Did I then call one Noel and the other Jonah when addressing them? Indubitably.
January 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I recently made the acquaintance of one gentleman named Noah and another named Joel. Did I then call one Noel and the other Jonah when addressing them? Indubitably.
Expecting a typically thoughtful, measured and statesmanlike response from Trump about Trudeau.
January 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Expecting a typically thoughtful, measured and statesmanlike response from Trump about Trudeau.
Butterface? No. Buttermilk.
January 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Butterface? No. Buttermilk.
Americans will never know the joy of a great traditional Boxing Day movie marathon (Crumb/Like Mike)
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Americans will never know the joy of a great traditional Boxing Day movie marathon (Crumb/Like Mike)
What task will Elon give Trump next? Find out on this week’s episode of, The Apprentice!
December 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
What task will Elon give Trump next? Find out on this week’s episode of, The Apprentice!
Can’t even take a picture of my beautiful wife without one of these damn drones ruining the shot!
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Can’t even take a picture of my beautiful wife without one of these damn drones ruining the shot!
The drones are eating the pets
December 15, 2024 at 1:13 PM
The drones are eating the pets
Beyond Luigi, it feels to me like Americans are becoming more enthusiastic about and excited by killings and murder generally.
December 13, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Beyond Luigi, it feels to me like Americans are becoming more enthusiastic about and excited by killings and murder generally.
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December 9, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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Clearly, the only solution is to change the law to make this legal
This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Clearly, the only solution is to change the law to make this legal
My top artist on Spotify Wrapped this year? Kevin Federline. Again.
December 4, 2024 at 4:00 PM
My top artist on Spotify Wrapped this year? Kevin Federline. Again.
I’m super into my favorite hobby these days: catastrophizing
November 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I’m super into my favorite hobby these days: catastrophizing
Can you believe these numbnuts want to get rid of vaccines?
November 26, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Can you believe these numbnuts want to get rid of vaccines?