Chris Johns
@cajohns.bsky.social
Food and Travel Writer, National Culinary Advisor: Canadian Culinary Championship. Based in 🇪🇸
Can’t even take a picture of my beautiful wife without one of these damn drones ruining the shot!
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Can’t even take a picture of my beautiful wife without one of these damn drones ruining the shot!
Someone with better photoshop skills than me ought to take a crack at this one.
November 5, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Someone with better photoshop skills than me ought to take a crack at this one.
Force Majeure, but he abandons the wife and kids at mini-golf.
November 1, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Force Majeure, but he abandons the wife and kids at mini-golf.
Ray Parker Jr. Knows what’s up
October 31, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Ray Parker Jr. Knows what’s up
AI burnt the Minions
October 13, 2024 at 10:19 PM
AI burnt the Minions
It’s no glamour shot, but the other day I saw someone put a head of baby gem in his tonnato sauce before whizzing it up and thought: right, I’m trying that.
I like the way it sort of aerates the whole thing. Also, the pile of vegetables on a slick of the stuff is a big go-to around here lately.
I like the way it sort of aerates the whole thing. Also, the pile of vegetables on a slick of the stuff is a big go-to around here lately.
September 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
It’s no glamour shot, but the other day I saw someone put a head of baby gem in his tonnato sauce before whizzing it up and thought: right, I’m trying that.
I like the way it sort of aerates the whole thing. Also, the pile of vegetables on a slick of the stuff is a big go-to around here lately.
I like the way it sort of aerates the whole thing. Also, the pile of vegetables on a slick of the stuff is a big go-to around here lately.
Can’t recommend the Iliad enough!
Best as a Penguin audio book at 1.25 speed.
Best as a Penguin audio book at 1.25 speed.
August 25, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Can’t recommend the Iliad enough!
Best as a Penguin audio book at 1.25 speed.
Best as a Penguin audio book at 1.25 speed.
me and the 4 people who read my posts
August 16, 2024 at 5:49 AM
me and the 4 people who read my posts
Not a safety barrier in sight, just people living in the moment
August 5, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Not a safety barrier in sight, just people living in the moment
How exactly does one go about getting sponsored by Parmesan cheese?
July 31, 2024 at 9:23 PM
How exactly does one go about getting sponsored by Parmesan cheese?
Bet they could come off real easy
July 29, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Bet they could come off real easy
Good to be cooking again
July 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Good to be cooking again
Given the choice, this is always where I’d buy my Parmesan.
July 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Given the choice, this is always where I’d buy my Parmesan.
Not much better than libraries.
July 11, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Not much better than libraries.
Our book got shortlisted!
June 13, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Our book got shortlisted!
Can I get you anything from the snail shop? Anything at all as long as it’s snails.
June 6, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Can I get you anything from the snail shop? Anything at all as long as it’s snails.
Found it: the worst take in the history of takes
April 4, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Found it: the worst take in the history of takes
The last thing you see before going under for your neural implant (you don’t wake up)
January 30, 2024 at 7:40 AM
The last thing you see before going under for your neural implant (you don’t wake up)
Can’t decide if giving my 9-year-old daughter access to my Spotify makes my Wrapped lamer or way, way cooler.
November 29, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Can’t decide if giving my 9-year-old daughter access to my Spotify makes my Wrapped lamer or way, way cooler.
Not really looking for notes from this guy, but If I ever need to know the daintiest way to felate a stogie, I’ll know who to call
November 13, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Not really looking for notes from this guy, but If I ever need to know the daintiest way to felate a stogie, I’ll know who to call