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@caitlindean.bsky.social
‘Like if a Precious Moments figurine grew up.’ Pragmatic to a fault.
Vegetable sun, feline moon, California rising.
she/her
🌁 San Francisco
Vegetable sun, feline moon, California rising.
she/her
🌁 San Francisco
Had a nightmare that my mom came back from the dead. What the fuck kind of grief dream is THAT?
July 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Had a nightmare that my mom came back from the dead. What the fuck kind of grief dream is THAT?
1. Have a cupcake and coffee for breakfast.
2. Do a cardio workout.
3. Nearly vomit.
4. Take pride in treating my body as a temple.
2. Do a cardio workout.
3. Nearly vomit.
4. Take pride in treating my body as a temple.
July 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
1. Have a cupcake and coffee for breakfast.
2. Do a cardio workout.
3. Nearly vomit.
4. Take pride in treating my body as a temple.
2. Do a cardio workout.
3. Nearly vomit.
4. Take pride in treating my body as a temple.
‘This is a good box. Do you want to keep it?’
– @pfhobia.bsky.social, speaking my love language
– @pfhobia.bsky.social, speaking my love language
July 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
‘This is a good box. Do you want to keep it?’
– @pfhobia.bsky.social, speaking my love language
– @pfhobia.bsky.social, speaking my love language
In that weird grief stage (you know, because some of the stages are super normal) where I'm functioning like a totally regular human and also I almost broke down sobbing at the craft store last night because I saw some Sarah J. Maas books. I'm so sad about all the books she'll never read.
June 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
In that weird grief stage (you know, because some of the stages are super normal) where I'm functioning like a totally regular human and also I almost broke down sobbing at the craft store last night because I saw some Sarah J. Maas books. I'm so sad about all the books she'll never read.
I keep thinking that I'm the most stressed out I've ever been in my life, but also I haven't had a single nosebleed about it yet...so I guess this can't actually be my stress apex?
May 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I keep thinking that I'm the most stressed out I've ever been in my life, but also I haven't had a single nosebleed about it yet...so I guess this can't actually be my stress apex?
Yesterday my therapist basically gave me an A+ in grieving and today my optometrist and I watched goat yoga videos in the middle of my eye exam. This week is coming up Caitlin.
May 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Yesterday my therapist basically gave me an A+ in grieving and today my optometrist and I watched goat yoga videos in the middle of my eye exam. This week is coming up Caitlin.
My mom died last week, and that sucks. I did not expect to be out of parents in my 30s.
April 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My mom died last week, and that sucks. I did not expect to be out of parents in my 30s.
I’ve been in North Carolina for thirty seconds and I think I just broke the polite young man working at a fish and chips shop by asking him what a hush puppy is.
April 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’ve been in North Carolina for thirty seconds and I think I just broke the polite young man working at a fish and chips shop by asking him what a hush puppy is.
As it turns out, I *am* pale enough to sunburn through a UPF 50 shirt (+ a layer of sunscreen).
April 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
As it turns out, I *am* pale enough to sunburn through a UPF 50 shirt (+ a layer of sunscreen).
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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
In the last few weeks, I’ve completely unraveled several seemingly simple product features by just asking questions. Ask me to document something at your own risk.
March 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In the last few weeks, I’ve completely unraveled several seemingly simple product features by just asking questions. Ask me to document something at your own risk.
I don’t think jokes about someone’s disease are funny.
This is a post about Pete Hegseth, who is deeply unqualified for *any* job and is easy to make fun of for an endless list of valid reasons, and his alcoholism.
This is a post about Pete Hegseth, who is deeply unqualified for *any* job and is easy to make fun of for an endless list of valid reasons, and his alcoholism.
March 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t think jokes about someone’s disease are funny.
This is a post about Pete Hegseth, who is deeply unqualified for *any* job and is easy to make fun of for an endless list of valid reasons, and his alcoholism.
This is a post about Pete Hegseth, who is deeply unqualified for *any* job and is easy to make fun of for an endless list of valid reasons, and his alcoholism.
Hey QQ — is it possible to write your neighbor a letter asking them to stop throwing bottles of human urine into your herb garden that sounds sincerely polite and not wildly sarcastic (and furious)?
March 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey QQ — is it possible to write your neighbor a letter asking them to stop throwing bottles of human urine into your herb garden that sounds sincerely polite and not wildly sarcastic (and furious)?
Friendly reminder that you absolutely should not look at your 401(k) or net worth right now* 😵💫.
*Unless you voted for the orange guy. If you voted for him, then you’re required to look at your finances and think about what you’ve done. For shame.
*Unless you voted for the orange guy. If you voted for him, then you’re required to look at your finances and think about what you’ve done. For shame.
March 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Friendly reminder that you absolutely should not look at your 401(k) or net worth right now* 😵💫.
*Unless you voted for the orange guy. If you voted for him, then you’re required to look at your finances and think about what you’ve done. For shame.
*Unless you voted for the orange guy. If you voted for him, then you’re required to look at your finances and think about what you’ve done. For shame.
'Complete the set,' like I’m coordinating textiles in a living room.
✨The DayQuil Collection✨
✨The DayQuil Collection✨
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
'Complete the set,' like I’m coordinating textiles in a living room.
✨The DayQuil Collection✨
✨The DayQuil Collection✨
Just shopping for guillotine earrings, like one does.
February 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just shopping for guillotine earrings, like one does.
TurboTax, roasting me annually since 2010.
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
TurboTax, roasting me annually since 2010.
Maintaining some sense of sanity by cranking out steps on my walking pad while listening to a Bluey Sleep playlist.
February 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maintaining some sense of sanity by cranking out steps on my walking pad while listening to a Bluey Sleep playlist.
Huge day for flus and poxes. Big win.
February 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Huge day for flus and poxes. Big win.
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
February 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
Petition to replace the Pledge of Allegiance with the Girl Scout Law. Open to removing the ‘respect authority’ line.
February 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Petition to replace the Pledge of Allegiance with the Girl Scout Law. Open to removing the ‘respect authority’ line.
Reposted by cmd
Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
So help me, if Betty Suarez ends up with Matt Hartley....
February 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
So help me, if Betty Suarez ends up with Matt Hartley....
One thing I really like about myself is that I have no idea what Elon Musk’s voice sounds like.
February 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
One thing I really like about myself is that I have no idea what Elon Musk’s voice sounds like.
I 'accidentally' checked out 71 hours worth of audiobooks. Their due dates range from 12–21 days from now. Pray for me.
February 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I 'accidentally' checked out 71 hours worth of audiobooks. Their due dates range from 12–21 days from now. Pray for me.