cmd
@caitlindean.bsky.social
‘Like if a Precious Moments figurine grew up.’ Pragmatic to a fault.
Vegetable sun, feline moon, California rising.
she/her
🌁 San Francisco
Vegetable sun, feline moon, California rising.
she/her
🌁 San Francisco
Thanks, friend. I really appreciate it.
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thanks, friend. I really appreciate it.
Do your thing, measles! 🤞
April 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Do your thing, measles! 🤞
Good lord, I forgot how absolutely insufferable Knight is. 🤦🏼♀️
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Good lord, I forgot how absolutely insufferable Knight is. 🤦🏼♀️
Okay but am I allowed to miss my money if I don’t have kids?
April 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Okay but am I allowed to miss my money if I don’t have kids?
All this does is increase my rabid hunger for MORE BOYCOTTS. They’re working. Destroy him.
April 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
All this does is increase my rabid hunger for MORE BOYCOTTS. They’re working. Destroy him.
Obligatory ‘Pete won’t see your hilarious post, but your friends whose lives and families have been destroyed by this disease will see it’ addendum.
March 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Obligatory ‘Pete won’t see your hilarious post, but your friends whose lives and families have been destroyed by this disease will see it’ addendum.
Narrator: The people of Greenland did not, in fact, want to be part of America.
March 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Narrator: The people of Greenland did not, in fact, want to be part of America.
I love this so much. Thank you for sharing!
February 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love this so much. Thank you for sharing!