UsiHaagenti
@caffiendmonster.bsky.social
Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly
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Seriously most of these websites need users so that they have value
But they keep treating users worse and worse seeing how much slop and enshitification they can dump on us
For me if there are too many ads, monetization, addiction algorithms I cut it out
Yeah means I get less, but life is nicer
But they keep treating users worse and worse seeing how much slop and enshitification they can dump on us
For me if there are too many ads, monetization, addiction algorithms I cut it out
Yeah means I get less, but life is nicer
I'll never disable my ad blocker for most sites
We left what was a reasonable amount of ads or safe ads behind long long ago
If it stops working, I just stop using that site
I prefer supporting small creators directly without a greedy corpo involved if possible
Ads are a plague, end of story
We left what was a reasonable amount of ads or safe ads behind long long ago
If it stops working, I just stop using that site
I prefer supporting small creators directly without a greedy corpo involved if possible
Ads are a plague, end of story
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Seriously most of these websites need users so that they have value
But they keep treating users worse and worse seeing how much slop and enshitification they can dump on us
For me if there are too many ads, monetization, addiction algorithms I cut it out
Yeah means I get less, but life is nicer
But they keep treating users worse and worse seeing how much slop and enshitification they can dump on us
For me if there are too many ads, monetization, addiction algorithms I cut it out
Yeah means I get less, but life is nicer
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lore runs deep and snow just keeps falling
November 11, 2024 at 9:08 PM
lore runs deep and snow just keeps falling
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the two moods:
- I am a fearsome creature of the night, armed with powerful magic, regal as can be
- inflate me with as much helium gas I as I can physically contain and top me off at the first sign of losing pressure
- I am a fearsome creature of the night, armed with powerful magic, regal as can be
- inflate me with as much helium gas I as I can physically contain and top me off at the first sign of losing pressure
January 25, 2026 at 10:04 AM
the two moods:
- I am a fearsome creature of the night, armed with powerful magic, regal as can be
- inflate me with as much helium gas I as I can physically contain and top me off at the first sign of losing pressure
- I am a fearsome creature of the night, armed with powerful magic, regal as can be
- inflate me with as much helium gas I as I can physically contain and top me off at the first sign of losing pressure
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Should... she get little more?
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Should... she get little more?
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Same
I know i have a tendency to horny post a lot to people but i do like to hope people know that i do always see deeper than just the horny stuff even if it's the majority of what we talk about
January 24, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Same
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ah, how I love nothing more than to swing between this and just deadass not speaking unless spoken to
I know i have a tendency to horny post a lot to people but i do like to hope people know that i do always see deeper than just the horny stuff even if it's the majority of what we talk about
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
ah, how I love nothing more than to swing between this and just deadass not speaking unless spoken to
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(1/2)
"Pondering the Paunch"
Someone order him another pizza or three.
"Pondering the Paunch"
Someone order him another pizza or three.
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
(1/2)
"Pondering the Paunch"
Someone order him another pizza or three.
"Pondering the Paunch"
Someone order him another pizza or three.
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It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
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For streaming adult art...
Picarto or Piczel?
Or something else?
Picarto or Piczel?
Or something else?
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
For streaming adult art...
Picarto or Piczel?
Or something else?
Picarto or Piczel?
Or something else?
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I AM WAITING PATIENTLY
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I AM WAITING PATIENTLY
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Just a cartoony Crash pic i had flopping around in my head.
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Just a cartoony Crash pic i had flopping around in my head.
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She's full of Half-n-Half🥛
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 AM
She's full of Half-n-Half🥛
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Hypnotizing Hips for @bearonnali.bsky.social! LOVE the music here...
Check out all the full-res animations in my MEGA archive: tinyurl.com/hoodieanimations
Check out all the full-res animations in my MEGA archive: tinyurl.com/hoodieanimations
January 23, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Hypnotizing Hips for @bearonnali.bsky.social! LOVE the music here...
Check out all the full-res animations in my MEGA archive: tinyurl.com/hoodieanimations
Check out all the full-res animations in my MEGA archive: tinyurl.com/hoodieanimations
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ty for 800 followers! <3 i feel so lucky ^^
i would love your community feedback on what to draw and how to improve! obv i go for a certain semi-niche aesthetic, but if you follow me, i assume you're already into that shit lol
i would love your community feedback on what to draw and how to improve! obv i go for a certain semi-niche aesthetic, but if you follow me, i assume you're already into that shit lol
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
ty for 800 followers! <3 i feel so lucky ^^
i would love your community feedback on what to draw and how to improve! obv i go for a certain semi-niche aesthetic, but if you follow me, i assume you're already into that shit lol
i would love your community feedback on what to draw and how to improve! obv i go for a certain semi-niche aesthetic, but if you follow me, i assume you're already into that shit lol
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this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 AM
this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president
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His abrupt shift to "I WANT GREENLAND! BECAUSE REASONS! LOOK AT ME! I TOOK ANOTHER COGNITIVE TEST! I'M GONNA HAVE A BALLROOM!" with no consequences, all while the damn Epstein files *STILL* haven't been released, makes me want to rip holes in the wall over just how utterly stupid things have gotten.
a cartoon character named garfield is standing in a room with his mouth open
Alt: Garfield, as he appears in the "Garfield & Friends" cartoon, ripping a chunk out of the drywall in the kitchen doorway eating it.
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
His abrupt shift to "I WANT GREENLAND! BECAUSE REASONS! LOOK AT ME! I TOOK ANOTHER COGNITIVE TEST! I'M GONNA HAVE A BALLROOM!" with no consequences, all while the damn Epstein files *STILL* haven't been released, makes me want to rip holes in the wall over just how utterly stupid things have gotten.