UsiHaagenti
caffiendmonster.bsky.social
UsiHaagenti
@caffiendmonster.bsky.social
Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly
By www.furaffinity.net/user/centaurus
Been a bit since I got more of my gargoyle, Archedon.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A silly sticker I got from Bobert @bobertotter.bsky.social who is currently also holding a donation drive for a new computer! Check a look.

bsky.app/profile/bobe...
October 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It is national coffee day, so I am at full power. That is also Usi's birthday, canonically. (The character, not myself.)
To celebrate, have more bat rocking his merch. By @bobertotter.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
.....!
[[DealMaker]]
September 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This stoat works for Usi's massive (Employee owned, green, fair trade) coffee chain as both it's Chief Sales Officer and it's charity organizer. She tackles getting money with as much gusto as giving it away! She's good natured, but a little intense. By @bobertotter.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Nu-U Labs's Newest Creations

Blastfuse Bimbos

Are they mutants? Robots? Heavy demolition equipment? Personal escorts?

Yes!

ORDER NOW!

By @rompinpomps.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
As much as I am "the coffee guy", I actually DO like tea.

By @bobertotter.bsky.social featuring @10den11.bsky.social 's floofy boi, the respective cafe owners advertising their product.
September 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Every now and then I'm kind of big.

By @rompinpomps.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Usi may be famously even keel, but if you keep poking the bear... er. Bat. He may get a little agitated. Especially if you're like @bobertotter.bsky.social a regular tease! Who is also the artist.
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's OK to just casually expand your friends! They asked, it's fine. By @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang
August 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I don't do a lot of vore admittedly but there are some situations in which I like it! A shadowfox that turns people into shadelings minions or a mer-eel pretty boy that consumes these non-sapiant bimbo construct pests. happy 8/8
by @bobertotter.bsky.social and @slfsffntcres.bsky.social respectively.
August 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mamenchisaurus!

Why not!

Big ol dino lifeguard by @rompinpomps.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
... I have to go in at 12 today. Normally I go in at 3. It's for a stupid in person training that will amount to nothing.
July 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Juet lettin it slip out, just like that. Damn. She may not even be aware. And she REALLY doesn't care either way.

By @bobertotter.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Oops. Forgot I had to select something else to animate it LOL

By @drakita.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bulking season.

By @bobertotter.bsky.social
June 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think this counts as Loomy. by @bobertotter.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yeah I can spot you!

By @guzreuef.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You've done so many that it's genuinely hard to pick: but i really do like the updatef ref sheet.
May 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hope you like your gumbo hot and your moon shined, because that's what you'se gonna get, 'cher.
As aggro as Daisy can be, she has a soft side to her.
Also being around her tends to make people swell. Odd.
Oh well!
By @bobertotter.bsky.social of my gator daisy and @10den11.bsky.social s Dragonfruit
May 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
LAND SAKES ALIVE, WE ARE COOKING WITH PETROL NOW.

Happy 4/13
April 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@crude-iba.bsky.social helped me design and make the base form of the shapeshifting milf Mother Lagomare. She can shapeshift into anything. As long as it's a milf.
April 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
HAY DO YOU THINK HE DREW ME BIG ENOUGH? HEY. HAY. HEY. HAY. H-

By @rompinpomps.bsky.social
March 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Oh.
February 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM