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Caffeine addict, prolific cat petter, knitter, antifascist. Sarcasm as a lifestyle brand. Trans rights are human rights. Slava Ukrani. Freedom for Palestine. No kings, no gods, no masters.
Right?
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Right?
This Joyce Carol Oates discourse be like
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This Joyce Carol Oates discourse be like
Conservatives: "i DiDn'T vOtE fOr ThiS!"
Yes. You absolutely did vote for this.
Yes. You absolutely did vote for this.
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Conservatives: "i DiDn'T vOtE fOr ThiS!"
Yes. You absolutely did vote for this.
Yes. You absolutely did vote for this.
“This face card has never been declined.” -Jemele Hill
I need this on a t-shirt.
I need this on a t-shirt.
September 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“This face card has never been declined.” -Jemele Hill
I need this on a t-shirt.
I need this on a t-shirt.
It’s a good thing 🍊doesn’t understand satire.
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Late-night hosts mock Trump as outrage over Kimmel suspension grows
Fellow comedians Jon Stewart and Jimmy Fallon mocked U.S. President Donald Trump Thursday after Jimmy Kimmel Live! was pulled off the air on Wednesday by ABC following Federal Communications Commissio...
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September 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s a good thing 🍊doesn’t understand satire.
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Been watching Mr. Robot. It’s got 2 settings: brooding and grisly Tarantino-esque super violence.
September 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Been watching Mr. Robot. It’s got 2 settings: brooding and grisly Tarantino-esque super violence.
I love this so much but there’s something about this statue that I can’t quite put my finger on.
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I love this so much but there’s something about this statue that I can’t quite put my finger on.
Every day now:
News item: President Tr*mp unlawfully [name a thing]
News item: President Tr*mp unlawfully [name a thing]
September 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Every day now:
News item: President Tr*mp unlawfully [name a thing]
News item: President Tr*mp unlawfully [name a thing]
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a bit of a ‘Disney adult’ (I met my twin sister my divorced parents hid from me my entire life at a sleep away summer camp.)
August 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a bit of a ‘Disney adult’ (I met my twin sister my divorced parents hid from me my entire life at a sleep away summer camp.)
Finally! A store that sells something I actually need
August 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Finally! A store that sells something I actually need
POV: me opening up the NYT Games app as I wake up in the morning
[to the tune of Head Games by Foreigner] 🎶 “Word games…. That’s all I ever do… word games… I can’t take it anymore…” 🎵
[to the tune of Head Games by Foreigner] 🎶 “Word games…. That’s all I ever do… word games… I can’t take it anymore…” 🎵
August 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
POV: me opening up the NYT Games app as I wake up in the morning
[to the tune of Head Games by Foreigner] 🎶 “Word games…. That’s all I ever do… word games… I can’t take it anymore…” 🎵
[to the tune of Head Games by Foreigner] 🎶 “Word games…. That’s all I ever do… word games… I can’t take it anymore…” 🎵
I think I invented a new drink that’s a cross between a Soixante quinze (a.k.a. French 75) and a Hugo spritz. It’s basically the French 75 stuff with mint leaves muddled in. Help me think of a name for it. Maybe Victor Hugo spritz?
August 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I think I invented a new drink that’s a cross between a Soixante quinze (a.k.a. French 75) and a Hugo spritz. It’s basically the French 75 stuff with mint leaves muddled in. Help me think of a name for it. Maybe Victor Hugo spritz?
Life musings, part 4,108: There’s a saying: “when the wind changes, adjust your sails.” What they don’t tell you is that adjusting the sails involves pulling on a rope that is really hard to pull depending on how hard the wind is blowing…. (1/2)
August 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Life musings, part 4,108: There’s a saying: “when the wind changes, adjust your sails.” What they don’t tell you is that adjusting the sails involves pulling on a rope that is really hard to pull depending on how hard the wind is blowing…. (1/2)
Change your profile picture to clippy. I'm serious
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August 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ok, this season of The Americans has really gone off the rails.
June 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ok, this season of The Americans has really gone off the rails.
I keep hearing this controversy about whether the new pope is a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan.
Doesn’t it make more sense for the pope to be a Cardinals fan?
Doesn’t it make more sense for the pope to be a Cardinals fan?
May 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I keep hearing this controversy about whether the new pope is a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan.
Doesn’t it make more sense for the pope to be a Cardinals fan?
Doesn’t it make more sense for the pope to be a Cardinals fan?
May the Fourth be with you
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Songs that use 5/4 time
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May 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
May the Fourth be with you
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Old and busted: “Let them eat cake.”
New hotness: “Let them eat not as much cake.”
New hotness: “Let them eat not as much cake.”
May 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Old and busted: “Let them eat cake.”
New hotness: “Let them eat not as much cake.”
New hotness: “Let them eat not as much cake.”
Hey… how you living?
tomorrow isnt promised we need to flirt TODAY
April 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hey… how you living?
From those woke commie pinko liberals at *checks notes*… The Economist?
Yikes!
Yikes!
April 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
From those woke commie pinko liberals at *checks notes*… The Economist?
Yikes!
Yikes!
Follow-up. What is Carambar?
It’s a candy sold in France. It comes in caramel and fruit-flavored varieties. The fruit flavored ones are chewy, like Starburst. They have French jokes printed on the inside of the wrappers. It’s not the most awesome candy, though it’s not bad…. (1/2)
It’s a candy sold in France. It comes in caramel and fruit-flavored varieties. The fruit flavored ones are chewy, like Starburst. They have French jokes printed on the inside of the wrappers. It’s not the most awesome candy, though it’s not bad…. (1/2)
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Follow-up. What is Carambar?
It’s a candy sold in France. It comes in caramel and fruit-flavored varieties. The fruit flavored ones are chewy, like Starburst. They have French jokes printed on the inside of the wrappers. It’s not the most awesome candy, though it’s not bad…. (1/2)
It’s a candy sold in France. It comes in caramel and fruit-flavored varieties. The fruit flavored ones are chewy, like Starburst. They have French jokes printed on the inside of the wrappers. It’s not the most awesome candy, though it’s not bad…. (1/2)
Learning French with Carambar wrapper jokes, Part 1:
Q: Que faut-il faire quand on a le cafard?
Réponse: Acheter de l’insecticide.
“Avoir le cafard” means “to be depressed.”
“Cafard” also means “cockroach.”
I know this is a play on words, but if you interpret it wrong, this could be pretty dark 🙂
Q: Que faut-il faire quand on a le cafard?
Réponse: Acheter de l’insecticide.
“Avoir le cafard” means “to be depressed.”
“Cafard” also means “cockroach.”
I know this is a play on words, but if you interpret it wrong, this could be pretty dark 🙂
April 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Learning French with Carambar wrapper jokes, Part 1:
Q: Que faut-il faire quand on a le cafard?
Réponse: Acheter de l’insecticide.
“Avoir le cafard” means “to be depressed.”
“Cafard” also means “cockroach.”
I know this is a play on words, but if you interpret it wrong, this could be pretty dark 🙂
Q: Que faut-il faire quand on a le cafard?
Réponse: Acheter de l’insecticide.
“Avoir le cafard” means “to be depressed.”
“Cafard” also means “cockroach.”
I know this is a play on words, but if you interpret it wrong, this could be pretty dark 🙂
The thing about it is, if you are against innocent people who are here legally being disappeared without due process or recourse to a torture prison in El Salvador, people on the right will say that you hate America and love crime and gangs. Why are you people like this?
April 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The thing about it is, if you are against innocent people who are here legally being disappeared without due process or recourse to a torture prison in El Salvador, people on the right will say that you hate America and love crime and gangs. Why are you people like this?
This reminds me that when I was a little girl, I got a pet chick as a gift for Easter one year. We made a pen for it out of chicken wire in the backyard. It eventually got loose from the pen and ran away, don’t know what happened to it. It was an even shittier pet than Archer’s lemur.
Baby chicks were never an appropriate Easter gift for children, but especially not now with the spread of Bird Flu. 🐣 Get a toy chick and sponsor a rescue bird instead! www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-birds
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This reminds me that when I was a little girl, I got a pet chick as a gift for Easter one year. We made a pen for it out of chicken wire in the backyard. It eventually got loose from the pen and ran away, don’t know what happened to it. It was an even shittier pet than Archer’s lemur.