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Caffeine addict, prolific cat petter, knitter, antifascist. Sarcasm as a lifestyle brand. Trans rights are human rights. Slava Ukrani. Freedom for Palestine. No kings, no gods, no masters.
Wooo, Iraq 2.0. It was only going to last a couple of days and pay for itself. 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wooo, Iraq 2.0. It was only going to last a couple of days and pay for itself. 🙄
If your brain gets uploaded to a robot, you don’t NEED to eat because robots don’t have stomachs, duuuuh!
/that was sarcasm
/that was sarcasm
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If your brain gets uploaded to a robot, you don’t NEED to eat because robots don’t have stomachs, duuuuh!
/that was sarcasm
/that was sarcasm
Wait, it’s a frozen hot chocolate drink?
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wait, it’s a frozen hot chocolate drink?
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
Abed and Troy call it “special drink.” iykyk
Honestly, if he sold any “Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23” merch, I’d be like
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Honestly, if he sold any “Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23” merch, I’d be like
How is gas coming down to $2? Is he going to nationalize the oil industry?
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
How is gas coming down to $2? Is he going to nationalize the oil industry?
The deflection is… spectacular.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The deflection is… spectacular.
I’m not a neurologist, but I think we can all agree that guy’s brain probably looks like moldy block of baby Swiss cheese.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’m not a neurologist, but I think we can all agree that guy’s brain probably looks like moldy block of baby Swiss cheese.
OMG I stand extremely corrected
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
OMG I stand extremely corrected
Yeah, this. The Mag Mile is not a shopping center, it‘s a part of a street that happens to have a lot of retail shops. I wonder if he’s referring to the Shops at North Bridge? Or that place on Wacker? Anyway, do you expect, like, accuracy or something from a mushy-brained clown?
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Yeah, this. The Mag Mile is not a shopping center, it‘s a part of a street that happens to have a lot of retail shops. I wonder if he’s referring to the Shops at North Bridge? Or that place on Wacker? Anyway, do you expect, like, accuracy or something from a mushy-brained clown?
Pfffft, the only criminals in the Mag Mile are the retailers selling a Hermès keychain for $300.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Pfffft, the only criminals in the Mag Mile are the retailers selling a Hermès keychain for $300.
And, to be clear, I am here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And, to be clear, I am here for it.
I never want to hear from a conservative ever again that Democrats are “communists” And “hate capitalism.”
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I never want to hear from a conservative ever again that Democrats are “communists” And “hate capitalism.”
What sort of philistine doesn’t know what this is? I mean, really.
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
What sort of philistine doesn’t know what this is? I mean, really.
Southern hemisphere, duuuuh!
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Southern hemisphere, duuuuh!
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
They might put up with St Louis or Kansas City for a bit, but when they realize they won’t have access to public transportation, artistic dog groomers, or decent pizza, they will hightail it back faster than you can say “it’s just a cracker with sauce and fake cheese.”
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They might put up with St Louis or Kansas City for a bit, but when they realize they won’t have access to public transportation, artistic dog groomers, or decent pizza, they will hightail it back faster than you can say “it’s just a cracker with sauce and fake cheese.”
I love this account so much.
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I love this account so much.
*liking this from my iPhone with an OtterBox case*
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
*liking this from my iPhone with an OtterBox case*
The cruelty is the point.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The cruelty is the point.