Rebecca Mahoney
@cafecliche.bsky.social
Author of THE VALLEY AND THE FLOOD, THE MEMORY EATER, and the forthcoming THRALL (spring 2026), co-creator of The Bridge Podcast, and #1 cheese popcorn enjoyer. She/her
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hey, y'all. my name is madi and i'm a reporter for the minnesota reformer. i cover the trump administration's impact on minnesotans, which means i've been out on the streets covering ICE in the twin cities. let me walk you through how we got here:
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
hey, y'all. my name is madi and i'm a reporter for the minnesota reformer. i cover the trump administration's impact on minnesotans, which means i've been out on the streets covering ICE in the twin cities. let me walk you through how we got here:
Just heard Al Gore is heckling people at Davos, which is one of those things that feels scripted but apparently just happens now
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Just heard Al Gore is heckling people at Davos, which is one of those things that feels scripted but apparently just happens now
I'm so excited to share that THRALL is a Publishers Marketplace Buzz Book for the Spring/Summer 2026 season! You can read an excerpt in this gorgeous FREE SAMPLER of upcoming titles: www.buzz.publishersmarketplace.com/download-edi...
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January 20, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I'm so excited to share that THRALL is a Publishers Marketplace Buzz Book for the Spring/Summer 2026 season! You can read an excerpt in this gorgeous FREE SAMPLER of upcoming titles: www.buzz.publishersmarketplace.com/download-edi...
Planning out all of my medical stuff in the next 8 weeks while looking at my one stickable vein like... oh girl... we're in it now
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Planning out all of my medical stuff in the next 8 weeks while looking at my one stickable vein like... oh girl... we're in it now
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I have to believe that most people do not want to live a country where they have to watch their neighbors get shot in the face by Nazi thugs
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I have to believe that most people do not want to live a country where they have to watch their neighbors get shot in the face by Nazi thugs
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“ICE just needs to be traine–“
ICE needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps.
ICE needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“ICE just needs to be traine–“
ICE needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps.
ICE needs to be abolished.
Hope this helps.
I got the end of Terminator 2 and the end of ET mixed up last night and said “Be good” in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I got the end of Terminator 2 and the end of ET mixed up last night and said “Be good” in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
Going under anesthesia twice this winter (endometriosis reasons, nothing serious) and every time they tell me not to make any big decisions for like two days afterwards it activates my contrarian streak
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Going under anesthesia twice this winter (endometriosis reasons, nothing serious) and every time they tell me not to make any big decisions for like two days afterwards it activates my contrarian streak
Just ordered some breakfast tacos at the airport and they came without tortillas, which is actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just ordered some breakfast tacos at the airport and they came without tortillas, which is actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Saw someone say that Kip taking 8 years to get down to the ice in Heated Rivalry was bad representation because as a gay person, he’d walk faster than that. So tonight I feel I must put my foot down and come out as a gay slow walker. WE EXIST
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Saw someone say that Kip taking 8 years to get down to the ice in Heated Rivalry was bad representation because as a gay person, he’d walk faster than that. So tonight I feel I must put my foot down and come out as a gay slow walker. WE EXIST
Mom: What kind of Christmas music do you want
Me: Hmmm. I want to feel like I’m at a house party in the 60’s
Mom: What exactly am I supposed to do with that
Me: Hmmm. I want to feel like I’m at a house party in the 60’s
Mom: What exactly am I supposed to do with that
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mom: What kind of Christmas music do you want
Me: Hmmm. I want to feel like I’m at a house party in the 60’s
Mom: What exactly am I supposed to do with that
Me: Hmmm. I want to feel like I’m at a house party in the 60’s
Mom: What exactly am I supposed to do with that
Had a dream last night that I ended up at the women’s basketball Team USA training camp. Obviously I was not of much use, but I did keep a few of those girls from clicking on phishing scams
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Had a dream last night that I ended up at the women’s basketball Team USA training camp. Obviously I was not of much use, but I did keep a few of those girls from clicking on phishing scams
My filter at work is rapidly breaking down. Colleague at the all-division meeting was telling a casual story about not being able to find a cubicle and I responded “I think hotdesking is evil”
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My filter at work is rapidly breaking down. Colleague at the all-division meeting was telling a casual story about not being able to find a cubicle and I responded “I think hotdesking is evil”
I’m in absolute hysterics over that Jimmy Stewart biopic trailer. Why is it shot like a sequence from Drunk History
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m in absolute hysterics over that Jimmy Stewart biopic trailer. Why is it shot like a sequence from Drunk History
Here’s the thing. I’m literally always right
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Here’s the thing. I’m literally always right
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Alright, I’ve got THRALL ARCs burning a hole in my living room floor. Who’s ready for a giveaway?
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Alright, I’ve got THRALL ARCs burning a hole in my living room floor. Who’s ready for a giveaway?
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
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We, The Fleet is eligible! Here I am, actually talking about a story I did that is actually eligible! There! I've done it! Also give it a read or a listen I am very proud of it: clarkesworldmagazine.com/singer_05_25/
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We, The Fleet is eligible! Here I am, actually talking about a story I did that is actually eligible! There! I've done it! Also give it a read or a listen I am very proud of it: clarkesworldmagazine.com/singer_05_25/
We’re officially in the thick of the holiday season, which means I am, as always, desperately in need of a haircut and also 80 years behind on gift shopping
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We’re officially in the thick of the holiday season, which means I am, as always, desperately in need of a haircut and also 80 years behind on gift shopping
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Today at Booker T's Farm I'm sharing an upcoming book I can't wait for from @cafecliche.bsky.social I'm always in the mood for another vampire book! bookertsfarm.blogspot.com/2025/12/feed...
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Today at Booker T's Farm I'm sharing an upcoming book I can't wait for from @cafecliche.bsky.social I'm always in the mood for another vampire book! bookertsfarm.blogspot.com/2025/12/feed...
Alright, I’ve got THRALL ARCs burning a hole in my living room floor. Who’s ready for a giveaway?
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Alright, I’ve got THRALL ARCs burning a hole in my living room floor. Who’s ready for a giveaway?
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
Fascinated by how the military’s strategy in Welcome to Derry is “put the clown in a bomb”
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fascinated by how the military’s strategy in Welcome to Derry is “put the clown in a bomb”
Flight got delayed two hours and now we are the last ones out of the Jacksonville airport. Kids are playing soccer on the people movers. This is airnarchy (airport anarchy)
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Flight got delayed two hours and now we are the last ones out of the Jacksonville airport. Kids are playing soccer on the people movers. This is airnarchy (airport anarchy)
Save me La Nopalera queso dip. La Nopalera queso dip save me
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Save me La Nopalera queso dip. La Nopalera queso dip save me
Happy Logan Airport at 6am to all who celebrate (no one)
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Happy Logan Airport at 6am to all who celebrate (no one)